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ahaura · 1 year
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yellowjackets s2e4 lb
WHAT IS GOING ON i dont remember that clip from the last ep but it's fine
taissa repressed/separated the part of herself so much that its turned into a completely Other Self
DID HER SLEEPWALKING TAKE HER TO VAN?
is it just me or is it simply the link im using or does the themesong sound... more sinister...?
apex predator (survivalist cannibal) shauna shipman is HERE
once again... a comedy<3
FRODO AND MISTY BESTIE TIME?
"it's pretty rare for a friend to so relentlessly have your back" ok so i have theories. 1) he actually is just a weirdo who is also on misty's wavelength 2) fed 3) cult member (unlikely) 4) forest-sent (unlikely but it'd be interesting)
i REALLY want misty to have a fellow morally dubious and hilarious bestest best friend but i ALSO know that we are in a tv show where things have to happen. so. im enjoying it while i can.
IS IT STARTING? ARE THEY FINALLY TURNING ON COACH BEN BECAUSE HE DID NOT PARTAKE IN THE RITUALISTIC FOREST-INDUCED CANNIBALISM EVENT OF EATING JACKIE'S CORPSE? LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
"a contest" oh boy
its happeninggggg the splintering the division fairytale vs "logic" putting saint lottie of new jersey on the spot lets GO
cult convo in the carrrrr
every time a character takes their eyes off the road when theyre drying i think of that one time when frodo says "get off the road!" in fotr except it's "keep your eyes on the road" <3
oh lottie....
lottie speaks and all i hear is therapy voice like she DOES know what to say and how to think about things but only in the way that does not threaten the frame of mind she was forced into likeeeee god there's a lottie underneath it all just like there's a shauna underneath it all under the layers of bullshit and time they're still under there lottie pleeeeaaaase
THE RITUAL OF PREPARATION.... I NEED A MINUTE...
is that snow in the line of lottie's scar.... like the snow in the carving on the tree...
also tho if u think about it i DO get it like nat refusing to take the blessing bec she thinks its stupid and it doesnt work and the others believing that it means shes not doing EVERYTHING she can to feed them i get that i can see it...
"im a millionaire its on youtube" JASDSDKSAJFKDS?????
shes touching the mouse... if you hear yelling in the distance thats my mom saying "mice carrie DISEASES"
lottie getting tetanus so the group can eat... <3
NAT IS SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LISAAAAAAAAA
oh lisa...
ok i do want to say. first and foremost. it is entirely possible do feel numb when they got on medication and im not going to discount that. HOWEVER. in my PERSONAL experience with depression, therapy, and medication... a lot of the times that "numb" is experiencing "stable" like you're not feeling the super highs and super lows anymore you've tapered off and entered a more... normal? ??? range of emotions im getting sleepy so i cant remember the name of it but my therapist has described tolerance and vibrations and whatever and when youre in a Downtrend you are depressed but when you're Activated (angry, worried, anxious, etc.) you're Doing things and the goal is not to seesaw as much so violently into both ends but find a safe middle ground where you're supposed to be able to manage ur emotions well. idk what's going on w lisa i cant speak to her specifics or anything but like . im fairly sure that the idea that medication "numbs" you and turns you into a zombie is not as common as media portrays? if not entirely misrepresented or a misconception? i could be totally wrong in that and am only speaking from personal experience so take that as you will
DID SHAUNA REALLY JUST ADMIT TO KILLING ADAM TO HER KID? THE SAME KID WHO SNITCHED ON HER? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO WE'VE STARTED THE COUNTDOWN BABEYYYYYY (maybe) (we'll havet o see)
"hes not a bad person hes just a bad criminal" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIP JEFF FOUND DEAD IN NEW JERSEY
"i promise i wont tell anyone my mom murdered someone" im sure this will have no future ramfications atall <3 ever <3
oh im a fan of lisa its official im not letting her go.
NAT GOING OFF ON LISA'S MOM LET'S GO LET'S FUCKIN GGO
NAT PUT THE FISH IN HER MOUTH TO STEAL IT FROM THE MOM AND GAVE IT BACK TO LISA IM SCREEECHINGGGGG SHES CRAZYYYYYYY
mari caring more about the rules of the game more than not starving... eye see... also the moose may be a false hope/trap set by the forest but who knows<3
A PLANE? THE PLANE?
LEONARD????? THE BEAR??????
IS IT A VISION OR??????
