#i love the idea of when A.B took over the presidency he was like 'oh fuck yea I can quilt now :) how delightful' MSNDMSDNS

[cognitozclownz]

HELLO THAT IDEA ABOUT A.B AND THE PRESIDENT BEING BROTHERS WAS ADORABLE. You made me so soft for The President, I'm officially endeared. do you have any other ideas about him? THANK YOUUUUU, WELCOME BACK

EEEE EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT ITS SO NICE TO BE BACK. IM ALSO VERY SOFT FOR HIM NOW SMDNSMDSN,,,

(the drawing in question)

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NOBODY WILL STOP ME FROM MAKING THIS MAN KIND AND ENDEARING <3 NOT A SOUL ON EARTH. ALL OF THIS IS FANON AND I DON'T EVEN CARE <3

Bc we've been given zero info on him BUT he is already EXTREMELY 2-BRAINCELLED. This is all gonna be vv loose stuff off the top of my head, SO

HE NEVER ACTUALLY WANTED TO GO INTO POLITICS IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Like he came from an Extremely Rich Family, with a massive history in politics (senators, congressmen, etc), to the point that while it,, wasn't specifically said that he didn't have a choice, it was definitely implied.

(huh gee maybe him an A.B could bond over both being created and shoved into a specific role against their will. Maybe there could be some bonding there. Maybe brotherhood <3 MAYBE A LOVELY SIBLING RELATIONSHIP WHERE THEY LEARN FROM EACHOTHER)

Whereas A.B is,, very coordinated in general, This Fellow is a complete clutz.

HES JUST,, very tall, long legs, big hands, and two left feet </3

Constantly stumbling over himself, knocking things over - he's learned to keep all limbs in. It doesn't help that he's,, a bit of a nervous wreck?? All of this combined has given him the habit of holding his hands together in front of him?? Very Compressed.

the exception is,, Ballroom Dancing and Waltzing, bc his mother forced him to learn smdnsmd. She thought it would improve his coordination overall but,, nah now he just has A Skill He Rarely Gets To Use.

I love the idea of his 'First Lady' actually being a Cognito Agent who's there to keep him on script and in line </3 he tries to befriend her but she really isn't having it so he just stays outta her way smdnsd.

PEOPLE REALLY DO THINK HE'S MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN HE IS, AND HE USES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE A LOTTA THE TIME

like he may not be the brightest bulb, he knows that - he isn't curing cancer any time soon >:( but come on.

not in a weaponized incompetence kinda way - moreso in a 'Cognito Inc Has Given Up On Trying To Manipulate Me, Because I've Convinced Them I'm A Complete Moron'

LIKE WITH,, ANY PARTICULARLY EVIL STUFF COGNITO WANTED HIM TO DO,, HE'D JUST,, PURPOSEFULLY MISINTERPRET IT??? It was working pretty well for himself until they tried to replace him with a robot </3

(GOD I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANNA CHARACTERIZE HIM AS A LITTLE TEENSY BIT EVIL??? Like nothing quite like A.B, where he wants World Domination - moreso he Doesn't Want Things To Change?? Like he's really sacrificed his entire life, every dream for the sake of his family's honor and getting into The Presidency ,etc ,etc.... So if,, smb tried,,, fucking with that??? He Might Go A Little Postal. I DUNNO THERES DEFINITELY ROOM TO EVIL UP THIS BASTARD. HAVENT DECIDED YET.)

<3333 im sorry I now adore him

#inside job #NSDMS LOTS OF THIS WAS CONTRASTING HIM VS AB BC <333 I LOVE THAT FOR HIM. BESIDES ITS GOOD FOR FLESHING HIM OUT #MSNDSD I MIGHT DRAW HIM MORE. he is not a himbo he's a himbecile #<333 hes also very 'right brain' even tho that concept is nonsense smdnsd #LIKE HES WAY MORE.. emotionally driven than AB?? Like AB struggles so much with knowing how to comfort ppl?? The Pres is so good with that #MSNDMSD i just </3 i cant see this man as anything more than a Nervous Wreck Who Was Influenced Into This Position And Is Now Trapped smdns #i love the idea of when A.B took over the presidency he was like 'oh fuck yea I can quilt now :) how delightful' MSNDMSDNS #LIKE HE NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS SHIT >:( AND NOW HE HAS SEVERAL EVIL ORGANIZATIONS ON HIS ASS. WHAT THE FUCK. WHO TALKED HIM INTO THIS. #im sorry im hopelessly endeared by him <3 #I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN SMDNS #the less info smb gives me on a character the more i love them </3 #ALSO THESE IDEAS ARE PROBABLY GONNA CHANGE A BUNCH BC SMDNSD IM STILL FIGURING OUT MY THOUGHTS ABOUT HIM #i like to think they're both very good at reading signals. AB bc he's a supergenius and The Pres bc he's constantly in danger smdnsmd #there'll be moments where smb will walk into the room and they'll both make a Vague Face Of Distaste at them bc.. Bad Vibes #MNSDMS IDK WHY I IMMEDIATELY CLUNG TO THE IDEA OF THEM ACTING LIKE SIBLINGS <333 BUT I DID #THE PRES GREW UP AN ONLY CHILD <3333 HE NEVER HAD A LITTLE BROTHER. #I might reowkr this and make him a Sad Meow Meow in the flavor of Seymour Krelborn??? #where like.. Buddy You've Made Some CHOICES but also you're so pathetic dear lord #I DUNNO. LOTS OF THOUGHTS HERE #like whereas AB is more.. Forward with his evil?? the pres is way more Sneaky About It?? I DUNNO ITS AN OPTION. I DUNNO HOW BASTARD I WANNA #GO WITH IT #The President Inside Job #</3 hes nameless so we're sticking with that until we get an actual name #ALSO GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!!! HELLO HELLO