#i made $50 doing training at my new job today but id be making $75 on top of that if i go to my shit job

[joseph-joestar-plz-twerk-4-me]

eyy i was tagged by @lancekoganee, @lovelylangst, and @fictionismynationality for the 92 truths thing so here it issss

LAST… [1] drink: dr pepper [2] phone call: uh well the last like 5 people to call me were spam numbers but the last i actually talked on was with my sister [3] text message: bff callie [4] song you listened to: just one yesterday by fall out boy [5] time you cried: a few hours ago when i remembered my characters name in the demi episode game that i played a year and a half ago was “whipe dat azz”

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: unfortunately yes [7] been cheated on: no [8] kissed someone and regretted it: no [9] lost someone special: ?? im not sure bc there’s a lot of people who used to be special but the friendship either imploded or slowly died sooo [10] been depressed: no [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no lol i am rather pure for my age lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: [12] dark green [13] pastel pink [14] that blue that looks really good in velvet

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yeah! [16] fallen out of love: yes? im not sure if it was love to begin w sooo [17] laughed until you cried: bruh i did like 3 hours ago lol [18] found out someone was talking about you: yeah apparently im “famous” at best buy bc my coworker (who also works there) was telling his coworkers about shenanigans him and i get into  [19] met someone who changed you: yee [20] found out who your true friends are: yeah. ive cut out a lot of people but its for the better [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: not currently lol (my current bf isnt my friend on facebook lmao)

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them tbh, but i need to go through and clean out my friends list [23] do you have any pets: 3 cats and a doggo [24] do you want to change your name: nah but a nickname would be cool [25] what did you do for your last birthday: i didnt work  i saw Fantastic Beasts in the morn and had lunch w my bf, then hung out w my friends and had dinner w them and the fam, went home and played sims [26] what time did you wake up: 7-730ish am [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: coming home from work/starting precal hw [28] name something you cannot wait for: obviously voltron season 3 but i also want to jsut get thru the next few weeks bc work is going to be a   n i g h t m a r e  and i want my suffering to be over asap [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: 2 hours ago [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: honestly i would go back in time and tell little middle school me to try out for region (bc i honestly believe if i had just had a year or two more expirience auditioning, then i wouldve made the all state choir) and then go to junior yr me and say “stop being an angry ho and   c a l m   d o w n   . i wish i could go back a year from today and tell myself that the management position is not worth it. to find another job while i can. (however, i use my job as motivation to do well in school: “do well, keep up my gpa, get my degree. i dont want to be at the movie theater forever”) [31] what are you listening to right now: my klance playlist (death of a bachelor is currently playing) [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: ive talked to a tommy and someone whos last name is toms [33] something that is getting on your nerves: anything customer related/ “can an available manager come to the stand for an employee purchase” [34] most visited website: college homepage, math hw website, tumblr, gmail, netflix (recently made my friend watch voltron every MWF after out speech class lol) [35] elementary: my awkward acne/glasses/pre-braces/braces phase. also i wore training bras for 3 yrs bc i was so uncomfortable w my boobs that i couldnt tell my mom i needed an actual bra [36] high school: i can look at pictures and tell by my smile where i lost my childish innocence (halfway thru junior yr)  [37] college: community rn, but i plan on transfering to tamu and getting at least a bachelors in environmental science. i have to research into carriers to see if a masters/phd is worth it, but that is something im interested in [38] hair color: blonde when clean [39] long or short hair: the question of the century. i look good w a lob, but i also love braiding hair sooo [40] do you have a crush on someone: i mean i have a crush on my bf lance [41] what do you like about yourself: i guess im funny. i can sing the whole danny phantom theme song  [42] piercings: triples in each ear, helix and double forward helix in my right ear (planning on getting a faux snug in my left ear eventually. id like a nose ring, but work wont let me. i maybe want a belly button ring, if i decide to work out for it lol as if) [43]blood type: i dunno, but looking at it makes me queasy so [44] nickname: maycakers, big titty t, mak [45] relationship status: long term relationship (idk how many months now but its over 2 yrs so) [46] zodiac sign: scorpio [47] pronouns: she/her.  [48] fav tv show: voltron, avatar the last airbender (im laughing i typed “airbeder” at firs), the office, drake and josh [49] tattoos: never (ill stick w piercings) [50] right or left hand: right 

FIRST… [51] surgery: does having a wart dug out of my toe count [52] piercing: the standard single pair when i was 6 [53] best friend: aaliyah but once we got to middle school we didnt have classes together and i didnt see her much in highschool (i heard about her bc she broke a lot of sports records. shes gonna be an olympian in 2020 y’all. i can feel it) [54] sport: does drill team count [55] vacation: we went to the state capitol w my grandparents  [56] pair of trainers: wtf are trainers

