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#i was gonna post this with the jealousy is a disease get well soon girl meme but i couldnt find it
b1mbodoll · 5 months
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repeating “jealousy is a disease get well soon bitch” in my head every time i block rude anons and delete hatemail so i can try to brush it off but i am not ur strongest soldier so can you all stop being mean 🩷 please
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stellarboystyles · 4 years
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rockstar!harry sneak peek - posting august 26
“He totally wants me.” Josie crows, flipping her dark hair away from her shoulder.
“In your dreams.” Tara rolls her eyes, and Josie scoffs in response.
“What’re you getting at?”
“That’s the only place he’ll ever fuck you.” the redhead replies, blowing a bubble with her chewing gum before continuing. “In your dreams.”
Y/N snickers at Tara’s wit. To an outsider it seems cruel—but Josie was a bitch, no way around it and she didn’t seem to like Y/N’s subtle laughter at her expense.
“Oh, piss off.” she gives her a look of annoyance. “You’re just the one he shags whenever he’s lonely.”
“If he was lonely, he’d be shagging all of us.” Y/N takes a drag from the joint in her hand and hands it to Tara after exhaling. “Not just me.”
And now she's all over me, it's like I paid for it
It's like I paid for it, I'm gonna pay for this
“I’d rock his world.” Josie retorts, arms defensively crossed as she leans against the wall. “You wouldn’t stand a chance if I slept with him.”
“He would never sleep with you.” Y/N snaps, turning to look at her. “Because you’re desperate, Jo. Harry’s not stupid, he sees right through you and he’s not just some rich sucker you can seduce for his money.”
“And what are you doing, exactly? If anyone here’s a sugar baby, it’s you.”
“I don’t care about—”
“Yeah, yeah, we know. Miss peace, love and happiness doesn’t care about material things. Just wants to smoke and suck Harry’s—”
“Enough, already!” Summer huffs, wavy blonde locks flowing over her shoulder after cocking her head towards Josie after Tara hands her the joint. “What’s your damage, Jo?”
“Jealousy is an ugly disease.” Y/N quips. “Get well soon.”
Their last song, Kiwi, was almost over. She was annoyed that she’d missed it, but she couldn’t wait for Harry to come off stage so they could get out of there.
“I’m not jealous of you. You’re his temporary distraction. He’ll break your hippie heart eventually, and I’ll be there to pick up the pieces.”
Y/N doesn’t want to admit it, but the churlish remark left a killer bruise on her heart. She’s not an idiot, she knows the chances of them ending up together forever are slim to none. It’s called living in the moment, okay?
“You’ll just shamelessly flirt with him, in a sad, pathetic attempt to screw him and he’ll blatantly ignore you,” Y/N shrugs. “Same old, same old, right?”
Y/N was sure there was red in Josie’s eyes, but she didn’t care.
“You were bangin' New York, thank you for havin’ us!”
“There’s m’girl.” a few moments later Harry comes off stage, making a beeline for her, giving a cheeky smirk, grabbing her hand and pulling her into his chest. He glances over to the group of girls standing a few feet away.
“Sorry girls, can’t chill t’night.” he steps away to slip off his guitar, putting it into its case before handing it to Mitch. She giggled as he grabbed her hand, pulling her into his side before tugging her towards the back door. “Got plans with this one.”
She could feel Josie’s glare, but she couldn’t have cared less. When she was with Harry, nothing else mattered.
His arm is slung over her shoulder as they rush across the parking lot to get back onto the tour bus before any fans could see. She bursts into giggles when one arm lifts her up before playfully spinning her around, hands gripping his shoulders. He carries her the rest of the way, hands under her thighs.
“Did y’like the show?”
She could feel his heart pounding against her hands as they slid up his clothed chest. “Loved it, always do.” he’s kissing the vulnerable skin of her neck as she’s speaking and she’s leaning into his lips. “Didn’t get to watch Kiwi, Josie was down my throat.”
“Again?” he frowns, pulling back. “What’s she sayin’?”
“Just the usual sugar baby bullshit.”
Harry couldn’t roll his eyes harder, annoyance and anger mixing through him.
“She does it to get a rise outta you, baby. Don’t listen to her.”
“She’s jealous.” she pauses, sighing at the feeling of his soft lips on her skin again. “Wants you to fuck her.”
“S’that so?” she slips her legs out of his hold, feet touching the first step as he sets her down on the pavement. He’s looking down at her, eyes swirling with desire. He dips his head down, purring into her ear.
“Well, maybe you should have something else down your throat instead.”
She could hear her heartbeat in her ears as she stood frozen under his touch, Harry’s finger lightly drawing on her shoulder.
“Yeah, maybe.”
