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loveburrow · 21 days
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You’ve Got To Prove It To Me
Trigger Warnings: CNC (I guess?), pushing boundaries a little, throwing up, Joe being possessive/angry
Also just now realizing how long this is… sorry 😭
You and Joe had dated for four months before you decided to end things. His fame was just too much for you. The cameras any time you’d go out. The hate comments after he lost a game. Teenage girls judging your every move on tumblr and reddit. Joe was the love of your life, but you couldn’t be with him. He was a superstar and you were a regular girl who worked a regular job. The toll that those four months took on your mental health was something that would take you twice as long to recover from.
Joe loved you though. In fact, in those few short months he knew you were the love of his life too. You were the first girl he’d ever posted on social media. It was even his idea to hard launch you. He was so proud to be with you. You made him the happiest he had ever been. Joe’s not one to beg so when you told him you wanted to end things he let you go without a fight. He loved you so much that he ultimately wanted to see you be happy but he secretly felt so disrespected. So not good enough. So insecure. So embarrassed. He had everything: money, status, fame, an amazing NFL career, and everything that he had worked so hard for got in the way of the one thing he ever truly wanted. A girl like you to be with him. He would have traded it all for you and he hated that the fame ruined the best thing that had ever happened to him. He gave his full heart to you and you tore it apart. And he wasn’t happy about it.
But little did he know, you were heartbroken as well. So heartbroken that you reconnected with your ex just to feel something. And when all of those old feelings returned, a one night stand turned into a few nights of good old fashioned fucking no strings attached. Somewhere along the way you realized that you deserved more than a situationship. You missed Joe and you wanted him back but you knew he’d never take you. You decided to end things with your ex but not before your planned last night together.
Two months after the breakup when Joe got a random text from you, his heartbeat accelerated. Did you want him back? He sure hoped so but nothing could prepare him for what he saw when he opened the message. There were two photos. A sexy picture of you in beautiful lacy black lingerie and a mirror selfie of you topless. You looked stunning. And Joe was so hopeful until he read the message which said “Excited to see you tonight Hayes.” He blocked your number before throwing his phone at the wall. How dare you.
So a few weeks later when he ran into you at a mutual friend’s wedding, he was pissed. He never wanted to see you again if he couldn’t have you. When you saw that you were seated next to him at the wedding dinner, you couldn’t have been more elated. You planned to tell him how much you missed him, how you were sorry about the breakup, and how you wanted him back if he’d take you. When Joe saw that you were seated next to him at the wedding dinner, he was angry. He was so angry that his face was red as he sat down. Again, you looked stunning. You always did.
“Hey, Joe. How have you been? It’s so good to see you,” you smiled, trying to make a good impression. “I’ve been alright,” he replied, not making eye contact with you. He couldn’t. Your brown eyes had a way of melting him and he didn’t want you have that power over him. Not tonight. “Can we talk outside after this?” you asked kindly. His ears perked up. Did you want him back? “Sure,” he replied trying his best to keep it cool.
After a very awkward dinner, you two stepped outside for some air and a chat. “Joe, to be honest I’ve missed you so much these last few weeks. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me and I want to be your girl again. I’m so sorry for breaking up with you. You didn’t do anything wrong and you didn’t deserve that. You know that having all eyes on me was a lot but I’ll do it if that’s what it takes for us to be together,” you said.
“You know, I always thought you were way too good a girl to ever send nudes to someone. Let alone the first dude who asks,” he stated sternly. “Huh? What are you talking about? I didn’t send nudes to anyone,” you lied. You didn’t know what else to say and you felt embarrassed, realizing what you had done.
“You sent me nudes that were for Hayes after we broke up. So you’re the kind of girl who sends nudes to the first dude who asks. Did you fuck him?” he asked still trying to play it as cool as possible. “Yeah we had sex. I’m so sorry, Joe. It must have been an accident. I didn’t mean for you to ever see those,” you replied.
Joe leaned down closer to your ear and spoke softly but strongly. “(Y/N) I don’t share. You told me your pussy was mine and you gave it to someone else. He can have you,” Joe stated. “Joe, I’m sorry. I was just trying to rebound. You realize that ending things with you hurt me just as bad as it hurt you right?” you replied.
