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Ab tak aapne padha..

“jumman ??Tum ro rhe ho........???”

Ab aage.......

jumman ne sar utha kar uski or dekha aur apne aankho ke aansu ponchh liye..........

"Haan Runa Bai , aaj jumman bhi ro diya..........jab se hosh sambhala sirf dukh takleefen jheli.......lekin har takleef mujhe aur majboot banati gayi ya yu kahu ki mujhe aur bura insaan banati gayi.....ghar se bhag aaya mumabi , aur dar badar ki thokaren khakar is kothe par pahuch gya......aaj tak sirf dusro ko rulane wala jumman aaj ro diya.......kaisa kar diya re kohinoor tune ye sab....itni chhoti si tu hai, tera dil kitna bada hai re...........ek Tawaif ne itni badi kurbani de di, lekin duniyaa ko wo nhi dikha, sirf kothe par uske mujre dikhe, kabhi nhi uski aankho ka dard nazar aaya, mujhe bhi to nhi dikha kabhi aaj tak."

"Runa bai, insaan bura paida nhi hota, halat use bura bna dete hain....aur sabse bura insaan wo banata hai jiski zindagi me koi maksad nhi hota ,jaise ki mai, aaj tak samajh hi nhi paya ki mai is duniyaa me kyu aaya....do botal sharab, aur do waqt ka khana .....aur kabhi kabhar ek rangeen raat.......yhi maksad raha aaj tak jumman ka."

jumman sar juhka kar baitha bol rha tha...kajal aur Runa dono chuchap sun rhi thi.

"koi baat nhi jumman...ab to tum azad ho.....ab tum kahi chale jao ...mat jao wha....""...Runa ne kaha.

"jumman hmesa aazad rha hai Runa, kisi mai ke laal me himmat hi nhi ki jumman ko kaid karke rakhe...are mai khud us kothe pe rahta hu...jab chahta wha se chala jata...lekin aaj tak kabhi gya nhi...koi vajah hi nhi thi wha se jaane ki.,"

"to ab...aaj kyu...??"

"Runa...... jumman ne aaj tak apni jindagi me koi achcha kaam nhi kiya hai, lekin ek kaam ab jarur karunga.....chahe jaan rhe ya chali jaye...lekin kohinoor ab kothe par nhi jayegi..ab wo kajal ban kar jiyegi.....sirf kajal."

"haan jumman, aaj mera dil bhi yhi kah rha hai..........."

"Nhi jumman bhai, mujhe jana hoga......jiske liye itni sabkuchh kurbaan kar diya, ab uski khusiyon me aag kyu lagau..........mai whi karungi jo Lailaa bai kahengi....." Kajal ke chehre par bahut dard tha , itna dard ki kaleja fat jaye.

Jumman khamosh ho gya...lekin uski aankhe dekhkar lag rha tha ki wo kajal ki baat manne ko taiyaar nhi hai.

Train ke us dibbe me ab bilkul khamoshi thi....Runa aur jumman kajal ke agal bagal baithe the...........jab se kajal ne kahani batani suru ki thi kam se kam 10 baar jumman ek mobile par Runa ka phone aa chuka tha...ek do baar usne recieve kiya to aawaz nhi aayi............aur uske baad usne phone uthaya hi nhi.....kajal ki kahani me khoya hua jo tha...........jumman baat ka pakka aur bilkul nidar tha ...isiliye apne sabsbe jaruri kam Lailaa us se hi karwati thi.......lekin aaj kajal ki dastaan ka dard uske seene ko cheer gaya tha.....use nafrat ho rhi thi khud se bhi aur Lailaa se bhi.

Bhor ke 4 baj gaye the...train ek chhote se station par ruki kohinoor, Runa aur jumman train se utar gaye....train se jaise hi niche utare ek baar fir se jumman ka phon baj utha............usne Runa aur kajal ko chup rhne ka ishara kiya aur unse thodi door jakar is baar phone utha liya...........

"kaha mar gya hai re tu..."phone uthate hi Laila ki tej aawaz uske kano me padi,jumman ke jee me aaya ki jamane bhar ki galiyaan suna de lailaa ko, lekin kuchh soch kar khamosh rha..........

" itna kya bhadak rhi hai..........train me network nhi aa rha tha to apun nhi uthaya phon..........aur socha tha utarte hi tere ko call karke bata dega ki apun idhar pahuch gya hai...........aur sun jumman se tameej se baat karne ka......mere ko jaanti hai na tu............." Jumman ki aawaz bhi dheere dheere garam ho gayi.

"kameene......??...chal chhod...han haan chal thik hai.......... achchha sun , jaruri baat hai" Lailaa janti thi ki agar jumman sanak gya to fir kisi ki nhi sunega., wo apne gusse ko control karne ki kosis karte huye boli...

