#jasper tag 👽

[noahtally-famous]

chref god bless 🙏

#when the guy who's watched only one season of td can sense the tension between those two #i mean tbvh you only need to watch like half a season to figure that out but still #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #td chref #td chris #td chef #kit stuff #noahtally-famous #total drama

[shadowsofstories]

blessing you with the picture i made for hurt people hurt people's playlist (which i will give you the link to when it's fully made)

SGDVSVSVSVS I CANT EVEN. ITS AMAZING

the editing is perfection. chris looks so happy considering he may or may not have committed arson (and no one’s surprised lmaoo)

truly a cursed yet blessed image

also how far are you with the playlist??? you’re killing me here with all this bait—first captain’s calling, now this 😭

#attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #answered #kit speaks

[noahtally-famous]

i have a stupid theory okay hear me out

you know how in percy jackson the gods took forms as mortals to go fuck around on earth

okay

you remember my post joking about chris being a chaos god

what i'm saying is either

the greek god khaos took on the form of chris mclean

or

demigod chris

and i don’t know which theory makes more sense

dhjkdfhkdfhkjfdh both are amazing but ngl the first one would be even more funny--like this god who gets sent down as a human and decides the best thing to do is make a bunch of teenagers suffer in the craziest ways-

#the stuff that runs around in your head is truly inspiring my dude #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #noahtally-famous #kit stuff #kit speaks #answered #total drama #td chris #chris mclean

[noahtally-famous]

can you yell at me to finish the prologue for hp?hp! because that would actually motivate me to write it

(yells at you nicely) GODDAMMIT JAS COME ON! FINISH THE GODDAMN PROLOGUE FOR HP?HP! SO I CAN FUCKING READ IT AND GUSH ABT HOW AMAZING IT IS BC IT'S DEF GONNA BE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PAST, LIKE, TWO MONTHS, DUDE, THIS IS SO UNCOOL

good enough? bc I can do more-

#kit speaks #noahtally-famous #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #answered

[noahtally-famous]

you absolutely don’t have to reply to this you can just delete it but i had a foolish headcanon and it’s very very cursed but i think it’s funny

chris watched little shop of horrors as a kid and that was his plant awakening which then led to whatever the fuck happened with the mutated plant-chris-abomination

(it is 10:14 pm and I’m trying to stop dreading class so this is what happens)

FHDJKFHFJKDH I stg seeing your asks and just your general thoughts are like getting whiplash, I love it and I will never delete them no matter how cursed they may be

(although I have heard some things abt it, I have not watched little shop of horrors so idk the full context behind his reasoning for his interest in larry; though based on the name, it makes sense that chris would check out smth like that 😭)

(hopefully your classes are going okay, dude!!)

#total drama #noahtally-famous #kit speaks #kit stuff #td chris #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #answered

[noahtally-famous]

what crimes has chris not committed (not related to the poll thing i just wanna know)

that…is a very good question (and one I cannot answer bc unfortunately I do not know)

#literally the fact that he went to jail is one of the TAMEST things abt him #total drama #kit speaks #noahtally-famous #kit stuff #td #td chris #chris mclean #attackjester #jasper tag 👽

[noahtally-famous]

i had a dream there was like

a total drama thing dedicated to science so there was only science related challenges

so this challenge was showing how bacteria spreads and one team was bacteria and one team was people that were supposed to get “infected”

and for some fucking reason. heather kept bringing up a nephew. i don’t know if she actually has one but like this “nephew” was on the other team and she was trying to prevent him from getting “infected” and she’d keep saying stuff like “oh there’s my nephew!” “guys, DON’T get my nephew” and going on and on and finally at one point i turn to her (because somehow I’m doing the challenge as well)

and i say and i quote, “heather, shut the fuck up” and she looked so angry i thought she was gonna murder dream-me

physically and mentally losing my mind over this, this is so fucking funny I'm-

"heather shut the fuck up" HFHKHGJ

(also no heather doesn't have a nephew as far as I know)

#so basically cops and robbers except ✨sciencey✨ #this is an example of some of the insane things you come up with /lh #kit speaks #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #answered