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Ali & Tommy
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Drama aside Ali: 👼 Don't push me down the stairs, watching my back now like 👀 Ali: It overshadowed everything lowkey but yeah Ali: still ace Tommy: You'll bring it back around when you flatten Drew Ali: 🍑👏 him Tommy: 👑 Tommy: what are we gonna do about Ro and Carly though? 🤔 Must focus Ali: soz, my booty has that affect Ali: but seriously Ali: I am fresh out of ideas... Ali: maybe he's like Samson and we need to give him a buzzcut Ali: break the spell Tommy: or shove a bowl on his head and ✂ Ali: ain't far off Ali: ☕ it ain't that cute a cut Ali: its just shiny and blonde, snap out of it ladies! 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Tommy: I wanna hear how the teachers throw down Ali: fosho Ali: dog or you SO 100% G.A.Y. now you refuse to go anywhere that ain't flying at least 2 rainbow flags at all times? 😉 Tommy: 🌈 or bust Tommy: not gonna be Ro's scene but if you wanna bring Carly that cunt isn't gonna set foot in such hallowed ground Ali: A different concept for scared straight but I'm with it Ali: I'll ask her Ali: got a party dress I didn't get to debut, gotta save something for the home crowd, like Tommy: I'd watch THAT show Ali: wouldn't we all Ali: so much teen mum to catch up on, you best not have watched it without me! Tommy: Not trying to get struck down ta Tommy: That fury's all for Drew Ali: unless you've deleted all the recording like ur burning after reading, you're alright kid Tommy: Honey I know what's holy Ali: thank God someone does Ali: Drew getting kicked straight to hell and off this bus if he don't chill Tommy: They still going? Tommy: Ugh Ali: Nah Ali: Laoise and her crew dobbed, which fair enough literally no one needs it, doubt they got started before the teachs' were yanking them out Ali: if they had handcuffs Drew would be chained to his seat rn no lie Ali: citizen's arrests and full-scale riot behaviour going down rn from everyone slating Carly Tommy: omhg Tommy: I hope someone's streaming Tommy: Gonna send my girl 💚🍀 Ali: no doubt Ali: reckon we might have to make an emergency stop Ali: couldn't even make the trip home Ali: really lads REALLY Tommy: And I thought my school was full of drama queens and kings Tommy: Christ alive Ali: honestly Ali: got nothing on the common people Ali: i'm so over it Ali: gonna knock myself over the head in a minute so i don't have to deal Tommy: I'd suggest a sing song but don't reckon that'll cut it Tommy: Call me a bad gay again but Tommy: Never hear you over the war cries like Ali: 😂 if there was ever a moment for kumbaya Tommy: If they'd let you keep your 🎸 you'd be thriving Tommy: Yeah I heard about that casual confiscation Tommy: Weapon in more ways than one though, lads Ali: THANK YOU Ali: how we gon' play for peace now Ali: gonna have to get real happy clappy Tommy: 👏stop👏 slutshaming👏 carly👏 Tommy: End with a mexican wave that knocks that cunt out Tommy: She alright? Tommy: I just saw a flash of Ro, safe to say she ain't Ali: I mean, as much as they're all just using this as an excuse to do that Ali: lowkey have a point on this one Ali: why here and why now Ali: its disrespectful Tommy: Talk to her Tommy: Someone's clearly keeping Ro in the loop somehow, is that likely to be her? Ali: Idk Ali: I don't think its her style Ali: she isn't doing it to be malicious to Ro but yeah, idk why she is Tommy: Is she proper 💘 on Drew Tommy: 'Cause lord Ali: How could anyone be Tommy: I have literally no clue Tommy: But Ro's not 💔 about her German accent or whatever Tommy: It's all about him so there's gotta be something we're missing Ali: Oh, that ain't about him Ali: about a lot of things but him being a vessel for her intimacy issues and insecurities is just one of 'em Tommy: So he could've been anyone? 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Tommy: True maybe I'm just out of practice Tommy: Ghost like vibes catching me off guard Ali: We'll have to keep an eye on the food Ali: she doesn't eat much, and never in front of any of us now Ali: but I can tell when she's had something Ali: make sure we're not hungerstrike vibes again Tommy: I reckon she'll be alright-ish when you get home Tommy: Much as she ever is, you know Tommy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tommy: She's not gonna want to go to hospital or any of that shit Ali: Yeah, you're right Ali: I'm being dramatic, it's catching Tommy: 👑 Tommy: Bea will be if she sees her Tommy: Jesus take the wheel and spare me that Ali: 😬 Ali: can hear the 'I told you so' from here Ali: we're all thinking it but shh Tommy: Inside voices like we do at least Ali: Never know Ali: might be the motivation she needs Ali: Bea disappointment Tommy: Oh snap Ali: You know it works Ali: on Fraze too 😂 Tommy: 😂 Tommy: Yeah
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carey-pricemas · 7 years
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Updated Queue
It’s Saturday! Good day peeps! Hope your teams are doing well and not trying to kill you! (I’m guessing the response is a firm no for everyone!) Here is the updated queue guys! I’m trying to get them cranked out faster to keep doing 4 a day, but finals are coming up so I’ve got to work studying in somehow! So forgive me!