"haan bol"

"tu un dono par nazar rakhna.............jaane kyu sada babu bahut naraz ho rhe ki maine Runa ke saath kyu bhej diya kajal ko.........wo kah rhe ki Runa kajal ko bahkayegi....vaise to wo kohinoor me meri mutthi me hai lekin fir bhi tu hoshiyaar rahna...wo dono wha se kahi jani nhi chahiye...........hum jadl hi wha pahuch rhe hain ...sada babu ...." Laila ki baat adhuri rah gayi thi ki sadanand ne recievr chhin liya use se.

"Dekho jumman, meri baat dhyaan se suno...mai kuchh ghanto me wha pahuchunga, tab tak wo ladki aur Runa wha se jani nhi chahiye....mai tumhe daulat se maalamaal kar dunga.........lekin agar wo dono wha se gayi to samjh lena tum...botiyaa katwa dunga tumhari....."Sadanand bahut gusse me the....aur shayad unhe malum nhi tha ki jumman kitna khiska hua insaan hai

Jumman ne sab kuchh sun liya chupchap , bas har lafz ke saath uske chehre ka rang badal rha tha........aaj jindagi me pahli baar jumman ne kisi ka itna bardasht kiya tha.......jumman ke paas kuchh khone ke liye nhi tha, aur shayad isiliye wo kisi se nhi darta tha...ek ki 10 sunnane wala jumman khamoshi se sunta rha..

"jee saab, kahi nhi jayengi ye dono ...aap khud ko takleef kyu dete.....mai hu na...." jumman ek ek sabd ko chabata hua bola.

"Nhi tum bas aaj sham tak un dono par nazar rakho, mai pahuchata hu...."sadanand ne itna hi kaha aur phon kat kar diya.

Jumman ka chehra gusse se bhabhak rha tha...lekin usne khud par control kiya hua tha........"madh**** ..jumman ko dhamki deta hai" usne phon kat hote hi gali baki.

"kya hua jumman, kiska phon tha" Runa uske chehre ke badale tewar dekhkar boli.

"Runa baji aapka ghar kitna door hai yha se...." aaj pahli baar jumman ne Runa bai ki jagah runa baji kaha tha...wo uske sawal ka jawab dene ke bajay bas yhi bola.

"mushkil se aadhe ghante lagenge...........batau to hua kya....??"

"Runa baji, kuchh nhi bas thoda jaldi kijiye.........mujhe bhookh lag rhi...aur is samay to station par kuchh milega bhi nhi..chaliye..." jumman ne badi safai se har baat par parda daal diya aur chhota sa bag uthaya aur chal diya...pichhe pichhe Runa aur kajal.

kajal ko bhi itna to samajh me aa gya tha ki baat uske hi baare me ho rhi hai lekin usne puchha nhi ki kya bat ho rhi thi....shayd use yakeen tha ki jumman nhi batayega...... Runa ne bhi kuchh nhi kaha kyuki usne jumman ka shant rahne ke liye chupke se kiya gaya wo ishara dekh liya tha.

Idhar Mumabi me, Alok ke ghr par,

Sadanand apne aadmiyon ek saath Runa ke gaon ko nikal gaye the…..unka ek aadmi raat me hi nikal gya tha jab pata chala ki Runa ke saath kohinoor gayi hai….lekin abhi tak wo pahucha nhi tha.

Sadanad apni khud ki gadi se nikle the …..unke pichhe do gadiyaan aur thi jinme unke hi aadmi bhare the……….laakh kosis ke baad bhi kisi flight ka ticket nhi mil paya tha aur agle 24 ghante me koi flight nhi the……train ka route bahut ghoom kar tha us station tak , aur bas 2-4 ghante ka hi antar hota tha by road aur by train….aur agar train late ho gayi to lagbhag barabar time hi lagta tha……..isliye majboori me unhe apni gadi se hi jana pad rha tha…….lagbhag 15 ghante ka rasta tha wha se Runa ka gaon.

Is baat ka khas khyaal rakha gya tha ki Alok ko koi bhanak na lage, use yhi pta tha ki uske papa kisi rally me ja rhe hain..waise bhi use koi khas dilchaspi nhi thi sadanand ke kahi aane jaane me.

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Lagbhag 20 minute auto me chalne ke baad jumman, runa aur kajal gaon ke bicho bich bane ek chhote se ghar ke darwaze par khade the.......ghar kya tha ab mahaj ek khandahar hi rah gya tha...lekin darwaze par tala laga tha....Runa kabhi kabhi aati thi apne gaon.... abhi bhor hi tha to jyada log nhi dikh rhe tye gaon me.

