#if youve ever played hollow knight it had strong vibes of the city od tears cut scene crossed with the no eyes fight

[peachdoxie]

Last night I had a dream I was watching Frozen 2. The main story of it was figuring out where Elsa's powers came from. The segment of the film featured in my dream was of Elsa's parents getting married and trying to have a baby. Except it wasn't easy, as traditional princess fairy tales always seem to deal with.

Well, the problem here was that Elsa's father was part of a secret society of high-powered men that figured out how to turn penguins into human women by putting a cloth that looked like a woman over the penguin. Shr wasn't a full human woman, just looked like one—she was mostly meant to stand around a look pretty and wasn't very smart. (I'm not sure whether my brain was reflecting conditioned sexism or attempting a critique of Disney movies by adding that element.)

Now the king had a human wife, but there was another problem: he couldn't procreate with his penguin/human hybrid of a wife because their gametes weren't compatible. The solution to this that the men of the penguin wife-making group had used for however long they'd been around about was that he should go to this village where there was a specific statue of a god that he should pray to and ask for help in making a baby, who may or may not deign to "facilitate" in the process. It had to happen at dusk and it had to be foggy outside.

So the king went to this village along with several of his close advisors—who also wanted to have kids with their penguin wives—and arrived at this statue. My dream at this moment showed him standing next to the statue with his penguin wife, all decked out in darkness and mist, before panning over to the statue to reveal the big twist of Frozen 2: it's a statue of none other than the most famous cosmic horror of all—old Cthulhu itself.

That's right, folks: my unconscious brain decided Elsa Frozen has magic ice powers because her dad had a threesome with his penguin woman wife and an eldritch god.

#anecdotes by peachdoxie #if youve ever played hollow knight it had strong vibes of the city od tears cut scene crossed with the no eyes fight #frozen #frozen 2 #NO i do not know why i dreamt this and NO i have not seen frozen 2 and NO i do not want to know anything about it