“Really, you had to delete our Instagram pictures after they had been up for weeks and a couple thousand people saw them on your private account. I had to delete them after millions of people saw them. Do you realize how embarrassing that was for me? Remind me never to post a girl on Instagram ever again. You left me lonely. You left me heartbroken. And then you gave your pussy to someone else. And you have the audacity to ask me to be with you again. I’m famous. Dating me comes with all of the things that you knew it would come with the first time so what do you think will be different now?” he asked.
“What’s different now is that I’ve lived life with you and I’ve lived life without you. Life is a beautiful and perfect chaos with you and it’s cloudy and calm and depressing without you. I’m so crazy in love with you, Joe. That never changed and after what went down between me and Hayes, I know it never will. I’ll do anything to be your girl again, Joe. What do you want me to do?” you asked.
No girl was going to embarrass Joe and leave him high and dry like you did and just win him back with a sexy red dress and a smile. He was going to make you earn it. He came closer to you and brushed your hair out of your face with his fingers. He cupped his hand under your chin forcing you to look up at him. “Are you still my good girl?” he asked. You looked him in the eyes and nodded. “Well if I’m going to take you back, you’re going to have to prove it to me okay?” he replied. You nodded again. “Meet me in room 617 at midnight. Wear something that shows me how much you love me.” he commanded before heading back inside.
At midnight on the dot, you knocked on his door wearing a lacy white lingerie set that Joe had bought you a while back. You had packed it hoping you’d end up in this situation. Joe opened the door and immediately took off the oversized t-shirt you were wearing along with your bra and panties and you two wanted no time getting started with a steamy make out session. His kisses were desperate and needy and aggressive. He’d been missing you and he thought he’d never get to kiss you again. But he also felt played by you. Since when does a girl think she can just break up with Joe Burrow? He had to show you who’s boss and he had to make sure you knew whose girl you were.
He sat down on the bed, his back against the headboard with you straddling his lap. You placed both hands on his cheeks and looked longingly into his baby blue eyes. You knew how possessive he was. You knew that if another guy looked in your direction for too long he had a problem. You knew that hooking up with another guy was like driving a knife right through Joe’s chest again and again and again. You never meant for him to find out but now that he knew, you felt awful. His eyes looked so hurt and betrayed.
“Your pussy isn’t mine anymore. You gave it away so you’re gonna have to give me something else that I can have,” Joe stated. “You can have any part of me, Joe. What part of me do you want? ” you replied. “You’re gonna have to give me your throat, okay?” he responded.
You were never the best at blowjobs and that’s something that you opened up to Joe about when you were together. Months ago, you told Joe how blowjobs always made you feel so vulnerable and used. It wasn’t your greatest strength as a girlfriend and one of your previous boyfriends wasn’t kind about it. You knew that Joe was testing you. He wanted to see how far you’d be willing to go for him. He had to make sure you’d do things for him that you wouldn’t do for any other guy. He’s possessive like that. He has to have a piece of you that no one else has. You could look in his eyes and listen to the tone of his voice and know that he was going to push you. But if that’s what it took to be Joe’s girl then he could push as far as he wanted. “It’s yours Joe,” you said.
“Has anyone ever been deep in your throat before?” he asked still holding eye contact with you. You looked so stunning in that set that he’d bought you. “I’ve blowed my boyfriends in the past. I told you that before,” you answered. “Has anyone been deep down your throat before? Have you even taken anyone’s cock all the way down?” he clarified. “No never,” you responded, starting to feel a bit anxious about what he wanted you to do.
“Okay that’s what you’re gonna have to do for me baby. You’re gonna have to give me your throat. You’re gonna have to take my cock all the way down, deeper than you’ve taken anyone else. I want the part of your throat that no one’s ever had and no one else will ever have but me if you run off again,” Joe explained. “Joe, I’m not going to run off again. I don’t know if I can do that. You know my gag reflex is so bad. I hate gagging,” you replied concerned about his request.
“If you want to be mine again you have to show me that you’re a good girl. And that you’re submissive like you’re supposed to be. And that you know who’s in control in this relationship,” he stated, clearly still hurt by you having the audacity to put on the pants in the relationship and break his heart.
“Joe, I don’t think it’s going to work. Like anatomically,” you said, the anxiety really starting to fill your chest. You were a very petite girl. 5’4 and thin. In fact, when you were together half of the comments you’d get were about you and Joey’s size difference. “If you’re my good girl, it’ll go down,” he replied. He could see the look of concern on your face. He knew what he was doing. He wanted you back but not before he punished you for leaving him. No one gets to treat Joe Burrow that way.