Runa ne aage badhkar tala khola aur sab andar chale gaye...ghar ab khandahr ho chuka tha, lekin dekh kar lag rha tha ki kisi jamane me ek khusiyo ka basera hua karta tha..ek badi se daalaan , ek bada se aangan, teen kamre aur ek kamra upar first floor par.........ek washroom aur ek kitchen room se laga hua hi.

Ek handpump lagi huyi thi ...aur whi ek chij thi jo nayi lagi huyi lag rhi thi poore ghar me...shayda jald hi use lagwaya gaya tha.

Runa ne bag ko ek kamre me rakha aur kajal ko washroom ke or ishaara kar diya.

Jumman us se kya kahana chahta tha wo jan na sabse jyada jarurui tha...jaise hi kajal washroom me ghusi dono ghar se bahar nikal gaye..........

"kya baat hai jumman , kiska phone tha" darwaze se bahar nikalte hi Runa ne puchha.

"sadanand aur Lailaa the.......Baji wo dono aa rhe hain yha.......wo kohinoor ko is baar nhi chhodenge...ye masoom kuchh samjhti hi nhi...dusri ki zindagi bachane me lagi hai.....is baar wo ise ho sakta hai is mulk se hi bahar bhej de........baji sadanand bahut kamina insaan hai........"

"mujh se behtar ye kaun janta hai, khair, batao kya karna hai ??"

"Aap sadanand ko kaise janti hain...??? aur Lailaa ne Kohinoor ko aapke saath bhej diya, is baat se use kyu aitraaz ho gya hai?? " jumman ke dimag me bhi bahut saare sawal aa rhe the.

"Wo sab baat karne ka waqt abhi nhi hai jumman ...fir kabhi fursat se bataungi.........pahle ye batao wo log kab aa rhe hain..........??"

"kaha to hai ki sham tak..lekin jis tarah se wo baat kar rha tha , mujhe lagataa hai ki wo jald hi aa jayenge........"jumman bahut fikrmand lag rha tha.

"jumman kya fir se kohinoor unke changul me fas jayegi....? " Runa ka gala bhar aaya.

"Nhi baji !!!..jumman ne aaj tak koi achcha kaam nhi kiya...aaj khuda ne mauka diya hai......ek kaam bhi neki ka kar du to shayad mere gunaah wo maaf kar de...is baar Kohinnor ko agar unke haath saup diya to fir kabhi kohinoor ko aap dekh bhi nhi paogi......"

"jumman hum kya kar sakte hain, aur fir ye kohinoor bhi nhi manegi........wo kisi bhi haal me Lailaa ke khilaf nhi ja sakti .....tum to jante hi ho........."

"Kyu nhi Laila ke khilaaf ja rhi kohinoor" jumman ka dimag kab se is sawal me atka hua tha.

"Bevkoofi ki baaten mat karo jumman...........tumhe nhi pata?...are jsike liye itna sabkuchh bardasht kar gayi ab ....use dar hai ki fir se whi sab.........." Runa ki baat adhuri rah gyi , jumman bol pada.

"haan baji mai samajh gya..........."

kuchh pal dono khamosh rahe..........

"To fir kya karna hai baji..........?"

"Tumhi batao jumman.........."

"Baji mera bas chale to mai kohinoor ko kabhi wapas mumbai na jane du...kabhi un sabse na milne du..........mera to dil karta hai ki.........ek baat batao..ye launda Alok kaisa ladka hai......kohinoor to bachchi hai......use jyada samajh nhi.......aap batao.........sachmuch muhabbat karta hai kya kajal se...ap to mile ho us se ....kaisa lagta hai........apne baap ki hi tarah aiyaash..........???"

"Nhi jumman, itni sahuliyat to hai mere andar ki insaan pahchan saku...haan jawani ke dino me dhokhe khaye kuchh logo ko pahchanne me lekin ab nhi....bahut pyar karta hai wo is kohinoor se........jis tarah se wo sadanand ke khilaaf ho gya tha, saaf lag rha tha ki wo aaj bhi Kohinoor ko bahut chahta hai.........aaj bhi ..."

"Baji aaj jindagi me pahli baar kuchh achcha karne ko dil kiya hai...jaan bhi chali jaye to koi gam nhi.........par ek kosis to karunga mai.....aap saath dogi na...."

"haan jumman ..mai jarur saath dungi...lekin kohinoor se chhupa kar sab karna hoga ...nhi to wo kabhi manegi nhi...tum samajh rhe ho na..........ab bato kya karna hai.........."

"thik hai baji...ek kosis karte hain ...baki jo parwardigar ki marji..........."jumman ne dua me haath upar utha diye.

WO runaa ko samjhata chala gya aur Runa haan me sar hilati rahi......wo kuchh kuchh bate kar hi rhe the ki andar se kajal ki aawaz aayi..............

"Runa baji...??"

