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walkingdeadbitch · 2 years

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No Bc a few yrs ago I asked a writer that described the reader with soft strands/pale skin and tiny slim features very politely to be inclusive with poc and plus size and I think it was a Michael Myers, Jason, and Thomas hc and they were like and I quote “sorry I don’t think they would like that kind of s/o, no offense I’m just trying to stay in character” and when I tell u I was baffled bc ik damn well these hulking men wouldn’t care about our appearance and if they “didn’t like that kinda s/o” then why r the skinny white bitches always dying first in the movie.. like istg when skinny yt pp don’t feel included they’re willing to throw a tantrum

ain't no way.

AIN'T NO WAYYYY.

I HAD TO HOLD MY FUCKING HEAD AFTER READING THIS WHATTTTTTT.

listen,

i don't want to step on toes, fuck up personal hcs, or make people upset, but i'm petty and spiteful, so empathy is leaving my body for 5 mins.

to sit there and act as though these violent, unpredictable, depraved men, would develop a 'soft spot' for random white chick #765h, whose only physical attributes discerning her from the other white chicks in the group are; an uncleaned septum piercing, choppy, dyed 'fluffy' bangs that probably house lice, and the most horrendous sense of fashion you've ever witnessed, is unfathomable.

nothing about these 'lovey-dovey, uwu slasher bf' hcs is realistic. michael myers won't spare you cuz he thought you were just, 'so special and different' from the other dumbasses he's killed.

thomas hewitt won't save you from hoyt's nasty mits cuz you were just, 'too cute and precious for a fate so horrible'. there were white, female victims he did not gaf about, and he killed them with no hesitation.

so to sit there and act as though they 'wouldn't like' a non-white, plus-sized s/o is so fucking weird, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LIKE YOU EITHER 🧍🏽. keep it consistent baby.

you aren't too special for that meat hook, don't be deluded.

"no offense i'm just trying to stay in character" then cut out all that cutesy relationship bull, and have them kill you on sight. throw in a struggle if you wanna be saucy, won't change anything really.

even if you think they wouldn't ''''''like'''''' a bipoc s/o, keep that to yourself and die quietly. cuz you're wrong.

gonna be mean to thomas for a little - but do you know how desperate that man would be if someone showed genuine interest in him?????. his self-esteem is in hell. so positive attention from anyone - even someone '''''''undesirable''''''' - would cause him to short circuit.

plus, big dawg is not slim or tiny 💀, i'd be very concerned if he only went after the skinny gals. it’s giving ‘fat men degrading and dehumanizing fat women’, a very DESPICABLE breed of male. and that pale ass, translucent skin won't aid you under that blistering sun babes.

but to quote that asshole and "stay in character", you know he'd probably see that interest as a way to distract him so you can escape and/or hurt his family? they don't like outsiders, white or not 💀.

this is getting ludicrous, just unbelievable 😮‍💨.

#⌜🍄 - ranting and raving⌟#at my wits end #don't mask your bigotry and hatred under the guise of 'realism'#because the content you created was already detached from any sort of reality the second you thought michael would want a relationship #anyways #i hate skinny bitches skinny hoes get no love #i see a group of skinny hoes i call em bone thugs

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