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[teamstarkid-polls]

This is Morning Cup o’ News, with Dan and Donna.

Well Dan, for the past three weeks, an Internet user known only as teamstarkid-polls has been running a poll to determine the best Nightmare Time episode, and it looks like we’re about to see the results!

That’s amazing, Donna.

Here we go, folks! Live from the Witchwood, it’s teamstarkid-polls, announcing the winner!

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Thanks for the introduction, Donna! Hello, Hatchetfield! I’m braving the Witchwood to tell you straight: the winning Nightmare Time episode is….

ABSTINENCE CAMP!

My most earnest congratulations to Camp Idontwannabang. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a shift coming up at Miss Retro’s. One of our regulars is helping me plan the next tournament. Back to you!

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Well, would you look at that, Donna. Those sweaty virgins finally won something.

They sure did, Dan. Truly an underdog story. Speaking of underdogs, coming up next: Officer Bailey on next week’s game between the Hatchetfield Nighthawks and the Clivesdale Chemists.

Fuck Clivesdale!

Fuck em straight to hell, Dan. We’ll see you after the break.

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