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deansmom · 2 years

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Thots/headcanons about Bucky Barnes I have that I eventually want to include in fics or write fics about them, but it’s taking me too long to get them down:

Yelena drags him to the shelter she got Fanny from and signs him up to volunteer with her and everybody’s all 😅 about him being there until they see him sitting in the kennel of the one dog they were sure they’d have to euthanize bc it’s so aggressive, and it’s snoozing away on Bucky’s lap while he reads his phone. The adoption coordinator is like “??? who even let you in here??” And Bucky’s just like “I did? Do you see this face?”

(This of course leads to him fostering the behavioral cases while they go through training and rehabilitation and Sam hates it, so much, but he’s never seen Bucky so grounded in himself outside of a fight as he is when he’s working with a dog. So like, Sam invests in a lot of bite work gear and they accidentally become Dog People and it’s awful but also, Sam does fundraisers for the shelter in his cap outfit every couple months. Steve teases Bucky endlessly, like he didn’t start a cat rescue with Peggy)

They end up with two dogs, a mastiff mix who was used in dog fights and a dumb as rocks malinois who wants to Fight everyone except Bucky, Sam, Athena and Alpine. The mal ADORES Cass and AJ. Sarah pretends not to be a dog person, but Bucky catches her napping on the couch with Athena when they visit one day. He has no idea how they fit up there.

Bucky only buys his personal hygiene stuff from places like LUSH because he can’t deal with the overly synthetic smells in mass produced stuff. He’s their favorite customer, and the staff at his local LUSH location always set aside the hypoallergenic or unscented stuff for him as it comes in.

Bucky doesn’t have a lot of actual food in his apartment before Sam moves in, he just kind of exists on meal replacement drinks and bars, adult lunchables from Costco, water and shitty beer. When Sam moves in there’s somebody around to nag him about eating real food somewhere in there at least, so Bucky spends a lot of time lost in the local Whole Foods (he prefers the farmers market, but they’re not like a regular store where he can just run to get milk or something). Somehow he’s friends with like, all of the early morning employees (he likes to go as soon as they open). He’s even helped move pallets for them before when their pallet Jack broke. Sam is perpetually confused any time he goes on errands with Bucky because everybody’s like “omg hey, here’s your stuff man :)” and Sam’s like “wtf people LIKE you??” “I’m a charming guy, Sam 😤”

The store manager at their local Costco still sets aside a whole pallet of the premade lunch meals that Bucky likes for him and calls him when it comes in. He’s a nice guy. Bucky brings him coffee when he goes. They’ve had lunch before.

What I’m getting at here is that Bucky is everybody’s favorite regular customer because he’s so quiet and he doesn’t cause a fuss and he offers to help them with stuff even though he doesn’t have to, and the cashier at the local pet store invites him to her knitting circle because she likes him that much.

(Bucky does not go, only because he doesn’t actually like her, but he debates showing up in the most flamboyant outfit he can throw together just to piss her off)

I know it’s fandom lore that Bucky likes Starbucks, but he’s absolutely a regular to the point that a quick run to Starbucks takes him thirty minutes because they’ve gotta catch him up on all the store gossip and tea. They know Bucky by name (even though he gets his coffee under JB) and they even comp his normal order on his birthday. Sam grumbles every time he goes to Bucky’s normal Starbucks and they’re like “oh hey Sam, where’s Bucky?” “Am I not enough for you?” Or when they’re fighting and the barista doesn’t look at him and his coffee cup says something like ‘apologize, you jerk’ on it and Sam jsut squawks “I am CAPTAIN AMERICA!!! Y’all can’t be mean to me wTF 😩”

Bucky, somehow, rarely has to pay for food because every family owned restaurant in a five stop subway radius adores him. He still insists and his tips are the cost of a meal plus tip, which frankly only endears him to them more. He gets into a screaming match with several elderly women in their native language because “just let me PAY YOU, DAMN IT” “YOU DARE INSULT ME LIKE THIS??” “I want you to stay in business!!” “Bring your friends! They pay!” “I don’t have any friends to bring!!!!” “🥺” “ah fuck”

Sam gets plenty of perks, don’t get me wrong. That man can walk into any Jewish deli in New York and get sent home with a free dessert. He gets preferential treatment at their favorite stores. Everybody’s nice to him because they know he’s Bucky’s Person. Sam alternates between being horrified and deeply amused that everyone loves him so much, because like - he gets it, but also, he’s taken.

#sambucky for ts //#marvel for ts //#personal #also I am trying to write the dog thing #i have more I just have to go walk my dog lmao

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universallyladybear · 6 years

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