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puipui-official · 1 year
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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departmentq · 1 year
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krasnyel · 1 year
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regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family
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jay-wasstuff · 1 year
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Source: Screen Rant
Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit
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Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
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blatantlyhidden · 1 year
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benoit blanc dress up simulator
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hate-account · 1 year
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animentality · 3 months
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alexpdcl · 1 year
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i like to think that it goes both ways
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heinous-bitch · 1 year
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fun fact: in the latin american dub, when Helen Brand tells Benoit Blanc that "google says he's the world greatest detective", he says "i am not James Bond" which is infinitely funnier than the original "i am not Batman" response
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missamerican-pie · 1 year
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chrrispine · 1 year
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BENOIT BLANC in GLASS ONION + Text Posts
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nessa007 · 1 year
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That final shot! Knives Out (2019) Ready or Not (2019) Midsommar (2019) Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) The Menu (2022)
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animentality · 1 year
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VICTORY
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ok heres my confession. i didnt realise that philip in glass onion was supposed to be the husband. i am gay. i am gay. i thought he was the butler. you know why? you wanna know why? because he was british. because he had an upper class british accent and his name was philip. my immediate, gut reaction was: what the fuck else would a guy named philip with that goddamn downton abbey accent that no normal person could possibly have in real life be? there is no natural state in which a person who sounds like that occurs. aside from butlerhood. people with that accent just materialize one day with a tux in any location with a high enough ceiling. i thought he just showed up one day in that apartment and started doing daniel craigs laundry. my girlfriend, who i live with, is british. but she sounds like a regular fucking person. its not the same. i am simply prejudiced against the west end
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shea-parfait · 1 year
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Glass Onion
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