[noahtally-famous]

the first thing I see upon waking up is jas beefing with chris and honestly what a thing to wake up to

#I still remember certain parts of your rant and it still kills me everytime I do #i feel like this is gonna be a routine now and I’m ready for it #trust me dude it only gets worse from here #kit speaks #noahtally-famous #kit stuff #jasper tag 👽 #attackjester

[noahtally-famous]

mission to get jas to start watching total drama: successful--in fact, exceeding expectations

#his commentary of the episodes are hilarious and so amusing to read #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #noahtally-famous #total drama #td #also he refuses to believe chris is an actual canon character despite seeing him every other goddamn second #yeah jas im throwing you under the bus here sorry homie #kit speaks #kit stuff

[noahtally-famous]

you wanna know the hardest fucking thing about writing this fic

this character who has to go from like “that is deeply unpleasant and not accepted, my friend” to “not cool dudes”

and i am having such a hard time with it

Dgdgdgd oh rip 😭

might I suggest that he was originally like that but makes an effort to ‘sound more human’ and blend into society by trying out different slangs but none of them seem to work out or fit his vibe. And he’s just frustrated. Until a Particular Event happens and he just automatically says “not cool, dudes!” like it just slips out, and he’s like :0 ‘this is it. this shall be my line!’

#kit speaks #jasper tag 👽 #attackjester #answered

[shadowsofstories]

I just want you to know that I just sat through Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” and imagined an entire kilometers scenario from it

you cannot just say smth like that and leave me hanging

come on dude where’s the scenario???

#kit speaks #shadowsofstories #answered #attackjester #jack tag 👽 #oh wait I should prob change that #jasper tag 👽 #or would you prefer jas instead? #Kit stuff

[shadowsofstories]

helloooooo

so i found this song and it reminds me of you in the best way possible and i love it so i am asking you to listen to it

it is stories by lili furfaro and it is very good

fhdjlfjkhjfh I just checked it out and I love it sm!! is it crazy that just seeing its lyrics gives me inspiration to work on, like, any idea I have?

tysm for the song rec, my dude!

#answered #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #kit speaks #shadowsofstories

[shadowsofstories]

i am letting you know what little sanity i had remaining has left

I didn’t know like. half of the people on there i was going based on vibes alone but. ohhh my god. what the fuck. what the fuck

anyways I got a 36% and i hope your favorite snack is stale

HFJKLJKHFJKH this made me legit cackle on the bus, so thanks for that

I got 31% so whatever vibes you went for, it appears you have a better radar than I lmaooo

(apparently, I'm against the popular opinion for the voltron one 🤷‍♀️)

(though what I want to know is who are the gods among mortals who got 90-100%)

what the f u c k indeed

love you homie, glad I could be of assistance :]

and considering I'm having snacks while watching movies in like an hour, that's a pretty fucking terrifying threat-

#shadowsofstories #attackjester #jasper tag 👽 #answered

[shadowsofstories]

hi no monthly annoyance this time just know i love you :] /p

hdfjhdfh that's okay, dude, just take care of yourself! (I still have to take a look at your prev monthly annoyance anyway sorry 😭)

love you too!! /p

#answered #shadowsofstories #attackjester #jasper tag 👽

[shadowsofstories]

not a monthly annoyance but

us

OMFG I LOVE THAT SM it literally is, and it's adorable!!

brb saving it rn

(also I will respond to your 'monthly annoyance' in due time once college life stops fucking me up dw 😭)

#kit speaks #jasper tag 👽 #attackjester #answered

[shadowsofstories]

okay idk if the link i sent works so here it is again

if it doesn't work just look on my spotify profile for "aggeblah??"

no it doesn't work here, it says "error 404" hdjkfhk

but I do remember you sending the link via a reply to your prev ask so I'll check that out

if that doesn't work either, then I'll keep that in mind, ty! (also spectacular naming btw, truly captures the essence of the fic)

#jasper tag 👽 #attackjester #answered #kit speaks #shadowsofstories #with every ask abt hp? hp! i get i feel all the more curious and concerned for how my mental wellbeing will be like after dghkfh /hj