Today- Mitch Marner- Catches you rapping
              Andre Burakovsky- hit him in the balls
             Sebastian Aho- argues in Finnish
Sunday- Derek Grant- taking relationship public
              Colton Parayko- free reign
            Dylan Strome- dyes hair for playoffs
             Leon Draisaitl- kids
Monday- Travis Konecny- free reign
                   Auston Matthews- Team posts pictures of you
                 Beau Bennett- Seeing each other again after 10 years
Tuesday- Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn- art teacher
               William Nylander- being interrupted
             Jeff Skinner- cuddles and takes you to a game
Wednesday- Jake Virtanen- sees reader dancing and gets horny
           Sebasatian Aho- Hell and Back by Andrew Garcia
             Adrian Kempe- Somebody Else by The 1975
Thursday- Josh Anderson- Oblivious about girls
             Leon Draisaitl- meeting friends/teammates
           Jamie Oleksiak- Percentage sequel
           Tyler Seguin- angsty breakup before deployment
Friday- Mikael Granlund- thinks you’re dating him for money
          Alex Nylander- taking someone to a wedding to make him jealous
          Andre Burakovsky- shy meeting the team
Saturday- Morgan Rielly- car accident
             JVR- team photo proposal
           Artemi Panarin- first date nerves
Sunday- Mitch Marner- best friends
               Andre Burakovsky- go out to celebrate after a win
             Jakob Chychrun- Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O’Connor
Monday- Connor McDavid- surprise smut after playoff spot clinched
            Andre Burakovsky- How they met for the first time
            Leon Draisaitl- smut
Tuesday- Brendan Gallagher- get jealous of Chucky
             Patrik Laine- impressed by brother’s skills
              Olli Maatta- nervous and rambles in Finnish
              Jakob Chychrun- Scary movie
Wednesday- Brendan Gallagher- cute and cuddly free reign
              William Nylander- fight/make up and smut
              Victor Hedman- older, trying to learn Swedish
Thursday- Auston Matthews- annoyed by energy
              JVR- fight and first I love yous
               AJ Greer- call up to the Avs
Friday- Noah Hanifin- free reign
                  Nate Schmidt- baby fluff
              Connor Brown- smut
              Tyler Seguin- Mitch trying to set his sister up with Matt Martin
Saturday- Dylan Larkin- road trip panic attack
              Auston Matthews- smut
              Ben Hutton- reads to kids
Sunday- Ben Hutton- meet and greet fan experience
              Morgan Rielly- truth or dare smut
              Drew Doughty- embarrassed after fight
Monday- Alex Galchenyuk- protective and fights
              Patrik Laine- tries to convince sister Jets are better (probably going to be a multiparter not gonna lie)
            Jakob Chychrun- insomnia and nightmare
Tuesday- Auston Matthews- unknown feelings and jealous
              JVR- with KIDS and pregnant
              Miles Wood- Jealous smut
Wednesday- Sebastian Aho- pregnant and about to give birth
             Auston Matthews- Takes care of reader after skating injury
              Tom Wilson- fight smut
Thursday- Tyler Seguin- picks on insecurities accidentally
             Andre Burakovsky- broken up but dance at a party
              Miles Wood- smut
              Tom Wilson- DWTS jealousy
Friday- Artturi Lehkonen- embarrassed in front of good friend Gally
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Chris Kreider- Stepan behind the mic couples interview
Saturday- Connor McDavid- dating famous singer
              Auston Matthews- smut
              Carter Hart- helping him after WJC loss
Sunday- Kevin Hayes- pregnant but new relationship
          Tyler Seguin- shower smut
             Dylan Strome- free reign
Monday- Auston Matthews- Bathwater by No Doubt
              Jake Virtanen- smut
           Brendan Gallagher- going home and running into everyone you know
Tuesday- Auston Matthews- On my own from Les Mis
              Carter Hart- Smut
              William Nylander- Furies player whos there when Leafs clinch playoff spot
Wednesday- Connor McDavid- Stuck in an elevator
              Auston Matthews- clinched playoff smut
              Alex Nylander- NHL debut
Thursday- Brendan Gallagher- singer and Gally gets dreamy
              Morgan Rielly- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates
              William Nylander- cheating on girlfriend with you
Friday- Kasperi Kapanen- First NHL goal
              Tyler Seguin- smut before game
              Morgan Rielly- little spoon
Saturday- Dylan Larkin- friends don’t like him
              Andre Burakovsky- he gets insecure
              Mitch Marner- distant fight and make up
Sunday- Alex Nylander- Blind date
              William Nylander- dirty while on the phone
              Auston Matthews- dance party
Monday- Matthew Tkachuk- fight and spend day apart