"Aap jaiye runa baji , mai aaya abhi........ek ghante me hum log yha se nikal lenge..........kuchh door par mera gaon hai............lagbhag 2 ghante lagte hai railway station se...wha chal kar rukenge....mujhe nhi lgata ki wha ka pata kisi ke paas bhi hoga...aapke gaon to shayad 6-7 ghante me wo sab pahcuh jayenge plane se aaye to....." Jumman Runa ko samjahta huye bola.

"thik hai jumman , mai kohinoor ko taiyaar karti hu....."

Andar se fir kohinoor ki aawaz aayi....jumman bahar gaon ki or chal diya.

"haan , bas aayi beta........."Runa ne bade pyaar se kaha aur andar aa gyi.

"wo mai bahar gayi thi...pados se kuchh saaman lene...........abhi wo pahucha jayegi...jara chay pee lete hain fir baaten karenge...abhi dukane nhi khuli hongi na.........??"

"jee" kajal ne bas ina hi kaha...uska chehra bujha hua sa tha...lekin bahut khubsoorat lag rhi thi....Runa ne man hi man balaiyaan le li.

"Jumman kah rha tha ki yhi thodi door par uska gaon hai, chalogi ghumne...vaise bhi yha to rhna hi hai...jumman shayad whi se chala jaye ...??"

"Thik hai baji, jaisa aap kahe......"kohinoor ko koi dilchaspi nhi thi kahi aane jane me , lekin Runa ka dil rakhne ke liye haan kah diay tha.

Thodi der baad ek ladki pados se kuchh saaman de gayi ...Runa ne chulhe me aag jalayi aur chay rakh di pateele me.

Wo kisi chirag se nikle jin ki tarah bahut teji se sare kaam kar rhi thi aur kohinoor whi paas me rakhe takht par let gayi...............letate hi uski aankh lag gayi raat bhar jagi thi.

Runa ne ek sandook kholi aur usme se kuchh kuchh saman ek chhote se bag me rakhne lagi, use yakeen ho gya tha ki ab kabhi dubara apne is ghar me nhi aa payegi................isliye jo chije uski zindagi me keemati thi unhe wo le jana chahti thi...keemti chije bhi kya hoti hain garibon ki....kuchh purane khat, kuchh purane tohfe, kuchh purani tasweere......kuchh purani yaaden.......aur kuchh purane sapne.

Idhar jumman ne apna phone nikala aur kisi ko call lagyaa .....

“Kaise ho jumman miyaan” dusri or se phon uthate hi kahaa gya.

“Oye sheraa, tujhe mera ye number bhi pata chal gya……kamaal hai…..”

“jumman babu, bhool gaye apne dhandhe ka vasool, dosto ki khabar bhale na ho..dushmano ki poori jaankari rakhni padtai hai…bol aaj marne ka irada hai kya , mujhe kaise yaad kar liya…bol kaha aa jau tujhe maut dene…..” dusre or jo bhi tha baate badi dhithayi se kar rha tha.

“Sheraa, tera hisaab bhi jarur karunga agar jinda rha to…abhi kuchh aur baat hai……”

“oye zindaa to tu rahega hi…kyuki tujhe mai marunga …maiii….chal kya yaad rakhega tu bhi ki dushamni ki bhi to kisi mard se……bol kya karna hai……kiski jaan leni hai…….”

“sheraa jo kaam bolne ja rha hu…tabhi haan karna agar imaan ka pakaka hona………..bol karega….??”

“Oye Saale….r*** ke …Sheraa se bada imaan wala mard akkhi mumbai me nahi hai, janta hai tu bhi..… aur isiliye tune phone bhi khtakaya apun ko …....abhi jyada shaan patti mat kar, chal bol……Sheraa ne jubaan diya tere ko…….jaan chhodke kuchh bhi maang le..kyuki marungaa to tere ko maarke hi.........”

“Sheraa, jumman apni akkhi life me pahli baar koi neki wala kaam karne ja rha hai…kisi bhi gurge se bol deta...pann wo sab paise ke liye bikau hain...isiliye tujhe bola.…tere imaan par ykeen hai mujhe..........tujhe dhandhe ki kasam hai dhokha mat dena…..Sun meri baat………..” jumman usko kuchh kuchh bataane laga.....…kuchh bola jise sheraa note karne laga.

“Chal ho jayega tera kaam…..jald hi aana ....tere se purana hisaab hai......” Sheraa is baar bas itna hi bola , thode gambhir lahje me.

“sheraa , dekh ye tere mere bich ki baat nhi hai…ek masoom ki zindagi daav par lagi hai…aur tu janta hai apun logo ka usool…..tu dhokha to nhi….” Jumman ki baa adhuri rah gayi.

