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#i've been hoodwinked and deceived
p0patochisps · 4 months
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You and @shortgaything aren't the same person?!?!?!?!?!? I've been bamboozled, tricked, deceived, fooled, mislead, duped, hoodwinked, deluded, swindled, spoofed, and beguiled. I may never recover /j
YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED.
TIS TRUE, WE ARE SEPERATE ENTITIES.
They are small and baby and mildly annoying but very snazzy with impeccable fashion sense.
I am tall and oldish /hj and also mildly annoying with all the fashion sense of a history teacher.
I forced the child here, to this website, to bamboozle you mwah hah hah haaaah.
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loptgangandi · 3 years
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me, staring wistfully off at the misty highlands with a cup of tea :  when will my write return from the war
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its-sir-actually · 2 years
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Deuxmoi I've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok and flat out deceived by you
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aajjks · 2 years
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For whichever club: Ughhhhhh. Guys, I've been good all year and still I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas. I asked Santa for a boyfriend, but when I woke up this Christmas morning, there wasn't a pretty boy wrapped up in ribbon sitting under my Christmas tree! I've been tricked, deceived, hoodwinked even! I've been good all year, well, mostly good all year, and still I got nothing! Nothing that I truly wanted, at least. Of course, I know Santa isn't real, but... I don't know... I was maybe hoping the universe would manifest a pretty boy for me... Help me get a boyfriend, please guys. I'm getting desperate.
let’s do bc!!! hehe cus it’s more fun ;)
“Haha maybe it’s because you’re such a whore, and a bad bad person… that you ended up on santas naughty list… well it’s not the only naughty list you’re mentioned in… what did you ask for? Ha! A- A boyfriend?!? What the fuck Y/N… really? HA! YES I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SANTA FOR NOT FULFILLING YOUR WISH HAHAHA!!!! You really believe that you’ve been good.. you’ve been a bad, a very bad person, baby… Santa only loves good people… you are so bad…good, just stay desperate cus you’re not getting one.., ever. Merry Christmas baby.”
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