#jason x caeneus

[agnerd-bot]

Me: *pulling out a giant whiteboard, projector, and mountains of papers to explain why I ship one of my rarepairs*

Also Me: Iunno, I just think they're cute

#kirumi x miu #jason x caeneus #katarina x alan #katarina x sophie #arthur x azura #lancer artoria x romani #alongside sheba and da vinci of course #teddie x aigis #yosuke x labrys #booster gold x the timeline not resetting when he's got a chance to be happy for once #probably more that i can't name off the top of my head at this moment

[300iqprower]

I bet Medea and Jason have the best hate sex.

Jason: *claims Yes*

Medea: “he ran faster than Achilles when I offered, screaming about how I was gonna burn his dick off”

#everyone knows the real otp is Jason x Caeneus #fgo #fgo jason #fate medea #never thought i'd get an ask #this also just in general applies to #jason and the argonauts

[littlyon]

Godhunting with the Babes x John Mulaney

Callidora: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

Meredythe: Excuse me, I'm new in town, and it gets worse.

Amara: Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don't wanna walk into the ocean.

Kallos: My girlfriend's a female, and then I had all these friends that were female, so when I started dating her I thought, "Oh, great, they'll all get along." ...No.

Aegis: So you know how I'm filled with rage? I'm so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet for it, so...eggs.

The Fates: Strange, the passage of time.

Orpheus: My girlfriend's wonderful though. I listen to everything my girlfriend says.

Atalanta: Mr. Finch walked in, and he began the conversation the way anyone would: "AaaAAAHhhHH!"

Jason: Aaaaaaaaall right! I am too blessed to be stressed! Let's do it!

Caeneus: It's just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.

Circe: Why do people do that? People always shush animals - "Hey, shhhhh". They've never spoken.

Hades & Persephone: People especially don't want to do their jobs.

Poseidon: And everyone around town heard about it, and we all got up individually and thought, "Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place."

The Sirens: Shut up, you're all gonna die! Street smarts!

Eris: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

Hephaestus: I would always think to myself, how could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being? And then I got cheated on, and I was like, "Oh, OKAY."

Talos: The passwords have passed - you've correctly guessed - but now it's time for the robot test!

#original post #godhunting with the babes #amara #callidora #meredythe maegwund #kallos #aegis #not that i have tags for them yet but listen i'm sure i will