“ Saale….behadc***…..abe Sheraa imaan ka saudaa nhi karta…bola na tere ko jaban diya….ja aish kar……..”sheraa ne itna hi kaha uar phone kat kar diya.

Jumman ne phone kurte ki jeb me dala aur kheto ke taraf nikal gya...saamne ek masjeed dikhi , jumman ka dil aaj barso ke baad Namaaj adaa karne ko kiya........

Masjid me khada wo hath failaye duayen maang rha tha......

"Aye mrere malik , mujh jaise gunahgaar ko ek manjil dikha di tune...ek maksad de diya....tera shukra hai ....bas ab itni himaat dena ki mere kadam na dagmagaye.....teri razaa tu jaane...bada mashkul safar hai is manjil ka.... ..ek teraa hi aasara hai.............koi aisa karishmaa kar ki zamaana dekhta rah jaaye...........mai sare bure kaam chhod dunga, sare gunaho ki maafi de......madad karna mere maula..............madad mere khuda." jumman ki aankh se ek aansu gira uski dua me uthi hatheli me.

Sandook se jaldi jaldi saaman bag me rakhti huyi Runa ke hath se chhutkar ek tasweer jameen par gir padi..........chhannn ki aawaz ke sath tute huye kanch jameen par bikhar gye...kohinoor ki aankh khul gayi..........jaldi se uthkar baith gayi ......aur tasweer par nazar padi to bas dekhti hi rah gayi..........uski aankhe mano jam si gayi us tasweer par.

Jaldi se takht se utarkar tasweer ke pas pahuchi , Runa ke haath se frame lekar dhyaan se dekhne lagi...kohinoor ki aankhe bhar aayi..........

"Ye Mohini hai........" Runa ne bina kajal ki or dekhe tasweer me baithi do aurato me se ek par anguli rakhte huye kaha.

"Haan baji !!!!...... Ye Mohini hai......meri maa......" Kohinoor ne bahut sard lahje me kaha....uski baat par mano hazaar vol ka current laga Runa ko......

"Mohini!!! aurrrrr ...........tumhari maa......??????" Runa jaise sakte me a gayi ek pal ko.

"ye nhi ho sakta.........khuda itna beraham nhi ho sakta...........nhiii ye nhi ho sakta...."Runa cheekh padi.

Kismat bhi kaise kaise khel khelti hai, insan to uske haath ki kathputli hi bankar rah jata hai .

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Dirty non-veg adult sexy sex jokes, shayris sms messages

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi,

Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar RahaThha,

Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi,

Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne

Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh

Kyun Rahi Ho?

Wife:Bahar Tere Dost

Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh

Rahi Hoon

Sex kya hai;

Sex ek kala hai, Jo kare uska bhala

hai

Sex ek bhavna hai, jisko pura kurne

ki sabki kaamna hai

Sex do atmaon kaa milan hai, sadiyo

se jiska chalan hai

Sex maja hai, Jo na kare uska jeevan

ek saza hai

Sex bhakti hai, jisme subki mukti hai

Sex ek jaap hai, jisko na jupna

mahapaap hai

Sex amrut hai, poora jeevan jisse

trupt hai - Dirty Sex

Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad

Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:

Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,

'COKE' 'PEPSI'

Sab Bakwas

"MARD Ki LASSI"

Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

Purani soch:-Karo ya Maro.

Nayi soch:-Marne se Phle kuch karo!

Ekdam Nai soch:- Jab tak kuch kar

nahi lete maro mat!

Hamari Soch:-Koi Bataega Sala

karna kya hai?

Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski

saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi

suhagraat?

Woh boli-

"Aaye the wo der se,

Dil jala diya,

Pehle kiye Darwaza band,

Fir deepak bhuja diya.

Pehle dabane lage

boob tatolkar,

Fir khelne lage

chaddi khol kar.

Ek jung aisi chidi palang par,

Gole wali toph rakh di surang par,

Mila sirf 9 minute ka maja,

Ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja,

9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot,

Jo ban jayega Bharat ke liye

1 aur vote...

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti

Hai:Kitna Lamba Tha NaKash Thora

Time Or Mil JataTooba Pehle Kitna

Dar Lag Raha ThaPhir To Pata Hi

Nahi Chala Kab Ho GayaUff Teen

Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band

Ho Gayi ThiAagay Ka To Theek Tha

Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

MARD hone k 6 fayade:

1. 'Un Dino' ka tension nahi hota.

2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi

rahta(.)(.)

3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki

bhavnaye nahi jagti.

4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.

5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.

6. And above all, jaha chahe waha

moot sakte h.

IF U R MEN.!

Jiyo L**D utha k...

