#its just...the m*levens of the world are so predictable help

[emblazons]

....just found out one of my best guy friends (who is cishet af but who I did in fact convert to FULL bylerism, and who texted me thrilled when we found out Noah came out on his own terms) is going on a first date with a woman who is a diehard fan of Stranger Things...to the ST Experience near us.

She has a "friends don't lie" tattoo even, but...is it bad to say that when I found out she’s a single mom and rather conservative overall, I wasn't even remotely surprised to hear she "doesn't see byler happening even though she feels bad for JOYCE (not even Will)" and doesn't like it anyway because "she just wants whats best for El?" ☠️

#he says if it gets serious he's gonna try and convert her too #but that I'm probably better equipped to do it LMFAO #like I don't think it will get that serious considering she's conservative and we are v liberal & have always been but hey #its just...the m*levens of the world are so predictable help #I'm still trying to figure out how people think being lowkey gaslit & then lied to while dying on a table is 'best for her' but oh well LOL #anti mlvn #the me tag #real life #stranger things