“How about we start with just my fingers? Would that be okay?” he asked. Joe loved you and even though he loves to act hard, he didn’t really want to hurt you. He just wanted to push your limits a bit and make you think about what you had done. “Yeah we can do that,” you hesitantly replied. “Before we do this, you know how much I love you right?” he asked tucking your hair behind your ears, your legs still on either side of this body, your breasts still dangerously close to his face. “I know, Joe,” you responded. “Good. You know how much I respect you right?” he asked. You nodded. “Good. So before we get started I need you to promise me that you won’t let me cross any boundaries that you have okay? Don’t let me hurt you. If it gets to be too much or you’re too uncomfortable you have to let me know. I don’t want to hurt you. I just want to have a little fun,” he explained.
“Okay I’ll let you know,” you said, your responses to his questions becoming shorter the more nervous you were feeling. “If it gets to be too much just flick me twice and I’ll stop whatever I’m doing right then and there okay? Promise me you won’t be scared to tap out,” he said. “I promise, Joe,” you replied.
With that, he had you turn around so you were sitting on his lap with your back against his chest, his back still against the headboard of the bed. “Go ahead and rest your head back on my shoulder baby. Just relax,” he instructed and you did as you were told.
“I’m just going to start with two fingers okay? If that’s too much let me know,” he said before giving you a tender loving kiss on the cheek. “Go ahead and open your mouth up for me. Stick out your tongue. Good girl,” he said as you followed his commands. He slowly ran two long fingers down the back of your mouth. You gagged. You hated gagging so your natural reflex was to grab Joe’s hand and pull it out of your mouth.
“You’ve got to let me in there baby. You’re gonna gag. It’s okay. It’s just your body’s natural reaction but you’re safe. I’m not going to let you choke. Do you trust me?” he asked. You trusted him so you nodded your head.
“Open up your mouth for me baby. Just relax. It’s okay if you gag,” he reassured. You did as you were told and Joe slid his two fingers toward the back of your mouth again. You gagged and Joe said “good girl,” before sliding his fingers deeper. You gagged again and Joe said “good girl” again before sliding his fingers in even further. This time your gags were mixed with coughing as your body tried to expel him. To your body, his fingers weren’t where they were supposed to be. Joe’s dick was getting harder with every sign of your discomfort. He held his fingers right where they were as you continued to cough and gag. “That’s it baby. I know baby. That’s pretty intense huh. Atta girl. Atta girl,” he praised you as you started to writhe in his lap, his fingers still pressing on a horrible spot in your throat. Finally you grabbed his hand again, pulling his fingers out of your mouth. He responded by giving you another kiss on the cheek. “Good job baby. Are you alright?” he checked in. You nodded but were feeling worried. How were you supposed to do this with something as big as Joe’s penis? You just knew that he was going to break you.
“Are you okay to keep going?” he asked. You said yes even though you were scared of what was to come. “That’s my good girl. Now we’re going to do what we just did but I’m going to push my cock down instead of my fingers. Is that okay?” he asked, making sure he had your consent. You said yes and his face lit up. He was so excited to get to use your throat. Partially because he’d always fantasized about you deepthroating him and partially because he knew you wouldn’t enjoy it. “Alright so I’m going to give you a little bit of control and let you pick the position since you’re being so good. Do you want to sit on your knees against the wall over there or do you want to lay on your back on the edge of the bed?” he offered. You had never tried to deepthroat before so you really didn’t know what to decide. You chose to play it safe and stick to the position that you give blows in. “I’ll get on my knees for you daddy,” you replied before kneeling down on the floor with your back to the wall. “Daddy? You’re really trying to get back on my good side huh,” he laughed. He loved to be called daddy back when you two were together.
“I’m going to put my hand back here behind your head to give you some support okay? You’re gonna have to open up as big as you can for me baby. Stick your tongue out. Just relax. Good girl,” Joe said as he placed one hand on the back of your head and used the other hand to guide his penis into your mouth. He went devastatingly slow, wanting you to feel the anticipation of how deep he was getting. Around four inches in, you started to gag. “Atta girl,” Joe praised continuing to push deeper until he hit a point where he couldn’t push down anymore. Your throat was too tight and your body wouldn’t let him down any further. Your body really wasn’t happy and you were gagging pretty badly. Instead of removing his penis from your mouth, he watched you gag and choke from above, loving the sound. You placed your hands on his thighs and pushed away from him but you were against a wall so there was really nowhere to escape. “That’s not the safeword baby,” Joe responded with a devious smirk on his face. He tried again to push deeper but your body wouldn’t let him and you couldn’t breathe. You continued to gag and choke. You felt scared so you started hitting his thighs. He only laughed. “Do you remember the safeword angel?” he asked starting to get only a little bit concerned.