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team

Antakshari

Khel rahi thi

Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi

Dikhayenge,

Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum

Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao

Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar

chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty

ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo

kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty

he."Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :

"Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha

tha?"Ladka sharma ke bola :"aapke

nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera

penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to

me use samajha raha tha ke pintu

khada na ho, yeh to Aunty

hai."Aunti boli : "Dhutt pagle,Aunty

to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal

andar"

Most BOYS don't lyk

Touch screen mobile,

U know why?

Jinhe dabane ki aadat

ho,

Unhe bas touch karne

me kahan maza aayega...!!!!

Azam Khan- Sirji election time kitna

boring hai, chalo kuch game khelte

hain...

Mulayam- Chal dekhte hai hum

dono mein se sabse bada bakchod

kon hai..!

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar

female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte

rahte the.. !!Saari female jaanwar

mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur

vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek

mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti

miley !Bramhaji ne SAB male

janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko

token de diye aur boley ki ek

mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur

apna-apna lund le jaana.. !Shaam ke

time Bandar ped pe baitha

tha..Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue

kaha:"Chodsaaley,bhenchod ! Ab

chod naa mujhe"?Bandar kuch nahi

bola.Bandariya fir boli"Chod na

Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur

bola:"Ek maheena ruk ja

haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token

churaya hai..."!!!

The best ever English to hindi

dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out=Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaand faadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......

Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai

Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu

Rahe Ho?"

Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se

Iccha Thi

Ki Main Sex Education College Mein

Padhu! Aaj

Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa

Raha Hai"

Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki

Zarurat Nahi Hai,

Condom Ki Defination Bolo?"

Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything

Which Reduces

Population"

Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"

Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population

Control

Kare!""

Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,

Condom Hai Na"

"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah

Tak,Condom Hai Sir"

"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire

Hue Hai"

"8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh

Tak, Sab

Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai"

"1 Second Mein In,1 Second Mein

Out, In-Out,

In-Out"

Teacher: "Arre... Defination Kya

Hai?"

Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"

Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab

Likhoge?"

"Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se

Lekar Subah

Tak!

Idiot""Anybody Else??"

Chattur: "Sir!, Condom Are Between

Any

Combination Of Body So Connected,

That Their

Relative Positions May Be Seen In

Kamasutra.

."Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai."

Marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota..Piche se

Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi

Hota..Condom Zarur Lagana Mere

DostQki..Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass

Dimag nahi hota. Dirty Shayari

HUSBAND WANTED

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided

that it was time to.get married. She

put an ad in the local paper that

read:

HUSBAND WANTED!

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN

PERSON.

On the second day she heard the

doorbell. Much to her dismay, she

opened the door to see a gray-

haired gentleman with no arms or

legs sitting in a wheelchair.

The old woman said, "You're not

really asking me to consider you, are

you? Just look at you ... you have no

legs!" The old man smiled,

"Therefore I cannot run around on

you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any

hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I

beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed

intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned

back, beamed a big broad smile and

said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

What's the difference between

movies having Certificate - U, A, XX,

XXX?

U: Hero gets the heroine

A: Villain gets the heroine

XX: All the actors get the heroine

XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the

heroine

??????

BE A FRIEND LIKE WOMAN'S BRA

COLOURFUL

COMFORTABLE

STRETCHEABLE

SUPPORTIVE

HOLDING TIGHTLY

NEVER LET GO DOWN

ALWAYS NEAR THE HEART

Pappu: Dad, today they taught

about Sex in the class.

Santa: Ok son.

Later he saw Pappu shaking his

penis, he asked what r u doing?

Pappu: Homework Dad....

There are 2 girls in heaven first girl:

how did you die 2nd girl: well i froze

everything waz really cold but then

it got warm how did u die first girl:

well i was sure my husband was

cheetin on me so i came home early

from work one day and he was sittin

on they coach watchin t.v. but i was

so sure i ran around the house and

checked inb closets and underbeds.

then i had a heartattack 2nd girl :

well if you would have looked in the

freezer we both would have been

alive!!!!

A young girl came back to Doctor and

complained, "Doctor, last time you did

my abortion, you forgot your sharp

blade inside of me,"

Doctor "Oh I am sorry, did it hurt you?"

Girl, "No but my eight friends went

impotent, ten of them lost their

fingers, and four of them went dumb.

4 stages of relationship:

- Hand in hand.

- Hand in that.

- That in hand.

- That in that.

If you know what i mean..

An 18 year old Girl got PREGNANT. Her

Angry mother says-Who's the PIG?

Call him..

30 min later a limousine car stops in

front of their house & a Mature grey

haired in a very Expensive SUIT steps

out.

Man:Ur daughter has informed me of

the Problem, howevr I can't Marry her..

But if a GIRL is born I offer a villa & 2

million dolrs.

If a BOY is born den 2 factories & 5

million dolrs.

But in case of Miscarriage, what do u

suggest I do?