GIRL SOMETHING IS WRONG!
GIRL WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
is this the woods telling nat she should have taken the blessing...
jeff is right one (1) time youre really NOT supposed to let your kid know you killed people
im fairly certain thats not how youre supposed to treat hypothermia but what do i know. and what do they know too for that matter
lotttieeee...
WHOO---?
JAVI????????????????????????
VAN!!!!!!
well that was fun. i hope i can get some caps out of this ep if i can get around 2 it.<3
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malaks-perch · 3 years
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We need some good, soft Asra comfort headcanons. We'll take cuddling, domestic life, sensual touches, and many more. (Apprentice can go by she/her pronouns if it's necessary.)
anon😌, you don't know how long i've waited for this, might do some nsfw later tho hope this was what you needed, pretty babes
dating asra hcs
warnings: saucy towards the end, all fluff? all fluff also tried to make this gn! reader
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where i do i even start?
maybe with the little things he does for you
asra takes your necessities for when you need to go and leaves them on a shelf next to the door whenever he sees them strewn about the shop
whenever you ask him where they are, he gives this little grin like >:3 bc he gets a kiss every time you ask for them
and let's take a moment to discuss how asra recieves kisses, shall we?
he's leaning into you with a hand cupping your cheek and locking your lips together, he always, always sighs against your lips
it's the most satisfying feeling for him
if you cup his cheeks and pull him into you for a kiss, he's humming low in his chest
and you tease him calling him your cute little kitten after pulling away
but if you choose to take him by surprise and bruise his lips and kiss him hard enough to knock him off kilter and leave him disheveled he's looking so very surprised and breathless afterwards
it's only then he'll point you in the direction of your belongings
if you already know where they are then sometimes you'll catch him pouting bc he doesn't get a kiss like he was expecting to
he's such a sweetheart
you have morning walks through the market, i feel like i should mention that
only because he holds your hand the entire time and is practically clinging to you as you point out new shops to him and he hums, noting and asking if it's something you want to observe a little more closely
during that little walk with him, he'll ask what you have planned for the day and buys you p u m p k i n b r e a d ✨
asra will walk you back to the shop and make sure that you have everything you need before he takes off for the day
but if he has to leave on a long journey away, he will often find himself spending a lot of his time at home or going with you, if he's allowed, wherever you may go
asra gets a little clingy when he knows he has to leave, if he finds a moment of peace between your errands and you cannot find a nice quiet reserve in a quaint dinner theater or his favorite little library then kudos
he's guiding you away from prying eyes, in the shadows of the vendor stands and gives you these wide hopeful eyes that look like someone had taken a pair of moons and hung them to sparkle within his eyes
it's unfair really because how can you say no? especially when he promises just one kiss
now this is how asra gives his kisses
an arm snug around your waist and pressing your body flush to his before his lips trace the corner of yours
and he knows he's being mean teasing you like this
and so like clockwork, his lips quirk upwards
then he gives you what you want, pressing his lips to yours, biting ever so softly with tender promise and somehow broken when you give him access to your mouth because he roughly sucks trying to memorize and devour you all at the same time
it's easy to lose your breath with him and his hand on your neck, holding you close to him until he pulls away and that smirk of his parts from between swollen lips
his kiss is the kind to leave you stupid and dumbly nodding when he's the one who promised he only wanted one kiss
it's easy to lose time with him and he respects that you have work to do and so he'll keep track of time somehow when he knows you have an important task at hand
but if it somehow involves lucio and it's not for anyone that you or he deems as a close friend then he's not giving a shit and proceeds to makeout with you
but later on in the early morning when he knows he has to go, he's already packed to leave and dressed to go
you're always asleep for this part but he kneels at your side of the bed and smiles wider than anyone has ever seen
but sadly no one will ever see the extent of how deeply infatuated and in love he is with you
rubs your cheek with his fingers and loves how your head lulls forward so that he's cupping your cheek
he kisses your forehead and then temple, your nose and your chin, just kisses everywhere
somehow makes you smile a bit in your sleep
"i love you." he promises, hands curling around the side of your neck so his forehead is to yours
smiling wider when your sigh fans over his face
"my lovely baby." then a kiss in between "my precious baby" another kiss "my sweet baby."