He loved being in control like this. He wanted to push your limits and that’s exactly what he was doing. He looked down at you gagging and choking with tears streaming down your face and snot running from your nose. What a mess you were for him. What a mess you were for him and only for him. He pulled out a little but still kept his penis in your mouth, giving you a bit of a break but still causing you to gag. “Look at me baby. Do you remember the safeword?” he asked again. You looked up at him and made eye contact and shook your head no. He immediately pulled out and you gasped for air, heaving.
“My good girl never did have a good memory huh,” he joked still standing over you as you sat on the floor on your hands and knees, eyes watering and breathing heavily. He knelt down in front of you and tried to make eye contact with you, but you couldn’t stop looking at the ground. “Are you okay?” he asked. You didn’t respond. You just felt shitty. You wanted so badly to be Joe’s girl again but at what cost. You knew him so you knew that he wanted to get back at you for leaving him but this was a lot. This was really ínstense. When you didn’t respond, he quickly embraced you, pulling you tightly to his chest as you started to cry. “Shhh. Shhh. It’s okay my girl. It’s okay. You did so good for me baby. You did so good,” he praised you, holding you tightly and stroking his fingers through your hair. “Just breathe. Just breathe. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Good girl,” he calmed you. This was the Joe you were in love with. The Joe who was a safe place for you. The Joe who was always there to comfort you.
“Did I push you too far?” he asked. “Joe, I can’t do what you want me to do. It won’t go down,” you sniffled as he wiped the tears from your eyes. “It’ll go down baby. You just have to be a good girl and open up your pretty throat for me okay? You just have to relax and let me down there,” he reassured. “When you’ve caught your breath we can try again but you have to be a good girl for it to go down,” he stated. You wanted nothing more than to please him. You wanted nothing more than to be Joey’s good girl again. So you wiped your tears, got back on your knees, and said “I’m ready. Let’s try again.”
“That’s my girl. Sit up tall and proud for me baby. You have a beautiful chest. You should be so proud of it,” he instructed. You straightened your back and looked up at him. “There’s my girl. You should always be so proud of how sexy you are,” he complimented causing you to smile softly. It is pretty cool that the actual sexiest man on earth thinks that you’re sexy too. “Alright open your mouth, stick out your tongue, relax your throat. We’re gonna get it down this time but you’ve got to work with me,” he said before you did as you were told. He slid his cock into your mouth very slowly, paying close attention to your body language. He didn’t want to upset you. He only wanted to push you to a place that only he could push. It was an ego thing. Again, around four inches in you started to gag and you placed your hands on his thighs again, pushing hard. “Remember the safeword is flicking my leg two times baby. What you’re doing isn’t the safeword so I’m going to keep going,” he said, pushing down again on the spot that he couldn’t get past the first time. “Open your throat up baby. You have to let me down there if you want to me by girl,” he reminded as he attempted to push down your throat again.
You just couldn’t relax. And you didn’t understand how to “open your throat up.” All you could do was continue to push hard on his thighs and choke as he continued to push against the spot that was giving him trouble again and again and again. He had no remorse. He was getting off on the way you were struggling with him in your throat. His dick was so big that you physically couldn’t take it all. He was causing your body so much stress. And he loved every second of it. He continued to fuck your throat harder as you pushed against him with all of your strength. “Stop fighting with me. You’re only making it worse for yourself,” he said as he fucked your throat harder and faster. You continued to gag and started to feel your dinner coming up. You looked up at him in distress and moaned “mmm” with your hand on your stomach, trying to communicate that you were going to be sick. “Is that upsetting your stomach baby?” he asked smirking down at you. You looked up at him and nodded in between strokes and gags. “It’s okay baby. That’s just your body’s reaction,” he replied unconcerned. You couldn’t breathe again and started to cry. He was going to make you throw up wasn’t he. He wanted to punish you that badly. When he saw you start to cry and shake below him he pulled out. “Joe, I’m gonna be sick,” you exclaimed getting up to go to the bathroom.
