#ive never seen sonic boom but this feels like the ridiculousness of a episode of sonic boom

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The fact Shadow and Eggman are somehow related is hilarious to me. Whether its through Maria by choice (making them cousins), through Gerald by choice, by creation, or by guardianship (making him Eggman's uncle). Like you spend all year fighting this annoying blue hedgehog and his friends only to show up at holiday dinner and have a black hedgehog judge you from the other side of the mashed potatoes. You're doing your normal terrorizing when all a sudden you find out your nemesis has managed to wrangle your uncle into publicly kicking your ass. Every year you send a birthday card to a artificial lifeform. You wake up in the hospital to see the Shadow the Hedgehog sitting in the plastic seats drinking horrible hospital coffee because technically he's your next-of-kin and was thus rudely interrupted from his nap by a call from the hospital asking him for your medical history

#hinacu sonic #shadow the hedgehog #eggman #doctor robotnik #ivo robotnik #gerald robotnik #maria robotnik #ive never seen sonic boom but this feels like the ridiculousness of a episode of sonic boom #sonic boom #sonic #sth #eggman has freaking family photos which include shadow on his wall #maria is cured shush