              Sam Reinhart- smut
              Tyler Seguin- fun date
Tuesday- Auston Matthews- matchmakers
              Aaron Ekblad- son is 1st overall pick
              Jimmy Vesey- Broadway Hamilton practice
Wednesday- Dmytro Timashov- free reign
              Jakob Chychrun- smut
              Connor McDavid- Soon part 2
Thursday- Auston Matthews- accidentally stands up angst
              Maple Leafs Rookie of choice (probably Connor Brown or Zach Hyman)- mother of group
              Sidney Crosby- angst about age difference
Friday- Carter Hart- gets injured during the game
              William Nylander- shower smut/cute
              Andre Burakovsky- cooking
Saturday- Tyler Seguin- protective dogs of pregnancy
              FREDDIE Andersen- Mitch’s older sister
              Charlie McAvoy- jealous of Seggy
Sunday- Auston Matthews- Mitch embarrasses him
              Matt Murray- post Stanley cup smut
              Auston Matthews- song written about you
Monday- Andre Burakovsky- broken ribs
              Sidney Crosby- smut challenge
              Jakob Chychrun- arguing over your work meetings in Cali
Tuesday- Andre Burakovsky- Close as Strangers by 5 Seconds of Summer
              Rich Clune- smut
              Connor Brown- playoff beard
Wednesday- Carter Hart- tries cheesy pickup lines
              Tyler Seguin- smut
              William Nylander- I love you while drunk
Thursday- Alex Wennberg- plane crash
              JJ Piccinich- last home game win fluff/smut
              Jakub Vrana- fluffy free reign
Friday- Downtown Connor Brown- meet and greet and surprised you like him
              Jonathan Toews- smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- you have a stutter
Saturday- Freddie Andersen- playoffs
                Andre Burakovsky- 21st bday jealousy fluff/smut
                Connor Murphy- talking about the future
Sunday- Matthew Tkachuk- falls asleep with baby bro fluff
              Morgan Rielly- smut being caught
              Alex Nylander- friend breakup worries
Monday- Sidney Crosby- teen son from previous relationship
              William Nylander- doesn’t know you’re a virgin
              Jimmy Vesey- friends set you up
Tuesday- Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson- fluff free reign
              Chris Kreider- smut
              Mitch Marner- insecure about love
Wednesday- Auston Matthews- grumpy after playing the Stars
              Freddie Andersen- smut
              William Nylander- playoff beard
Thursday- Downtown Connor Brown- playoff beard
              Alex Wennberg- super smutty XD
              Jordie Benn- expecting first child
Friday- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Sebastian Aho- team finds out about you through Instagram
Saturday- Brady Skjei- makes her sing for him
              Martin Jones- free rein
              Alex Wennberg- nervous about telling him youre pregnant
Sunday- Brendan Gallagher- wearing a Chucky jersey
              Connor McDavid- Family is Sabres fans
              Tom Wilson- The first time again part 2
Monday- Matt Martin- jealous
              Kasperi Kapanen- celebration smut
              Auston Matthews- jealous of basketball team
Tuesday- Jakob Chychrun- boys and girls club
              Kasperi Kapanen- smut someone overhears you
              Martin Jones/Sidney Crosby- Skin by Rihanna
Wednesday- Derick Brassard- pregnant during playoffs
              Brendan Gallagher- calm down (wink wink) during playoffs XD
              Any Rangers player- John Green quote
Thursday- Andre Burakovsky- friends with Patrick Kane
              Andre Burakovsky- protective from man in bar (no one knows)
              Morgan Rielly- large age gap
Friday- AJ Greer- Beach volleyball for team Canada
              Colton Parayko- doesn’t know you speak English
              Mitch Marner- Sees self harm scars
Saturday- Auston Matthews- both busy but make it to sons game
              Auston Matthews- smut doesn’t like Dylan
                Carter Hart- A million reasons by Lady Gaga
Sunday- Mikkeal Boedker- run into each other at grocery store
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut same circles but never met
              Jeff Skinner/Justin Faulk- harassed/assaulted and they save you
Monday- Connor McDavid/Mitch Marner- Late Late show about song
              Austin Matthews- jealousy birthday smut
              Any Caps player- political law firm but then player gets traded
Tuesday- Zach Hyman- proposes through book
              Brady Skjei- celebration smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- Secret Love song by Little Mix
Wednesday- Mitch Marner- messes up Valentines day
              William Nylander- car smut
              Any player- your teenage son is gay and introducing you to first boyfriend
Thursday- Jacob Trouba- Part 2 of Walk in the Park
              Andre Burakovsky- broke up and reunited at Casino night smut