“No (y/n). Get back on your knees. You’re not going to throw up,” he stated. “Yes I am, Joe,” you replied looking at him with concern. “My good girl isn’t going to throw up right now. She’s going to get back on her knees and we’re going to try this one last time. We’re going to try to get it to go down and if it doesn’t go then I’ll just have to take your sexy ass. How’s that sound?” he asked. He knew that you hated anal even more than you hated blowjobs. You felt trapped. You didn’t want him in your throat again and you didn’t want to leave his hotel room single. You just wanted Joe. You didn’t want what he wanted to do to you. You started to break down. You got on the floor on your knees again and cried. This was just too intense.
“I can’t do it, Joe. It won’t go down. I don’t know how to open up for you. I’m trying so hard,” you cried on the floor as he kneeled down to hold you to his chest again. “I know that you can do it baby. I believe in you. You’ve just got to relax,” he said. “We’re only going to try one last time okay? You know the safeword. Don’t be scared to use it if you need to,” he reminded you.
Again, you wiped your tears and kneeled down in front of Joe in all of his height and glory. He was so beautiful. You opened your mouth up for him and Joe entered you yet again, reaching the spot that he couldn’t get past causing you to gag. “Just relax baby. Just relax. Open up big for me. Big. Big. Big. As big as you can. There you go. There you go. That’s my good girl. That’s my good girl. A little more to go. A little more to go. You’ve got to take this last inch. You’re almost done baby. You’re almost done. That’s my girl. That’s my girl. That’s my good girl. Just stay there baby. Hold it down right there,” he talked you through as he was finally able to push himself all the way down your throat, your lips against his pelvis and balls. He watched you from above as you gagged and choked and cried the whole way down, pushing against him with your hands on his thighs yet again. He made you hold that position, his cock all the way down your throat for what felt like an eternity as you continued to choke and try to cough him up. He loved watching you struggle and writhe below him. He loved that he had the power to do that to your body. Only he had the power to do that to your body.
You placed a hand on your stomach and looked up at him your eyes pleading for him to release you as you could feel the vomit coming up. “Throw up all over my cock baby. I’m all yours and you’re all mine,” he instructed as he gently pumped his cock in and out of the deepest part of your throat. You hated every second of it. It was the worst feeling you had ever felt. Your body hated him being that deep in you. Your body wanted nothing more than to get him out. And it was so hard to fight your body’s natural responses to what he was doing. You had no choice but to vomit on him while he held his cock at the deepest part of your throat. “That’s a good girl. Make a mess on me baby. Good. Go ahead and empty your stomach on me baby. Good girl. Get it all out. You have me baby. You would do anything for me huh. I love you,” he said as you emptied your dinner all over his cock and the floor. You felt embarrassed and ashamed. He wanted to punish you and he had done it. You flicked his thigh twice and he immediately pulled out, knelt down in front of you and gave you sweet kisses all over your head. “I knew you could do it baby. I don’t ever want to hear you say you can’t do something again. You did so good for me. Your throat was good to me. So warm and tight. That’s my good girl,” he spoke, trying to comfort you. You had done it. You had won Joey back. You were his girl again… so you thought.
“Now you just have to do that one more time with no hands. Don’t touch me. Keep your hands off of me and just fully submit to me okay? And then we’ll be all done,” Joe explained. You wanted to cry again. You already did what he wanted and now he wanted more. He had already made a mess of you and he wanted to do it again. But you wanted nothing more than to be his girl so you replied, “Joe do you promise this is the last one that I have to do?” “Yes, baby if you do this one really well with no hands then we’ll be all done,” he reassured. “Okay Joe. I love you,” you said before kneeling in front of him yet again and opening up your mouth.
“You’ve got to open up as wide as you can baby. Good girl. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. Take it down. Take it down. All the way. More. More. More. A little bit more. Let me push the rest down baby, you’re so close to being done. Relax. Be a good girl for me. You’re so close baby. Almost done. Almost done. Good girl. Atta girl. I knew you could do it. Stay right there. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. We’re gonna hold it down there until I feel like you’ve learned your lesson,” he narrated. He pushed down with even less ease this time as your body was so tense at this point in the night. Once he got to that troublesome spot he had to push hard and of course it triggered your gag reflex again. It was so uncomfortable and your body tried to cough him up but there was no use. He fought against you and pushed himself all the way down again despite you clearly suffering below him. You just wanted to be finished so you didn’t fight him. You focused really hard on holding your hands behind your back and submitting to whatever he wanted to do to your body. You coughed and choked and gagged but you didn’t touch him and at that point you had earned him back. You proved to him that you would do anything for him and he could have any and every part of you that he wanted. You were Joey’s good girl.