Mom-FUCK HER AGAI

A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the

train.

The Lady next to him asked, "Are they

ur BABIES?"

The Person said: NO! I Own a Condom

Factory

& these are Customer's Complaints!

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

Lady Next To Him- What A Co-

incidence, Even I Have Ordered

Kingfisher.

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4

Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- What A Coincidence

I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens

Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock .

Lady SMILED & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...!!!!!!!

Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,

how will my wife have a baby?

Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)

An angel will come from heaven &

hand

over a baby to your wife.

Student: so who do I need to fuck ??

wife or angel ?

A Guy with 25 inch Long penis to

God : I can't live with this long penis..

God : Go to that Lake,

U will find a Female Frog. Ask her to

Marry u,

she'll say No & U will Lose 5 inch.

He Went & asked the Frog : will u

Marry me?

Frog : No

He Lost 5 inches.

He thought 20 inch is still Long.

So he asked again : will u Marry Me?

Frog : No

He Lost 5 inches More.

He thought 15 inch is Great,

But 10inches is Ideal

So he asked again : will u Marry me?

Frog : How many Times do I have to

tell u?

NO! NO! NO!

khel khatam

laude lag gaye !

4 Gals take lift in a Car full of

Engineers

Since no place, sat on their lap

After 10min

...Grl1:r u Telecom Engr

Boy1:how u know

Grl1:ur Tower is comunicating wit

my Unreachble area

Grl2:r u Computer Engnr?

Boy2:how u know?

Grl2:ur Pen drive is trying to

connect wit my USB Drive

Grl3:r u Automobile Engr?

Boy3:how u know?

Grl3:ur Piston is trying to move

into my Cylinder

Grl4: r u Civil Engr?

Boy4:how u know?

Girl4:ur Dam had broken &

flooded my Village;)

11 year old girl realized growing hair

between her

legs. Got worried and yelled Mom

about hair. Mom

calmly said. "That part where hair

has grown is

called a monkey, be proud that your

monkey has

grown hair."

Next morning at breakfast she told

her elder sister

"My monkey has grown hair"

Her Elder Sister smiled and said.

"that's nothing, mine started eating

banana's."

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is

it OK for us guys to notice all the

different kind of boobs?"Surprised,

the father answers, "Well, sure son,

we wouldn't be normal if we didn't...

there are all kinds of

breasts.Depending on a woman's

age, they are different shapes.In her

twenties, a woman's breasts are like

melons, round and firm. In her

thirties to forties, they are like

pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like

onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah, you

see them and they make you cry!"

Latest News: Arvind Kejriwal has

stopped wearing his underwears

bcoz...

He can't wear VIP underwears as

they have VIP written on them.

He can't wear Rupa since people

would say he always keeps Rupa

around his private parts, and in

Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.

Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich

man's pastime.

He can't wear Macroman since he is

a common man.

He can't wear Dixcy since he does

not want people to see his d***

And he can't go commando since he

has refused security.

So now all he needs is cover his

private parts with mango leaves to

prove that he is a "aam" admi and

his protection is the aam.

ho out of control

pent ko tu apni khol

Choom k tu uska hole

dalde tu apna pole.

Lund ghusa, ball daba,

gaand maar k bol DARLING AAL IZZ WELL. :-D

Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I have aids.

Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband.

Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.

Wife: you know salesman was also saying same thing.

Girl enters a sex shop.

Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?

Clerk: it's their mam.

Girl: how much for this big red one?

Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

Why are western guys more advanced than our guys? Answer: they keep their minds in work and penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind and penis in hand.

Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it learn to enjoy it. Success is like masturbation, it's in your own hand. Education is like hiring prostitute, it needs both money and talent.

Height of innocence: having your girl friend naked beside you and masturbating.

Height of laziness: man having sex in train and waiting for the train to jerk.

Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse me! My face is above.

If a married woman is called polo; the mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called? Center fresh.

Why aunties like to have sex with youth?

Every used engine will get refreshed only when its filled with fresh oil and it gives more mileage to its owner.

Nurse comes in doctor room.

Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?

Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2 his son to use as a balloon and after bursting giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey 400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs. Driving home with a girl who drank all this. Priceless

What will you do if you get sexy wife with figure, with red lips, brown hair, moist boobs, sexy waist and a penis?

Why women wear panties with printed flower?

It's a way of saying come on guys, water my garden.

Difference between power and stamina?

Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis.

Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries.

Boy: my age is 20 years.

Girl: my age is 20 years also.

Boy: so come to my room.

Girl: why?

Boy: To play 20-20 match.

Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted you are trying to see my wife, sit back. I will drive.

Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.

Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind?

Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.

Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.

A boy comes to class with broken specs.

Teacher: what happened?

Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.

Teacher: but how did your specs break?