                Auston Matthews- African dancer and he gets jealous
Friday- Kasperi Kapanen- tutoring him in college
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              Auston Matthews- teammate finds sex toys (ropes)
Saturday- Morgan Rielly- one of the guys Morgan’s overprotective and jealous
              Artemi Panarin- tired of being called cute smut
              Morgan Rielly- escape Leafs event and find each other
Sunday- Dmytro Timashov- watch scary movies
              Artemi Panarin- love the sounds  you make smut
              Alex Galchenyuk- Chasing Ghosts by Against the Current
Monday- Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              William Nylander- first time smut
              Sidney Crosby- damsel in distress
Tuesday- Taylor Hall- transition from Edmonton to NJ
              Rasmus Ristolainen- fluff
              Auston Matthews- yeast infection and dr visit
Wednesday- Problematic Leon Draisaitl- getting ejected during A PLAYOFF GAME
              Oliver Ekman-Larsson- love at first sight
              Alec Martinez- Cinco de Mayo festivities
Thursday- Auston Matthews- tired and clingy
              Jordie Benn- wants to be a family with you and daughter
              Auston Matthews- jealous of Laine
Friday- Auston Matthews- bad day brings food (my kind of man)
              William Nylander- snaps boredom Willy takes to fair
              Johnny Gaudreau- cheer him up after getting swept
Saturday- Jo Drouin- sitting front row at a game
              Brandon Montour- get into a fight
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Sunday- Auston Matthews/Sidney Crosby- autoimmune disease
              Steven Stamkos- free reign
              Brenden Dillon/Timo Meier- free reign
Monday- Jakob Silfverberg- for noranihilia
              Aaron Ekblad- free reign
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Tuesday- Brent Burns- free reign
              Roman Josi- free reign
              Martin Jones- free reign
Wednesday- Chris Tierney- free reign
              Nikita Kucherov- free reign
              Mikael Granlund- cute/fluffy
Thursday- Jonathan Marchessault- free reign
              Nino Niederreiter- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- avoid feelings talk and he thinks you don’t like him
Friday- Charlie Coyle- Lipstick part two
              Brendan Gallagher- angry/hate each other smut
              Auston Matthews- you do his makeup and Mitch puts it on Instagram
Saturday- Auston Matthews- you’re sick and he and Mitch take care of you and your kid
              William Nylander- wearing something that turns him on unknowingly
            Pekka Rine- celebrate sweeping Hawks
Sunday- William Nylander- free reign about butt and thighs
              Auston Matthews- meeting friend who doesn’t like the Leafs
              Sidney Crosby- wakes up and mutters I love you a lot
Monday- Artemi Panarin- free reign
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Updated Queue!
Happy Wednesday folks! We’ve overcome a lot this week (I’m thinking mainly just Monday and Tuesday)! Here we are! Time for the updated queue segment! Sorry I’m only down to three a day right now, but finals are upon us as well as a vacation coming up so I’m trying to get ahead! Anyway... enjoy!
Today- William Nylander- fight/make up and smut
              Victor Hedman- older, trying to learn Swedish
Thursday 5/4- Auston Matthews- annoyed by energy
              JVR- fight and first I love yous
               AJ Greer- call up to the Avs
Friday 5/5- Noah Hanifin- free reign
               Nate Schmidt- baby fluff
              Connor Brown- smut
              Tyler Seguin- Mitch trying to set his sister up with Matt Martin
Saturday 5/6- Dylan Larkin- road trip panic attack
              Auston Matthews- smut
              Ben Hutton- reads to kids
Sunday 5/7- Ben Hutton- meet and greet fan experience
              Morgan Rielly- truth or dare smut
              Drew Doughty- embarrassed after fight
Monday 5/8- Alex Galchenyuk- protective and fights
              Patrik Laine- tries to convince sister Jets are better (probably going to                 be a multiparter not gonna lie)
              Jakob Chychrun- insomnia and nightmare
Tuesday 5/9- Auston Matthews- unknown feelings and jealous
             JVR- with KIDS and pregnant
              Miles Wood- Jealous smut
Wednesday 5/10- Sebastian Aho- pregnant and about to give birth 
             Auston Matthews- Takes care of reader after skating injury
              Tom Wilson- fight smut
Thursday 5/11- Tyler Seguin- picks on insecurities accidentally
              Andre Burakovsky- broken up but dance at a party
              Miles Wood- smut
              Tom Wilson- DWTS jealousy
Friday 5/12- Artturi Lehkonen- embarrassed in front of good friend Gally
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Chris Kreider- Stepan behind the mic couples interview