You sat there with your lips on his pelvis and his cock stretching your throat out for what felt like forever. You became desperate for him to pull out but you didn’t want him to ask you to do this again. You wanted to fully satisfy him this time. “That’s my good girl you’re taking that Iike a champ. My strong girl. Keep holding it. Keep holding it. Keep holding it. Keep holding it,” he spoke, loving the sound of you choking. You began to cry and shake still holding your hands behind your back. “I’m gonna count down from ten okay and then I’ll pull out. 10…9…8…,” you started to hit his thighs, trying to tap out but forgetting your safe word again. He was counting so incredibly slowly. “7…6…,” he started to pump in and out of the deepest part of your throat again, making sure to enjoy the last of what he was getting you to do. “5…4… don’t touch me or we’ll have to start over” he reminded causing you to stop hitting him and to hold your hands behind your back again as you choked. “3…2…,” he began to face fuck you hard. You let out a soft scream (since you had a cock down your throat there wasn’t much else you could do to cope with the stress that Joey was putting your body through). He spent about a minute face fucking you until he was satisfied and felt like you had learned that no one breaks up with Joe Burrow. “1,” he ended the countdown and pulled out.
He picked you up and placed you on the bed before grabbing a towel from the bathroom to clean you up with. He gently wiped away all of the fluids that had come out of you (the tears, the snot, the saliva, the vomit) and gave you sweet kisses all over your body before climbing into bed to cuddle with you. “That’s my good girl. I love you so much. I didn’t push too far did I?” he asked. “No, Joey. I would do anything for you,” you replied. “A few paparazzi pictures and hate comments on instagram are gonna be a breeze now huh?” he chucked. You laughed as well. “I would do anything for you Joey,” you replied, smiling. “That’s my girl. I’m so proud that you’re my girl,” he said giving you soft kisses on the cheek and gently rubbing your stomach. “So will you put me back on your instagram?” you giggled. “Hell no,” he laughed.
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I’m low key fangirling over JB9. Who Dey Nation understands EXACTLY who I’m talking about 🔥🔥🔥
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Joey B Blurbs: Yogurt
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Summary: You leave Joe unattended for five minutes, and he thinks that your newly mixed homemade lotion is yogurt…
(Part One to - Part 2)
Warnings: Fluff
Pairing: Joe Burrow x reader
Imagine Universe: Into The Mystic
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*30 weeks pregnant*
Joe and I were at the beginning of getting ready for date night.
It was a pretty chill day at the house so far, we all slept in, had breakfast, and spent the day chilling on the couch.
Joe even tried to teach the twins how to play Super Smash Bros, but I intervened and shut that down pretty quickly.
Now, Joe and I were upstairs in our bathroom getting ready.
I just ironed Joe’s clothes, which I also picked out, and sent him to the bedroom to change while I used the bathroom.
In all honesty, I wasn't using the bathroom, I was setting up a prank.
After posting a couple of my pranks that I've done on Joe on TikTok as a Christmas present to his fangirls, a couple of the other WAGs have sent me ideas to try on him.
Tianna, Cody Ford’s GF, sent me this idea where the girl leaves an unmarked jar of seemingly yogurt out on the counter with a spoon inside of it, her boyfriend thinks it is yogurt and eats it.
Joe has always been one to steal a bite of my food when I wasn't watching, so I knew he'd take the bait.
After I was finished setting up the prank, I called Joe into the bathroom to see his outfit.
“Watcha think?” - Joe
“You look amazing. It's screaming dilf.” - you
“Yeah?” - Joe smirked
He reached out and grazed his fingertips over my bare bump.
It was a date night tradition for me to put my outfit on last. It would be revealed to Joe as he stood at the door, and I walked down the stairs to him.
So for now, I'd wear my undergarments and a robe, or when I'm pregnant, I'd opt for one of Joe’s t-shirts.
“Wait I need to go put some juice pouches in the fridge for the boys’ dinner later.” - you
My phone was already set up discretely in our heated towel rack, so when I left the room I hit the record button on my Apple Watch.
I actually did go downstairs and put juice pouches in the fridge like I said I would and came back upstairs to hear any reaction from Joe.