just choruses and choruses of praised that go unheard and unanswered until he spouts his love one more time to earn a murmur of a breathy 'i love you' whispered from you
he'll give you a sweet smile when you wake up from your warm, dizzying slumber and press a kiss to your lips murmuring 'i have to leave' in a soft rasp and he nearly gives into the despair he feels when you frown and lean into his palms
"i love you, but i'll be back in a a few days"
he'll give you a kiss, making sure you fall back to sleep before he departs
the shop definitely feels different, a little isolated and there's a partial lack of warmth to the small space but faust is there to keep you company
it usually involves her tagging along on your errands and sometimes come when you visit julian or ventures with you to go see muriel
on the days he's gone asra sends back little trinkets every other day
sometimes he'll check on you and once his face accidentally showed up while you were bathing
blushes every time you mention it
but most of the time he'll check on you when he's absolutely sure you've been sleeping nicely
loves popping into your dreams and surprising you and running to him and making him fall puts him in the best mood whilst he's away
cue his ever mysterious smile and rubbing your cheek and giving you a kiss bc if anything he wishes you were there with him, but he'll tell you he doesn't want to risk your safety by bringing you along
little talks about what you've been doing at home and you asking about how he's doing
he's got a knack for being able to tell when you miss him
hugs you and nudges his nose against your cheek to make you look at him
you know it can't be avoided, but not having him home does give the shop a lonsome feel and you worry about those pearly tufts on his head
asra has a fair amount of clothes, but the ones he wears around the house and things he works in he usually, if not always takes them with him leaving you with his croptops and things
he'll have you in his arms, smiling when he's nose to nose with you "i have a surprise for you" and whenever you mirror that smirk of his, he laughs so brightly and there's no exception this time when his face presses to the side of yours
"no- no it's actually there. i left you something before i had to depart" he'll sigh and watch you follow the little semblance of him around the room until you find his sleeping shirt
he nearly gives that same grin as the morning you left him when you find it and thank him repeatedly bc he knows you sleep better with him
but when you pull your sleep shirt over your head, his eyes get a little darker because you and your pretty smile wasn't the only thing he missed
almost refuses to let you leave his lap, gives you quite a few kisses and let's his hands trail bc he loves seeing you in his clothes
when it's time for you to wake up, he'll only leave when he knows that your body's teetering between trying to sleep more and trying to wake
it's a little sad when you wake up and he's not next to you on the bed
but when he comes back and gets his things settled at home he gets so excited to see you
goes out to get you things to make your favorite dinner, but he's not very fond of the little spats he might get in when someone actually pisses him off
when he goes home you can tell something's off when he doesn't notice you on his bed straight away
his lips only slightly pursed and brows barely furrowed, his real give away is him not putting on his favorite apron
step in and stop him from ruining his shirt though
this time when asra smiles and you can see his exasperation melting right off his shoulders
he'll stop to sprinkle kisses all over your face
but when he continues dinner, whether you're sitting on the counter and pulling him close while he mixes or behind him as he's measuring things out
he ALWAYS falters when you kiss his nape and leans into the counter with sigh
is a mess for you and will not admit it when you tease him about it
but when you murmur about him needing to talk, he'll open up about his days as you kiss his neck from the length of his travelling to accomidations, weather then the imp at the market who didn't even deserve to be called an imp bc that'd be an insult to actual imps
and when his words come clipped, he'll turn and kiss you the way he wanted when he was gone
breathless, hard, and absolutely slow against your lips
and he'll press himself firmly to your front so you can feel the effect you have on him before he pulls away like he didn't just try to stick his tongue down your throat
yeah, the self control he has is honestly questionable but what can you expect when he comes home
welcome home, asra ✨
you both have a tradition of going to uptown vesuvia for a little night on the town
it consists of asra giving you soft kisses that last too long and his fingers cupping your face and the frequent feeling of his lips curling up against yours
anyone who doesn't personally know asra, which is pretty much everyone bc of his mysterious persona, is always baffled and awed by his appearance
and so it causes wide eyes and gaped mouths
this is only when asra feels like people need a reminder of just who you are to him
that's always paired with him pulling your side flush to his chest so his violet eyes become lidded and it looks like he's whispering
most of the time its just him giving your cheek a little flurry of kisses, but when its not— wheww
everyone look out🥴
he'll take you to enjoy a last glimmer of sun before the evening starts and usually that means going to his favorite sunspot in the city
then taking you for a light dinner within a theater where julian may or may not drop in much to asra's dismay
enjoys his company as much as the next, but he wants to spend an evening alone with you
seeing julian while on a dare with you brings asra's more risqué behavior
cue his fingers on your knee, inching up to rub your inner thigh whether julian is giving you a smile or not
fingers would definitely grip your thigh before the mildly interested look would turn into a warmth that matched that of a room lit up solely with sunset rays
"enjoying yourself?" paired with his cheeky smile would be enough to make your words catch in your throat when your eyes caught his dialated pupils.