Boy: she closed her legs.

An army got married first night realizes wife having periods.

He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend leave.

DQ: attack from back and report.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Sex is like a pack of chips, one you start you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets hard, it ucks.

Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?

Kid: ya, my dad have two.

Teacher: two?

Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.

Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.

Husband: you want sex?

Wife: no., just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.

Three ladies saw a dog ucking violently.

Dr's wife: they are enjoying life.

Lawyer's wife: no, it's a rape.

Army officer: I think the dog has come on a holiday.

A lady was wearing jeans in a train.

A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.

Woman: hey they want a cigarette.

Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.

A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'.

friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool.

A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen a naked woman?

Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?

Boss: wow, what?

Girl: your eyes.

What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men and woman feel great? Vicks inhaler.

Define rape with the help of one good example. Rape is a very very difficult job for example; it's like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.

Difference between bad and worse.

Bad: when your children find your last night used condom.

Worse: when they insist you to blow that balloon for them.

How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used whisper and ask him which period it belongs to.

What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.

Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.

Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.

smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.

A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.

T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt.

Girl told to tire mechanize have sex with me. Mechanic told, ok. Come to swimming pool. She asked why? He replied because I can identify the hole only in water.

A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care. Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.

Why girls are called babes?

Answer: because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.

Lady: why is your husband so punctual in returning home from office?

Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be started at 9pm sharp, whether you are hear or not.

T-shirt quotes of girls. Touch here if you dare, more enjoyment per liter, weapons of mass destruction, looking free touching costs, sure for pure milk, for sale.

A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.

Girl: stupid stand up.

Why do girls carry milk to give their husband during first night, because they need lots of curd from husband in return.

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little brother. Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.

A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?

Boss: what?

Girl: your eyes.

Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?

Kid: me of course.

Teacher: why.

Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.

Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.

Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperm. They waited with guns in the sex organ. That night no one came, suddenly one shouted guys attack is from backside.

Girls prayed to god why you don't make boy's sex organ more beautiful.

God: no way, though I made it ugly, you suck it; if I made it beautiful you will eat it.

Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.

There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Officer: well, that's not prohibited.

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?

Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

Teacher: explain responsibility.

Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.

Advertisement by Panty Company: we are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world.

A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.

Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth? To inform men stop this is not right hole.

Teacher: why cow looks tensed after giving milk? Student: madam, if some one presses your breast for I hours and don't uck, how do you feel.

A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.

He asked: why are you laughing at me?

Animals: your tails in front.

p>Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes.

Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

Misuse of English: a diagram in a book was not clear. So teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and announced. Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure.

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.

Boy saw a lady with big breast.

He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?

She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.

The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes

Lady asks: aren't you gonna bite them?

He replies: no, it's too costly.

A guy picked up for a date. Guy: why are you wearing your belt around your knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

Who is senior's female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

A college girl was in jeans pant and zip was open. Boy went and told miss please close your taj mahal door here my quthubminar is dancing.

What's common between sun and a women's underwear? Both are hot, both look good while going down, both disappear by night.

One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

Do you know why girls wear a shawl on top of their churidar, because it's Indian tradition to cover all eating and dirking things when not in use.

Completing engineering is like a girl pregnant everyone will appreciate the outcome, but no one knows how many attempts were made.

Kid by chance enters into parent's bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his mom and you scold me for just sucking the thumb.

Midnight hot: After 1st night. Husband: dear what do you think about our first night? Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.

Contest in a girl's college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.

Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

What is meant by burning desire while making sex? It's when you discover that the Vaseline you applied before ucking in the dark was the tiger balm.

What is the difference between a cricketer and condom? A cricketer drops the catch and a condom catches the drops.

What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.

Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.

Friend: why?

Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "tested ok"

What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I've to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: son, where were you?

Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.

Dad- which one?

Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film

Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.

Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

A few quotes on girls t-shirt:

there s a face above this, don't forget.

Object here appear bigger than they are.

I made you look at it.

F ck all that is missing is u.

Don't try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?

Aunty: he was checking my temperature.

Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.

Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?

Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years. As you are mathematicians you know very well that 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don't come tonight.

Sardar was very angry because all jokes were about him; he asked his wife, tell me one joke without my involvement. His wife said: I am pregnant.

Wife: remove my nighty.

Sardar: ok

Wife: remove my bra

Sardar: ok

Wife: remove my panty

Sardar: ok

wife: never wear my dress again

Less noise: implementation of sex using while loop.

#include sex.h

#include bed.h

void pain ()

{

int sleep=0;

clothes=0;

voice=aah:

do ucking(); while (end1=pleasure);

get condom();

else

getchild();

}

Difference between good girl and bad girl. Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but bad girl open all button to make the atmosphere hot.

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside.

Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is ucking his wife.

Dad: what? Is he doing it openly?

Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony.

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.

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