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Yooooooo a g/t blog? On my cookie run kingdom tumblr? God bless you my friend. I haven't seen any of g/t in cookie run in a long time (2018 player here). I love how you write the interations with the cookies. But i wonder how dragons would react to a human? (not includidng ivory)

(HEY this is the ask that my laptop crashed while i was typing it, and it was a VERY long reply and it made me lowkey rage quit and i lost all will to try typing it again. I am SO sorry this reply is so very very late.)

Hiii 🥺 I'm really happy there's a fellow old player and G/T enjoyer that likes my stuff!!

Oooh boy the dragons... Ok so I'm REALLY conflicted about the dragons' relations to humans.

First, I don't know if the dragon cookies used to be REAL dragons that were slowly snackified, maybe turned into food by witches or something, or if the dragons have always been food. If the dragons were once real dragons, that means humans were once beneath them, and that's very spicy potential. After all, they seem to imply that they are very old, maybe even older than Millenial Tree Cookie... Who was a tree before he was a cookie, BEFORE witches existed. So they SHOULD have been real dragons at some point?... Maybe? But if witches made them just like they made cookies, do they know the real nature of witches? Are they wiser about their land's origins? Or are they a little clueless like most cookies?

Second, power. I wish I could know just how powerful cookies can be. Like, in comparison to a human. Dark Enchantress Cookie was able to slaughter a coven of witches, so I suppose cookies with great magical powers ARE powerful enough to beat up a human. Unless the slaughter was mostly from the cake army? In that case I don't know what to think. But this is important. Because the dragons are either easily able to take down a human, or they are a moderate threat to a human (like a raccoon with rabies), and I can't tell which of these is the case. What I'm saying is, it's hard to know if the magical powers of a cookie (and dessert dragon) is limited by their size.

Either the dragons don't know what humans are, in which case they'd be a little worried. Or they KNOW what humans are, in which case they'd be a tiny bit worried that their dragon powers are not as strong as they used to be. But in any case, I don't think they'd be that scared of a human.

Anyway, enough of that rambling bullshit, let's talk about each dragon. Under the cut.

Pitaya Dragon Cookie : He'd LOVE a human passing by his territory. I'd assume a human is more powerful than Milk Cookie's Guild, or at least equal strength (again, it's HARD to measure how powerful cookies are in comparison to humans, considering they are magical creatures). So that means he'd see a human as a challenge, and wouldn't hesitate to fight them. If the human wins or the fight ends with a tie, Pitaya Dragon Cookie will see the human the same way he sees Hollyberry Cookie; a wrestle buddy. A fun time rival, if you will. He will ask the human to come again sometimes, OR he'll just straight up fly to the human's location from time to time to demand a fight when he's bored. ...Heck, by doing this, the human could save the cookies from a lot of trouble! The dragon won't bother the cookies anymore if he has a strong human playmate! I guess that would make the human a hero in some way. And the legend goes that the dragon and the human are still fighting, and the cookie kingdoms have been... a little bit more peaceful since then...

Ananas Dragon Cookie : He does NOT like the human. The human is too big and threatening to trample his beautiful island. PLUS, due to the human's size, a battle with the human could threaten his island! The human's presence is VERY irritating. PLUS, the human's size is making him very insecure uwu because you know, he's used to be the mightiest proudest person in his surroundings. So the human better get on their knees and kiss the ground gently to make him feel respected... And then peacefully leave. If he must, he will use his powers to help the human leave his island, but maybe not fight the human, because again, he wants to avoid damage. ALSO, if the human is especially good at boot-licking with compliments and flatteries and "Ohhh I'm so honored to be in presence of the mightiest dragon that's ever been ooooh I've always wanted to see dragons thank you thank you" then I think Ananas Dragon Cookie could take a liking to that human. He is known for being "benevolent" sometimes, so... There's gotta be a way to be on his good side, and those ways probably involve boosting his ego and protecting his island.

Lotus Dragon Cookie : They're not afraid of humans. Also... I like to believe that maybe humans contain more "vitality" than cookies, since humans are bigger and their body need more energy... sooooo.... Once the dragon figures out humans have about the same intelligence as cookies, they'll offer the human to grant them a "wish", and once the human makes a wish, the Lotus Paradise will 'claim' the human for good... If the human is immune to the dragon's powers, then I think the Lotus Dragon would just pretend to like the human and be kind of hospitable (but not really), and also gaslight the human into leaving their island with lines like "Well, maybe if you weren't so hideously huge, the cookies of my island would accept you better. But oh well... We can't force them to like you if they don't, can we? You should probably leave... I'm afraid this island just isn't for you" . Really, of all the dragon cookies, I believe Lotus Dragon Cookie would be the least impressed and would easily deal with humans... Unless Lychee Dragon Cookie is WORSE.

Lychee Dragon Cookie : Evil. Okay listen. Apparently they have the power to control just about anyone with her love powers, since we can see she has a bunch of different monsters under her control in her trial (I think) so what are the chances they can possess a human??? That would be very bad news for cookies. VERY BAD NEWS. However, if the human is immune to her powers for whatever reason, I think she'd might actually be scared of a human? I mean she'd send her monster slaves after the human, but the human could easily deal with those... But here's a concept; Lychee Dragon Cookie sending love-controlled cookies after the human! And the human has to try their best to handle the cookies without hurting them! Imagine so many cookies making futile attempts to attack a human, and the human carefully pushes them away or tries to hold them still... While also trying to find how to make them snap out of it! Ooooh the potential. Trying to protect tiny friends that are also being controlled into attacking you.

CONCLUSION. I don't think Lychee and Lotus can have any connection with a human. They really think other lifeforms are 100% disposable and that individuals aren't unique/special and I don't think anything can change their mind. You can get on Ananas Dragon Cookie's good side if you're not afraid of lowering yourself to the lowest to make him feel better about himself. And you can have some kind of playful relationship with Pitaya Dragon Cookie if you're tough and aren't afraid to punch magical creatures that are smaller than you.

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