and ahhh him leaning over, pressing more of his weight into his thumb caught the bend of your thigh and sent shivers up your spine
lips catching beneath your jaw to hum a laugh against your skin while he sucked a mark into your neck before he sat back in time to find julian marching over to the both of you
he effortlessly would pay attention to julian while rubbing circles on your thigh and moving to tease the inside of your leg when the auburn's attention turned to you
asra could keep the teasing up all night if you'd let him, but yank him along
he'll take you dancing and rub up your sides, giving you little kisses throughout the night with these occasional soft gazes where he looks like he just might shed a tear
later on he'll take you for what was actually supposed to be dinner and make sure you get your fill, never ever telling you how much the bill is
of course he'll let you pay along with him but he always manages to sneak the cash you tried to pay with back to you
not that you know about his little habit
the dinner and walk home is full of asra's little confessions, humming a tune and kissing you softly as he ought to
he'd be near exhausted when he gets back to the shop with you, running his hands to mess up his curls and watch you kick off your shoes and lean on the counter
he'll stop for a second trying to burn the image of you leaning on his counter with a wide smile
"look at me" he'll hum and before you can even look over your shoulder his lips would be on yours
the kisses after a night inside or out like that were tender and warm and giving him plenty of time for his arms come around craddle you to him so gently
he's so good about helping you wind down for the night
helping you ready yourself for bed and bringing you some clothes so you can bathe together
that's always spent with him caressing and rubbing your back and any other of his most adored areas if you'll allow him to
he can't sleep well if he knows youre just a minute or so away
so if you could be getting ready for bed or he could have an early day tomorrow, but he wants you beside him
sits up all sleepy and waiting for you to come to bed
even asks for you to speak to him
will be slick about admitting how he loves hearing your voice before he sleeps but he still looks a tad shy
he's so pretty when he sleeps and usually ends up falling asleep first but yknow
asra's in lubbbbb
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gonna split this between canon character ships and oc-sprinkled ships. we'll start with canon (i also know most of these answer but eh): jeremy/rich, mr. heere/mr. reyes, michael/chloe, jake/rich, squip/michael, squip/brooke, brooke/madeline (STILL COUNTS, SHE'S TECHNICALLY A CANON CHARACTER), squip/rich's squip (in general fanon 'rich's squip isn't mo' situations--i'mma ask about OUR r!squip in the next ask)
HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
Warning: Some of this goes into darkfic territory, and is lightly NSFW/NSFT.
Jeremy/Rich
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell (when this option is italized, it means OTP feelings, not Shipping Them As Problematique)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ALWAYS-FLUFFY (or the comfort portion of hurt/comfort, or tragic lovers, etc) SHIP. It makes me SO VERY INCREDIBLY happy; Rich and Jeremy have this magnetic chemistry in the musical and in fandom--Hell, I even genuinely enjoy most fanon interpretations of the ship, which is really rare for me (still don’t read much fanfiction besides yours though... >u>; )
Also? Hot. Very hot.
... that was not meant to be a pun but I think it probably is...
Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell (bolding this one means it is/can be Problematique, obvs)
Platonic H/R? Nahhh. I think portraying both of them as queer is a good idea (Reyes gay and aro, Heere bisexual with a strong preference for women and femme enbys), but it just feels like Mr. Heere would want something else tbh. I mean, Mr. Reyes is pretty openly anti-children during the play, and Mr. Heere really loves his son and his son’s friend. I just can’t imagine they’d have much chemistry if they tried dating
Oh but what if... they were predators bonding over their mutual love of abusing the vulnerable people in their lives... haha jk... unless?
Michael/Chloe
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
This... is fascinating. I’m getting more into bisexual Michael for the sake of variety, and this would be... a very fun ship, actually. Especially if it was the two of them targetting Jeremy together... or, oh, actually, this would be a FANTASTIC companion to a Jeremy/Brooke story, w/ Michael and Chloe playing the villains... hm...