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing bc my stomach is currently revolting [58] drinking: grape powerade [59] i’m about to: take a nap gd im tired [60] listening to: euphoria by loreen [61] waiting for: sleep to take me [62] want: my period back ache to stop [63] get married: i want to get married so bad i want to be super domestic and have a bb and that kid is gonna recycle EVERYTHING and i will love them [64] career: ecologist? environmental researcher? environmental biologist? agricultural reformer? idk i just want to do something w the environment 

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs  [66] lips or eyes: eyes are pretty [67] shorter or taller: taller bc then ur head is in their chest when u hug. or u have to get on tippy toes to kiss. yes. [68] older or younger: older older older [70] nice arms or nice stomach: yknow stomaches are nice and all but u cant see them bc shirts. u can see arms tho ohmy [71] sensitive or loud: idk im loud so  [72] hook up or relationship: relationship ftw. hook ups sound...really gross to me (my ace ass cant fathom hookups lol) [73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? ew no [75] drank hard liquor? the only thing ive ever drank ever is a shot of cherry sake (i spit that back out it was gross) and a shot of goldschlager (which cleared sinuses i didnt know i had and made me reaaaalllly giggly) [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? lmao all the time [77] turned someone down: yeah  [78] sex on first date? no [79] broken someone’s heart? yes  [80] had your own heart broken? not really? i felt sad both times i broke up w my ex but i knew it was for the best [81] been arrested? no but ive had someone threaten me w calling the cops [82] cried when someone died? my granny, cat, hamster [83] fallen for a friend? i mean my bf was my friend before we dated so i guess

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? tbh i am super confident in my schoolwork and just... not at all at work [85] miracles? yeah but sometimes they fail me [86] love at first sight? no  [87] Santa Claus? rip [88] kiss on the first date? ehhh [89] angels? maybe

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: CALLIE [91] eye color: blue [92] favorite movie: oh fuq i love tangled and anastasia 

i dont know 20 people or whatever so imma tag @pierce-the-llama, @marcoandthebodts (you sent me one of these like 55245 years ago and i shall do it now lol), @connors-sweet-ass, and @justklance if y’all want to 

#ask meme #kinda lol #tagged #92 things #personal #this took me way to long to type up lolll

[bethliveblogsmovies]

Wonder Woman (or The One in Which I’m Nice to a DC Film)

1. I love Gal Gadot's accent.

2. Model walk. How can she walk like that in those heeled boots? I trip over cracks in the sidewalk wearing gym shoes.

3. Bruce Wayne is very dramatic. An armored car to transport a photo? OK.

4. Any clever comment I'd make about the Amazon training sequence has already been said by others here: http://munchoblog.tumblr.com/…/freaoscanlin-jq37-id-like-to…

5. Tiny Diana is all of us after watching this movie. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO PUNCH. I'M COMING FOR YOU, AIR PARTICLES!

6. LOL at Tiny Diana going from "I LAUGH AT DANGER AND WILL JUMP FROM GREAT HEIGHTS!" to "why, hello mother, how are you today?"

7. This kid is cute. Also, she's a nice excuse for exposition.

8. This is exposition done well. Coolest and most badass bedtime popup book ever? Yes.

9. Themyscira is beautiful. If that was shot on location, I want to know where. I want to vacation there.

10. Cool Aunt Antiope teaches teen Diana to fight without mom's permission. *takes notes*

11. Training montage!!!

12. I don't even have anything sarcastic to say. It's just cool.

13. Whoa. Princess Buttercup just got knocked on her ass. THE FORCE AWAKENS. (I'll see myself out.)

14. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's actually just a plane.

15. I give her a solid 9 on the dive. Too much splash.

16. And sugar I'm going down sinking, I'll be your number one in a cockpit... (I'm ashamed of myself)

17. Germans! I want to grab an airtanker full of Febreze and drop it on them.

18. Oh my. She's pretty. Wowzer.

19. This fight looks so cool.

20. SHIELD! That was awesome.

21. Bad news: Antiope's dead. Good news: I retain my crown as Coolest Aunt.

22. Nice comic timing by Chris Pine while under the lasso's influence.

23. A female evil mad scientist? I dig it.

24. Dropping bombs from a plane by hand. Old school.

25. Kudos for not saying WW1. That would have been hilarious.

26. Wonder Woman is so earnest and naive and good. I like her. Zack Snyder, are you taking notes? 30 minutes in and the main character has endeared herself to the audience, her home and family have been established well, and her mission has been introduced. 30 minutes into Man of Steel Russell Crowe had just finished riding a gargoyle-dragonfly and Superman was mucking around on a fishing boat with a sour attitude. I'm not going to even get into BvS because I don't want a migraine. Learn something. Please. Or someone take away his keys.

