#i love benoit too so much rly

[sinematically]

made this post for sapphic reasons

Edit: assume this post says “working class/woman who destroys the rich”, and not WOC ‘cause I got it wrong. Ana de Armas is not a WOC — she’s Caucasian and of Spanish/Cuban descent which is her ethnicity.

#glass onion #knives out #knives out 2 #andi brand #cassandra brand #janelle monae #ana de armas #marta cabrera #daniel craig #i love benoit too so much rly #the women #glass onion a knives out mystery #edit: ana de armas isn’t a woc!!! #i am being informed via reblogs and one (1) ask #i was under the impression that Caucasian meant white skinned #and white meant ‘I am a descended of European colonisers’ #which in hindsight seems… not correct. ? #Caucasian and white are interchangeable to the point where Ana — because she is Caucasian — is not a WOC #ana is simply a immigrant worker #and she’s of the middle class like Helen #so let’s go with ‘women who destroy the rich’ ? #instead of WOC

[notjacinclay]

TLC Characters College AU

This is me determining what the rampion crew would act like and which activities they would do in a college au.

I may or may not make this into a wolflet fic that I have in my drafts on a03??

ANYways

Linh Cinder

Automotive Technology Major

Minor in Political Science

Bachelor or Masters Degree

In STEM groups

Freshman or possibly sophomore??

She’s one of those girls you see in the hall and wave to, but no one really knows who she is? She goes to a basketball game or two once in a while, but doesn’t go to formals, doesn’t socialize much, eats at a restaurant for lunch, and just doesn’t socialize much in general. Iko might convince her to join track and field or softball in the summer, but she probably will refuse. Works at a hardware store or a coffee shop of some sort for sure. Probably smokes under the bleachers (we stan)

Kaito

Political Science Major

Major in Communications (double major)

Getting a Masters Degree or maybe a Ph.D

Definitely in student government and possibly some kind of book club or theater??

Junior

He definitely goes to the library a lot, probably helps reshelf books without any payment so all the librarians love him, meets Cinder in political science, doesn’t really do sports, but he seems like a baseball guy? Really popular, but in a good way, like he’s so nice and gets really good grades, so everyone just can’t hate him. Kind of a nerd, but in an endearing way. He sits by pretty much anyone at lunch, specifically people who look lonely or sits by Thorne (they’re good friends leave me alone)

Carswell Thorne

Major in aviation

Getting a bachelors degree probably (lazy ass)

Probably a wide receiver or a running back for his college football team

Seems like a golf player too

Junior or Senior

He’s basically just how he is in that starts above story about him (can’t remember the name goddamnit), all the cheerleaders like him even tho he’s not even the captain of the team, major flirt, super popular, but doesn’t get that great of grades, all the girls like him, all the guys at least respect him, He probably works a really boring job at some grocery or hardware store. Probably meets Cinder in the cereal isle at krogers (screaming)

Cress Darnel

Major in Computer Science

Voice and Opera Minor

Probably getting a masters degree

Definitely in choir and STEM groups

Freshman

She’s just your average tiny nerd who spends her days in the library researching opera singers or messing around on the school computers and designing software. People probably grab her stuff and hold it above her head those goddamn sons of bitches-

She has glasses for sure, becomes friends with Cinder from her STEM class, she introduces her to Thorne, relationships are established. Meets Kai in the library and they gossip about anime together?? Either doesn’t have a job or has a part time job at a library or something

Scarlet Benoit

Major in Agriculture

Minor in women’s studies/feminism (girlboss)

Bachelor or Masters (trying to get college done asap)

In self defense classes (maybeeee softball)

Sophomore or Freshman

The girl that everyone avoids because she can and will kill you. Girls have made fun of her cause she’s too powerful for them but she has the best insults ever so they learned to leave her alone. Has “leave me alone im just trying to study” energy. Doesn’t give a shit about social events, just trying to get a degree here. Meets wolf at the bar (<33) cause she’s a bartender. Her and cinder get along rly well cause neither of them care about people in general so yay

Ze’ev Kesley

Major in zoology (he loves animals<33)

Bachelors or Masters

Doesn’t really do activities

But he loves watching hockey

Sophomore or Junior

Gives off bad boy energy?? But he’s not trying to be a “bad boy” he’s just really awkward and quiet and happens to be tall and muscly with a tattoo and scars. (Help poor wolf) has girls swooning over him but none of them dare talk to him (he has no idea about any of this) literally has had eyes on scarlet for MONTHS (help that sounds creepy) but he’s way too nervous to go up to her and he just hopes she talks to him. Works at a really small nature exhibit or something that has a wolf who lives there and that’s like his best friend (ryu) Doesn’t talk in school like at all him and cinder have a mutual understanding for each other (meaning they wave to each other in the halls)

Winter Hayle-Blackburn

Major in Psychology

Minor in Political Science

Probably in some kind of astrology group

Tennis bitch

Masters Degree

Sophomore ??

She’s like really popular but not? Like, everyone whispers behind her back like “omg winter is so pretty” but no one really talks to her cause yknow schizophrenia is a bitch and they’re intimidated by her beauty. The only person she really hangs out with is Jacin who went to elementary and high school with her. Goes to the nature exhibit a lot and hangs out with wolf, she probably doesn’t work but volunteers at the animal shelter most definitely. Friends with Kai, talks to a lot of random people and tries to guess their star sign (most of the time is right??)

Jacin Clay

Doubly Major in human physiology and health science

Mf is getting a full on Ph.D

Definitely definitely in a fencing class

Junior

He just hangs out with winter, that’s his whole personality. He gets really good grades and brags about it, and challenges guys to sword fights who try and flirt with winter (screaming) they usually just laugh at him poor guy. Doesn’t talk to anyone besides winter, is way too busy with college to get a job, but might work as a nurse at the clinic for some practice for becoming a doctor. Lives at the coffee shop and survives on black coffee that is all. Either meets cinder there or under the bleachers (they both smoke or vape im sorry) People don’t really give a shit about him at school cause he’s annoying and faints all the time cause he has rly bad circulation (bye)

Iko

Major in Fashion Merchandising

Minor in feminism, gender and sexuality studies

Basketball, tennis and softball probably theater too

Masters or bachelor

Sophomore

The only one who pays attention to cinder until the rampion crew unites. Really popular, super nice to everyone and really happy all the time. Also a bad bitch. Flirts with tons of people, and vice versa. Gets along with Thorne, everyone assumes they’re together but they’re not. Goes to like every social event, gets invited to everyone’s parties, star of the basketball and softball teams, wears the best outfits. Probably works at a laundromat or something.

#tlc #lunar chronicles #carswell thorne #jacin clay #zeev kesley #prince kai #linh cinder #cress darnel #winter hayle #scarlet Benoit #iko #college au #the lunar chronicles