(I just really like playing around w/ evil Michael)
Jake/Rich
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
I’m so torn on this one. I really dislike most Jake/Rich in large, large part to just... the fandom around it... but I can also picture it being really fucking good in NSFW art, portrayed in particular ways (especially if it doesn’t act as a companion to boyfs), or like, if you did it? IT COULD GENUINELY WORK, but I haven’t seen it done in a way I particularly enjoyed.
Evil!Jake on good!Rich is fun, though I’m not suuuuuper into it--it’s a VERY nice change of pace with us, I like it in AUs, but I prefer Jake to just not be involved or else a small blip/one-off mention... or as the metaphorical sugar daddy to shenanigans gfnbhjvgfdfvdjnjvhfk
Squip/Michael
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
... I’m sorry friends, I’m just not interested. I see why it’s intriguing, I can see that it has what-if potential, but I just can’t care. Not even in an OT3 with Jeremy (though Jeremy being in a relationship with both of them separately would actually be pretty cool). 
tbh, if I have to ship the Squip with a human that isn’t Jeremy, I reaaaaaally like your growing interest in his and Rich’s relationship. 
Oh, and...
Squip/Brooke
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
Much as I think Squip is generally boy and nb masc-attracted attracted, Squip/Brooke would be genuinely, extremely, incredibly fucking adorable. I wouldn’t do much with it personally, but this is the sorta thing I’d love to see shippy art and/or an ask blog for if that makes sense?
Fuck dude, Jeremy watching his Squip come back in a body just to fuck his ex is the funniest shit ever tho, he’d be so disgruntled.
Brooke/Madeline
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
[insert heart eyes emoji]
Even though we’ve generally portrayed Mads as het-but-fools-around-a-little, this is probably my other Really Good Brooke Endgame Ship right next to Brooke/Jenna. I just feel that like... their chemistry, both how we portray it plus the canon stuff (“implied sluttiness” and the way Brooke thinks she’s so cool and tries to model herself off her) is. Mmm. Mmmmmm. 
Plus, not to be all My Autism Makes Me Hyperfocus On Other Character’s Autism, but like... their autistic peculiarities would line up fantastically? Imagine them cuddling and like... touching each other to stim...
squip/rich's squip
vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell / additional category: I’m genuinely unsure because I’ve only seen hints of how other people portray Rich’s Squip
So the thing about Rich’s Squip in the fandom is that like... outside the occasional character design making a brief appearance in larger prints, nobody really talks about them?
I mean. Okay, granted, I haven’t read enough fanfic yet (... God I really want to eventually, I’d just like a Handy Guide for Who Is And Isn’t An Anti and also I keep going “okay but x character would never be like that” even though that’s wroooong and I don’t seem to have that issue in visual media and....... you get the picture), but after... 2017? After the fandom’s first explosion died down, people rarely talked about R!S. 
I think this was a direct reaction of the Anti movement finally making the solid change to fandom landscape it’d wanted to, unfortunately; this found a swift and sudden tidal wave of backlash to most Squip (primarily shipping) related anything, seemingly killing ALL Squip content that was not sufficiently “briefly used for boyfs or JakeRich angst” enough for a good long while.
Eventually, the growing rise of a sub-fandom around Squip thirsting and Squip redemptions (attempting to be ~untainted by gross shippers~, usually) started around the time badlydrawnBMC started to really pick up steam along with a few selfshippers, inspiring people to Squip-ship in an “acceptable manner”.
The problem is, none of this has affected Rich’s Squip--at least, not yet. The kinda people scared of (or that are) antis have “no good reason” to redeem Rich’s, since “she” (he/they at the beginning of BMC fanon, widely-used she now) did or caused stuff way more egregious, IE the fire, making Rich a bully, and stifling his bisexuality. As a result, there’s a very subtle, unspoken pressure not to really... use her much. 
Jokes are... mostly okay, but there’s a huge preference for Kermit!Rich!Squip if you do.
Anyway.
From the little bit we hear of her in actual canon, Rich’s own words and her brief voice and stuff... I could see her being much colder, possibly meaner then Jeremy’s Squip, probably. They probably have a dom!bottom/sub!top abusive slave relationship. She makes Rich fuck her while mocking everything he does, and then seduces him and promises a little bit of love when he tries to refuse. He would be hopelessly devoted to her, desperate for her approval, and she’d string him step by step. By the time he realizes how well and truly fucked he is, it’s too late; the last stand happens, they fight in front of everyone, and it all goes up in smoke.
Thanks for the question! Hopefully the next doesn’t take this long @_@
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