Just as I am striding into the bathroom, I hear a gagging sound.
Joe was under the faucet, frantically rinsing his mouth out.
“What happened?!” - you
He leaned up and wiped his mouth off with the towel above the toilet, giving me a stank face as he pointed to the jar of lotion.
“Whatever that is, is fucking disgusting.” - Joe
There was so much sassiness behind his tone that I couldn't help but bust out laughing.
“Probably because it's lotion, Joe.” - you
“Lotion?! I thought it was yogurt. It literally has a spoon in it!” - Joe
“That's because I just mixed it up.” - you
That's a lie, I squeezed it out of a bottle into a jar. 
“This is another prank, isn't it? Where's your phone at?!” - Joe
I pointed to the towel rack and Joe slowly rolled his head toward it.
When he saw it, his shoulders dropped defeatedly, and Joe let out a big sigh.
“I got you back.” - you singsonged
I poked him in the stomach repeatedly, and Joe didn't even move just shifted his eyes from the camera to me as he playfully glared.
“Bruh.” - Joe
Giggling as I hugged Joe against me, he patted my back dismissively. He was annoyed but wouldn't ignore my touch.
“You’re lucky I love you.” - Joe
“I know.” - you laughed
Joe ended up laughing with me before pressing a kiss on my forehead.
“Yay. More footage of me getting pranked my teammates are gonna shove in my face.” - Joe
“It’s okay, Joe, I'm sending their girls ideas to prank them too.” - you giggled
“That's my girl.” - Joe kissed your forehead again
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mamaestapa · 1 year
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For the blurb night, can you do smth related to the photos that came out today plz!!!
Media Day|| Joe Burrow x reader
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•pairing: Joe Burrow x reader
•summary: you’re out for brunch with your friends when the bengals drop the media day photos…
•warnings: allusions to sex, joes media day picture turns you on a lot
You were out enjoying a nice brunch at a cute little cafe in Cincinnati with Morgan and Holly when you got the notification on your phone: Cincinnati Bengals just made a new post
Today was the Bengals media day, meaning brand new season pictures would be taken and posted to social media today for the fans (and of course, fangirls) to enjoy. You were hoping this new post was a picture of your boyfriend, and it must have been your lucky day because the new post was indeed, a picture of Joe. You felt your cheeks heat up and your heart skip a beat as you looked at the picture the Bengals social media team had posted.
Joe was in his black game day jersey, which was your personal favorite of all of the uniforms the Bengals wore. Something about that black jersey just makes Joe look even hotter—which you didn’t think was possible. As if the uniform wasn’t hot enough, Joe was also wearing that headband he got since he started growing out his hair. The headband holding back his luscious dark blonde waves paired with the black game day attire had you going absolutely feral. He looked like a greek god. You didn’t think anybody was perfect, until you met Joe Burrow. In your eyes(and the girls of tumblr), Joe was absolutely perfect.
You liked the photo and turned your phone off, needing to compose yourself. As you were drooling over the picture the Bengals posted of Joe, Holly and Morgan were engaged in deep conversation. You tried to put your attention on them and listen to what your friends were talking about, but all you could think about was Joe and that photo…
That blonde hair and headband combo, all you wanted to do was run your finger through those waves…
Those muscular arms that Joe worked so hard to grow during the off-season, all you wanted to do was run your fingers over every bulging muscle and prominent vein…
Those plump, pink lips you loved so much, all you wanted to do was kiss them…
And those soft, veiny hands, all you wanted was for his skilled fingers to touch your most intimate places…
You let out a soft sigh, deciding you needed to speak with Joe. He needed to know the effect he had on you from just one single picture. You grabbed your purse and excused yourself from the table, heading to the bathroom to speak to your boyfriend. You locked the door and set your purse down the counter, pulling your phone out once again to call Joe. You pulled up his contact and pressed the call button, bringing your phone up to your ear. You leaned against the sink and bit your lip in anticipation. After the third ring, Joe picked up.
“Hey baby.” he greeted on the other end. “Hey Joey,” you said, “what are you doing right now?” You heard a door slam in the background and the sound of a car starting, “I’m on my way home, just got finished with pictures.”
You bit your lip as your mind wandered to the picture of Joe. So many nasty thoughts were filling your head at the moment as you spoke with Joe.