Saturday 5/13- Connor McDavid- dating famous singer
              Auston Matthews- smut
              Carter Hart- helping him after WJC loss
Sunday 5/14- Kevin Hayes- pregnant but new relationship
             Tyler Seguin- shower smut
                Dylan Strome- free reign
Monday 5/15- Auston Matthews- Bathwater by No Doubt
              Jake Virtanen- smut
              Brendan Gallagher- going home and running into everyone you know
Tuesday 5/16- Auston Matthews- On my own from Les Mis
              Carter Hart- Smut
              William Nylander- Furies player whos there when Leafs clinch playoff                   spot
Wednesday 5/17- Connor McDavid- Stuck in an elevator
              Auston Matthews- clinched playoff smut
              Alex Nylander- NHL debut
Thursday 5/18- Brendan Gallagher- singer and Gally gets dreamy
              Morgan Rielly- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates
              William Nylander- cheating on girlfriend with you
Friday 5/19- Kasperi Kapanen- First NHL goal
              Tyler Seguin- smut before game
              Morgan Rielly- little spoon
Saturday 5/20- Dylan Larkin- friends don’t like him
              Andre Burakovsky- he gets insecure
              Mitch Marner- distant fight and make up
Sunday 5/21- Alex Nylander- Blind date
              William Nylander- dirty while on the phone
              Auston Matthews- dance party
Monday 5/22- Matthew Tkachuk- fight and spend day apart
              Sam Reinhart- smut
              Tyler Seguin- fun date
Tuesday 5/23- Auston Matthews- matchmakers
              Aaron Ekblad- son is 1st overall pick
              Jimmy Vesey- Broadway Hamilton practice
Wednesday 5/24- Dmytro Timashov- free reign
              Jakob Chychrun- smut
              Connor McDavid- Soon part 2
Thursday 5/25- Auston Matthews- accidentally stands up angst
              Maple Leafs Rookie of choice (probably Connor Brown or Zach                             Hyman)- mother of group
              Sidney Crosby- angst about age difference
Friday 5/26- Carter Hart- gets injured during the game
              William Nylander- shower smut/cute
              Andre Burakovsky- cooking
Saturday 5/27- Tyler Seguin- protective dogs of pregnancy
              FREDDIE Andersen- Mitch’s older sister
              Charlie McAvoy- jealous of Seggy
Sunday 5/28- Auston Matthews- Mitch embarrasses him
              Matt Murray- post Stanley cup smut
              Auston Matthews- song written about you
Monday 5/29- Andre Burakovsky- broken ribs
              Sidney Crosby- smut challenge
              Jakob Chychrun- arguing over your work meetings in Cali
Tuesday 5/30- Andre Burakovsky- Close as Strangers by 5 Seconds of Summer
              Rich Clune- smut
              Connor Brown- playoff beard
Wednesday 5/31- Carter Hart- tries cheesy pickup lines
              Tyler Seguin- smut
              William Nylander- I love you while drunk
Thursday 6/1- Alex Wennberg- plane crash
              JJ Piccinich- last home game win fluff/smut
              Jakub Vrana- fluffy free reign
Friday 6/2- Downtown Connor Brown- meet and greet and surprised you like him
              Jonathan Toews- smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- you have a stutter
Saturday 6/3- Freddie Andersen- playoffs
               Andre Burakovsky- 21st bday jealousy fluff/smut
               Connor Murphy- talking about the future
Sunday 6/4- Matthew Tkachuk- falls asleep with baby bro fluff
              Morgan Rielly- smut being caught
              Alex Nylander- friend breakup worries
Monday 6/5- Sidney Crosby- teen son from previous relationship
              William Nylander- doesn’t know you’re a virgin
              Jimmy Vesey- friends set you up
Tuesday 6/6- Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson- fluff free reign
              Chris Kreider- smut
              Mitch Marner- insecure about love
Wednesday 6/7- Auston Matthews- grumpy after playing the Stars
              Freddie Andersen- smut
              William Nylander- playoff beard
Thursday 6/8- Downtown Connor Brown- playoff beard
              Alex Wennberg- super smutty XD
              Jordie Benn- expecting first child
Friday 6/9- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- smut
              Sebastian Aho- team finds out about you through Instagram
Saturday 6/10- Brady Skjei- makes her sing for him
              Martin Jones- free rein
              Alex Wennberg- nervous about telling him youre pregnant
Sunday 6/11- Brendan Gallagher- wearing a Chucky jersey
              Connor McDavid- Family is Sabres fans
              Tom Wilson- The first time again part 2
Monday 6/12- Matt Martin- jealous
              Kasperi Kapanen- celebration smut
              Auston Matthews- jealous of basketball team
Tuesday 6/13- Jakob Chychrun- boys and girls club
              Kasperi Kapanen- smut someone overhears you