27. Oooh. Fast healing. No average Amazon, eh?

28. Yo, Home Depot and Bed, Bath, and Beyond: how do we make that happen in my bathroom?

29. Hellooooo. Female Gaze Activated.

30. Above Average. LOL. This scene is A+.

31. Helloooo Part 2. Hey. Hey. Who said you could put pants on?!?

32. Chemistry. I see you. I'm on board with this.

33. Don't you button that shirt. Don't do it. Yessssss.

34. I believe I can fly. I believe I can jump real high.

35. :(

36. She's cute. LOL.

37. I love the entire boat scene. Hahahaha.

38. Did anyone else look up Cleo's 12 Treatises on Bodily Pleasure in WorldCat, you know, just in case? Just me? Ok.

39. Dr. Poison is responsible for PCP?!?

40. She woke up looking like that after sleeping on a boat in the open air? Unfair.

41. I am here for all the fish out of water scenes.

42. She is cute. Absolutely adorable. Sincere and endearing.

43. Steve: Diana, no. Diana: Diana, yes.

44. Etta Candy is great. Hilarious. I love her.

45. "Only a woman with no tummy would ask that question." LOLOL.

46. Diana is like 'let me just disrobe in front of everyone in this store'.

47. Diana: "it's choking me". Etta: "Can't say I blame it." Haha!

48. Steve: *She's too hot.* *Gives Diana glasses.* *Oh, no. She's hotter.*

49. Diana vs. the revolving door coming soon to pay-per-view

50. Poor Etta is saddled with the sword and shield. LOL.

51. Diana kicks everyone's asses.

52. Sir Stuffypants is fishy. I'm calling Ares.

53. Those hundreds of languages come in handy.

54. She's even cute when she's mad.

55. She loves ice cream. My kind of gal (no pun intended).

56. Got to love villains who revel in their evil. LOL.

57. Dude lifted his kilt to warm himself by the fire. Ha!

58. No Man's Land was one of the coolest scenes I've seen in a while in a superhero movie. Simple but powerful. Are you taking notes, Zack?

59. *Cue Wonder Woman theme*

60. Love the action scenes. I can identify everyone and follow the action. The action moves the story forward and features characters we care about. Good job, Patty Jenkins!

61. SHIELD! Nice callback to the fight on Themyscira.

62. "Not very likely." LOL.

63. This is very sweet. :)

64. *implied bow-chicka-wow-wow*

65. "Who will sing for us?" Have I mentioned Diana is a sweetheart? Yes? Well, it bears repeating.

66. LOL. Chris Pine's German accent.

67. Did she just leave that lady stuck in the woods in her underwear? Hahahahaha.

68. I want Dr. Poison's mask.

69. Blue doesn't look bad on Wonder Woman. Not bad at all...

70. She stuck her sword in the back of her dress and nobody noticed. Hahahahahaha!

71. That dress didn't last long. Maybe that poor woman stuck in the woods will recover it.

72. Oh dear. :(

73. The beginning of Diana's disillusionment.

74. My name is Inigo Montoya you... oh wait... wrong movie

75. Diana kills General Red Herring. Men still fight. *Diana's disillusionment intensifies*

76. Called it.

77. Uh oh. Ares destroyed her "God-killer" sword.

78. Diana: *gasp* I wasn't made from clay?

79. Mustachioed young Ares. Hahahahahahahahaha*wheeze*hahahahahahahahahaha

80. This exposition is a bit weak.

81. Oh no.

82. She can't hear him. And off he goes. :(

83. Ares looks ridiculous.

84. Up until Ares was revealed I had no major complaints, but this fight is definitely a step down.

85. Wonder Woman's getting crushed by tank treads. At least they're not punching each other through skyscrapers... Zack.

86. :'( :'( :'( Stop putting Steves on planes.

87. Diana: Berserk Button Activated. Now playing in God Mode.

88. The only reason this works at all is the emotional aspect. The audience cared about Steve and Wonder Woman. The movie earned the right to a bit of goofiness because they invested in the characters... Zack.

89. :'( but also :) and then :''''''(

90. "It's not about deserve; it's about what you believe; and I believe in love." Cheesy? Yes. But it works for this character and the movie earned it by setting it up nicely. I'll allow it.

91. Ares just looks stupid.

92. That was silly, but it was quick... Zack.

93. Celebration, but a bit somber.

94. Aw, Steve in his aviator's uniform.

95. :')

96. *Cue Wonder Woman theme*

97. Way to go, Patty!