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#im gonna go eat breakfast ahahah
zapsoda · 2 months
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ok but blatantly and inarguably a lot of "accepting" parents would rather their children be ~nonbinary~ and/or ~nontransitioning~ than binary transgender, and this doesnt devalue exorsexism (not only because it is another form of exorsexism) but because it is a fact
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ballternia · 1 month
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whats the FUNNIEST way youve died so far
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TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT
[06:45] BN: haha oh man alright
[06:45] BN: so like
[06:46] BN: me and the gang were hella zooted
[06:46] BN: and we got out to everyones favorite restaurant
[06:47] BN: indented geometric breakfast hive
[06:47] BN: its yknow sleeptime for near about everyone else but we uh
[06:47] BN: we dont
[06:49] BN: specially not after passin that bongalongalong around for a while ya feel me
[06:49] BN: anyway im all splattered up with syrup
[06:49] BN: havin the time of my life between the juice and the lil butter packets and the fuckin uhhhh
[06:50] BN: sosig
[06:50] BN: anyway
[06:50] BN: we get a lil rowdy
[06:50] BN: and they get a lil mad
[06:50] BN: and this huge fuckin south alternian chef comes heavin around the counter
[06:50] BN: swingin his skillet around and shit
[06:50] BN: and hes like
[06:51] BN: hes like eleven and a half feet tall man
[06:51] BN: so i say hey
[06:51] BN: hey oomfie
[06:51] BN: let me get up on your shoulders we can take this guy
[06:51] BN: so we do some advanced vertical docking you feel
[06:51] BN: yknow some real trolltron shit
[06:52] BN: so weve got the advantage right we got four arms four eyes we can take this dude
[06:52] BN: bro
[06:52] BN: bro it was cartoons
[06:53] BN: straight up wriggler enrichment animations
[06:53] BN: whang whang whang that big mfer is just swanging that skillet left and right
[06:53] BN: and us were too high and laughing too hard and too full of food to like
[06:53] BN: be the badasses we totally are
[06:53] BN: so like
[06:54] BN: we TRIED
[06:54] BN: okay i tried lets be real
[06:54] BN: i was like
[06:54] BN: watch this bro im gonna sweep the leg
[06:54] BN: …not remembering that my legs are the only thing keepin me up that high
[06:54] BN: so i go for a kick ha-chah
[06:54] BN: and whang here comes that pan again like a damn imperial fuckbarge
[06:55] BN: catches me in the crisscross
[06:55] BN: and i go SPINNIN
[06:55] BN: like BEYBLADE SPINNIN
[06:56] BN: off my buddys shoulders like a loose dreidel and brother all my shits going in the treasure gaper
[06:56] BN: im smoked before i hit the ground
[06:57] BN: aloft to the fuckn choir invisible
[06:57] BN: i watch my dumbass corpse SKID across the parkin lot
[06:57] BN: and wouldnt you know it
[06:57] BN: right through the sign
[06:58] BN: that says all you can eat
[06:58] BN: and thats
[06:59] BN: what we were fightin about anyway
[06:59] BN: bestie just wanted a few dozen more circular carb discs
[06:59] BN: is that so much to ask
[06:59] BN: just like 80 or 90 of em thats all
[07:00] BN: anyway i stayed dead and let him kick everyone elses asses before i got back into my body
[07:00] BN: no sense takin THAT trip twice ahahah
[07:01] BN: anyway after that we went across the street to the panglobal hive of carb discs
[07:01] BN: and started allllll over again
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hotbisexual · 4 years
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okay so i really need to vent rn so if u could all just ignore this and tbh don’t read it like i really dont have anywhere else to get this out and writing it is too much and putting it in my notes app doesn’t work 4 me okay thank u ahahah
i overate today. a lot. like i usually at least stay under 1000 cals like i never go over and i plan out the 1-2 meals i eat and tbh i really make sure to fill up on coffee and water but i didn’t get coffee today and i actually ate breakfast so it made me eat more throughout the day. and i’m incredibly stressed for finals bc my professors deadass said to me “re-read every chapter” and we cover over 15 fucking chapters for each of my classes like how the fuck am i supposed to read, in total, 30 chapters in one week ??????? and now im stress eating and i broke my fast and i haven’t broken it in so long i was doing so well and then i just snapped today and started eating so much junk like i keep wondering why im so fat and ugly and unwanted and then i remember that i’m a disgusting human being that is incredibly vile to look at like no wonder nobody wants me. and then i submitted my assignment like an hour ago for my computer class and it registered it as a zero?? so now i have to meet w my professor tomorrow to figure out why this stupid fucking computer system registered all the work i did as a zero. and lastly, my wifi keeps cutting out every 5 minutes while im trying to download something so its gonna take like 3 hours to download and tbh i wanna die 
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