              Martin Jones/Sidney Crosby- Skin by Rihanna
Wednesday 6/14- Derick Brassard- pregnant during playoffs
              Brendan Gallagher- calm down (wink wink) during playoffs XD
              Any Rangers player- John Green quote
Thursday 6/15- Andre Burakovsky- friends with Patrick Kane
              Andre Burakovsky- protective from man in bar (no one knows)
              Morgan Rielly- large age gap
Friday 6/16- AJ Greer- Beach volleyball for team Canada
              Colton Parayko- doesn’t know you speak English
              Mitch Marner- Sees self harm scars
Saturday 6/17- Auston Matthews- both busy but make it to sons game
              Auston Matthews- smut doesn’t like Dylan
              Carter Hart- A million reasons by Lady Gaga
Sunday 6/18- Mikkeal Boedker- run into each other at grocery store
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut same circles but never met
              Jeff Skinner/Justin Faulk- harassed/assaulted and they save you
Monday 6/19- Connor McDavid/Mitch Marner- Late Late show about song
              Austin Matthews- jealousy birthday smut
              Any Caps player- political law firm but then player gets traded
Tuesday 6/20- Zach Hyman- proposes through book
              Brady Skjei- celebration smut
              Matthew Tkachuk- Secret Love song by Little Mix
Wednesday 6/21- Mitch Marner- messes up Valentines day
              William Nylander- car smut
              Any player- your teenage son is gay and introducing you to first                           boyfriend
Thursday 6/22- Jacob Trouba- Part 2 of Walk in the Park
              Andre Burakovsky- broke up and reunited at Casino night smut
              Auston Matthews- African dancer and he gets jealous
Friday 6/23- Kasperi Kapanen- tutoring him in college
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              Auston Matthews- teammate finds sex toys (ropes)
Saturday 6/24- Morgan Rielly- one of the guys Morgan’s overprotective and                        jealous
              Artemi Panarin- tired of being called cute smut
              Morgan Rielly- escape Leafs event and find each other
Sunday 6/25- Dmytro Timashov- watch scary movies
              Artemi Panarin- love the sounds  you make smut
              Alex Galchenyuk- Chasing Ghosts by Against the Current
Monday 6/26- Morgan Rielly- fluffy/smutty
              William Nylander- first time smut
              Sidney Crosby- damsel in distress
Tuesday 6/27- Taylor Hall- transition from Edmonton to NJ
              Rasmus Ristolainen- fluff
              Auston Matthews- yeast infection and dr visit
Wednesday 6/28- Leon Draisaitl- getting ejected during A PLAYOFF GAME
              Oliver Ekman-Larsson- love at first sight
              Alec Martinez- Cinco de Mayo festivities
Thursday 6/29- Auston Matthews- tired and clingy
              Jordie Benn- wants to be a family with you and daughter
              Auston Matthews- jealous of Laine
Friday 6/30- Auston Matthews- bad day brings food (my kind of man)
              William Nylander- snaps boredom Willy takes to fair
              Johnny Gaudreau- cheer him up after getting swept
Saturday 7/1- Jo Drouin- sitting front row at a game
              Brandon Montour- get into a fight
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Sunday 7/2- Auston Matthews/Sidney Crosby- autoimmune disease
              Steven Stamkos- free reign
              Brenden Dillon/Timo Meier- free reign
Monday 7/3- Jakob Silfverberg- for noranihilia
              Aaron Ekblad- free reign
              Filip Forsberg- free reign
Tuesday 7/4- Brent Burns- free reign
              Roman Josi- free reign
              Martin Jones- free reign
Wednesday 7/5- Chris Tierney- free reign
              Nikita Kucherov- free reign
              Mikael Granlund- cute/fluffy
Thursday 7/6- Jonathan Marchessault- free reign
              Nino Niederreiter- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- avoid feelings talk and he thinks you don’t like him
Friday 7/7- Charlie Coyle- Lipstick part two
              Brendan Gallagher- angry/hate each other smut
              Auston Matthews- you do his makeup and Mitch puts it on Instagram
Saturday 7/8- Auston Matthews- you’re sick and he and Mitch take care of you                 and your kid
              William Nylander- wearing something that turns him on unknowingly
              Pekka Rine- celebrate sweeping Hawks
Sunday 7/9- William Nylander- free reign about butt and thighs
              Auston Matthews- meeting friend who doesn’t like the Leafs
              Sidney Crosby- wakes up and mutters I love you a lot
Monday 7/10- Artemi Panarin- free reign
              Morgan Rielly- part of the group but he likes you but just friends
              Colton Parayko- bffs and in car accident and he tells you feelings
Tuesday 7/11- William Nylander- same height insecurities
