#it's so funny to go rewatch old sebchal stuff and seeing charles so starstruck and on the back foot vs. seb's rizz

[valyrfia]

I’m compelled by Carlos enacting every inter-teammate warfare tactic known in the sport and Charles seeing it as foreplay.

Carlos: 😡🤬💢💢💥💥💥💣💣💣🤬

Charles: 🤨🏳️‍🌈?

Maybe its because of the homoeroticy that charles himself has unleeshed upon his past teammates... thats why he isnt phased by the unemployed's mind games. Carlos you are doing this all wrong, dont do mind games because charles is the mind games. Instead be more direct, be more bold, be more annoying!!.... Kiss that monegasque mouse (/j)

YOU get it.

Honestly, I blame Sebastian Vettel. I think Seb being Charles' first Ferrari teammate probably changed his brain chemistry for the worse. He learnt the art of the homoerotic mind games from one of the masters himself. "You have beautiful eyes" paired with "you have an accent that German women think is very cute" paired with forcing Charles to confront latent homosexuality live on camera in the guise of a game.....yeah. No wonder Charles turned out this way.

#it's so funny to go rewatch old sebchal stuff and seeing charles so starstruck and on the back foot vs. seb's rizz #seb we miss you #sebastian vettel #charlos #asks #anon