              Ben Hutton- fluffy smut
              Mitch Marner- gf has chronic migraines
Wednesday 7/12- Alex Nylander- faking hickies prank
              Tyler Seguin- Company by Justin Bieber
              Auston Matthews- Gaston song with his name and he loves it (in secret)
Thursday 7/13- Sean Monahan- after wrist surgery
              Morgan Rielly- fluffy/funny butt touching
              Mats Zuccarello- free reign
Friday 7/14- Auston Matthews- Toronto Furies, play Aus to see who better player                is
              Jakub Vrana- part two of Doughnuts
              Mitch Marner- making fun of passion over el clasico
Saturday 7/15- Charlie McAvoy- free reign
              Alex Galchenyuk- smut
              Sam Reinhart- season ticket holder, sees you at the game
Sunday 7/16- Morgan Rielly- after getting knocked out of the playoffs
              William Nylander- happy with himself after seeing scratches
              Mikael Granlund- gives goal pucks to his son
Monday 7/17- Morgan Rielly- They Don’t Know about Us by One Direction
              William Nylander- sees bruises after sex (non-smut) and he feels guilty
              Jamie Oleksiak- taking son to meet the team
Tuesday 7/18- Andre Burakovsky- meets at a charity event, sees again later                     when he has a gf (probably also a multiparter
              Leon Draisaitl- dominant hot smut
              William Karlsson- ILYSB by LANY
Wednesday 7/19- Nazem Kadri- hit on Ovi
              Leon Draisaitl- smut after finishing exams/graduation
              Auston Matthews- trying to turn him on in an elevator with teammates                    smut
Thursday 7/20- Auston Matthews- getting knocked out of playoffs and shutting                            you out so he doesn’t take anger/sadness/frustration out on you
              Michael Latta- Smut hot when he fights
              Jonathan Toews- sequel to I’ll say yes for toews19
Friday 7/21- Andre Burakovsky- sleeping and he steals the sheets
              Auston Matthews- argues about dishes
              Andre Burakovsky- surprising you at graduation
Saturday 7/22- William Nylander- sleeping and someone posts a picture
              Michael Latta- smut angry after game and takes it out on you
              Tom Wilson- club and Tom gets jealous, heated
Sunday 7/23- Adam McQuaid- overprotective of gay son
              Zach Fucale- smut after not seeing each other for awhile and she wears                   his jersey for first time
              Milan Lucic- visiting with Bruins over the summer
Monday 7/24- Auston Matthews- thinks shes cheating and comes after her after                 fight
              Auston Matthews- riding his thighs dirty
              Auston/Willy/Mo/Freddie/Kappy choice- insecure about height/speaking              Spanish/ Take on the World by You Me at Six, or Speakers by Sam Hunt
Tuesday 7/25- Adrian Kempe- Somebody Else part two
              Claude Giroux/any Flyers player- partying with team and blurts feelings               while tipsy
              William Nylander- reader talks Swedish and Willy loves it (heated)
Wednesday 7/26- Auston Matthews- friend but he wants more but you’re unsure                 of his reputation
              Tyler Seguin- nsfw sumt
                 Dylan Strome- Dive by Ed Sheeran
Thursday 7/27- Sebastian Aho- free reign
  ��           Tyler Seguin- based off his IG “love me” trying to get your attention
              Mikael Granlund- he thinks you’re dating him for his money
Friday 7/28- Tyler Seguin- part 2 of Orders
              Alex Nylander- smut
              Tyler Seguin- friends dancing and he flirty teases you
Saturday 7/29- Jakob Chychrun- teaching kids to skate
              Auston Matthews- smut based off of Fire and Desire by Drake
              Connor McDavid- AHL ex who won’t stop bothering you
Sunday 7/30- Brendan Gallagher- meeting family for the first time
              Dylan McIlrath- free reign fluff/steam
              Auston Matthews- muscular and self conscious about it
Monday 7/31- Auston Matthews- field hockey player stages of relationship
              Dylan Strome- congratulate him after winning Western Conference
              Sam Reinhart- You’re Here part two
Tuesday 8/1- Auston Matthews- act like they hate each other, but really in love
              Auston Matthews/Morgan Rielly (probably Mo)- scavenger hunt                            fluff/steam
              Colton Parayko- smut comforting
Wednesday 8/2- Morgan Rielly- trying to get him to unwind after game by being                  a distraction
              William Nylander- long lost buddies and run into each other while out                   with team
              Mitch Marner- dark; abuse, cutting, mental health problems
Thursday 8/3- Auston Matthews- convinces him to go to country music festival
              David Pastrnak- cute and fluffy
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