“Y/n?” Joe asked, “are you even listening to me?” You shook your head and cleared your throat, “Y-yeah. You were saying something about pictures.” Joe just chuckled, “You didn’t hear a thing I said.”
Joe was right. You didn’t hear him because you were too focused on other things that had to do with him…
“Did you see the pictures?” He questioned as he pulled out of the stadium. You hummed, “Mhm, I saw them.” You could hear the smirk in Joe’s voice as he said, “You like ‘em?” “Joe,” you began, “I loved them. I really mean it when I say you are the most perfect man on this planet.” Joe chuckled, “Yeah right.”
You shook your head as a sultry smile made its way onto your face, “No I’m serious. You looked so hot in that picture. All I could think about was how your hands would look touching me instead…” You heard Joe’s breath hitch on the other end, a smirk making its way onto your face. “You still at brunch?” he asked. You nodded, “In the bathroom of the cafe as we speak, talking to you and practically dripping at the thought of how you looked in that picture.”
Joe groaned as he stopped at a traffic light, “Meet me at home in ten.” You smiled triumphantly, “Will do. Keep the headband on for me.” You could hear the smirk in his voice as he responded, “Yes ma’am.”
The two of you exchanged a couple more words before you hung up. You walked out of the bathroom and back to the table, letting the girls know that you were leaving. You told them that Joe had gotten sick and he needed you to bring him some gatorade. They were both very understanding, telling you to go home and take care of Joe. The three of you could always go out to brunch together another time. You thanked Morgan and Holly and left the cafe in a hurry, ready to get home to Joe.
You were definitely getting lucky today, multiple times at that, all because of some silly social media post. But you (and Joe) weren’t complaining at all…
hi loves!
so this is my first joe blurb, i hope you all like it! it’s a lot shorter than what i usually write, so it may be a little MEH
i’ll be posting one or two more blurbs tonight for all of you, so stay tuned! i’ve gotten a lot of blurb ideas today, so i won’t be doing all of them tonight. i’ll split them up and do some tonight and the rest another night ;)
i would love to do a night every week just dedicated to writing some short imagines if you’re all interested in that. i was thinking every friday, saturday, or sunday night. let me know which night works best for you if a blurb night is something you’re interested in!🤍
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tigertales9 · 1 year
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Who's the Boss?
Pairing: Joe Burrow x Reader
Warnings: 18+ / Smut
Description: This is a short, porny nugget inspired by media day.
Time/Place: 6/12/23 - Cincinnati, Ohio
Edit: Added a link to the pic that inspired this - So Damn Hot
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You take a deep breath and throw a side-eye at your phone when it chimes with yet another text about your "hot ass" man.
Your cousin and your best friend are getting a kick out of Bengals media day, and they're blowing your phone up sharing lewd comments from fangirls and guys about Joe's new pics and vids.
You laugh it off for a bit before getting annoyed at a particularly raunchy comment. You don't blame folks for thirsting after your man -- his media day pic was hot as hell -- but you're not in the mood to read the OTT nastiness. Plus, you know there's plenty of comments saying you're not good enough for Joe, that he can do so much better. You roll your shoulders to ease some tension. "At least my friends have the good sense not to send me those," you mutter.
You eventually turn your phone off and start dinner prep, chewing hard on your lip when you hear the garage door open. A minute later Joe strides into the kitchen looking like walking sex, his tousled curls tumbling over his headband and his big smile almost painful for you to look at.
"Hey, babe," he says, walking up behind you to kiss your neck as you dice tomatoes for a salad. "Hey," you mumble, flinching slightly when his lips touch your neck. "What is it?" he asks, reading your body language effortlessly. "Nothing," you lie, shrugging him off before snatching a dish out of the oven. "Dinner's almost ready," you whisper, avoiding eye contact. "Sit down."
He watches you closely for several heartbeats before doing your bidding. You serve dinner, picking at your portion while Joe scarfs his down, talking about offensive schemes and how he dominated in ping-pong, never one time mentioning media day.
When he finally scrapes the last morsel of food off of his plate you hop up and grab it, hurrying to the sink to rinse your plates and shove them in the dishwasher. "Let me help," he protests, his brow furrowing when you wave him off. "I got this," you state. He watches you for several seconds before responding. "What's wrong?" he asks, stepping forward to place his hand on the small of your back; you react like you've been tasered, flinching away from his touch. "Leave me alone, please," you mumble, quickly closing the dishwasher before heading for the stairs.
Twenty minutes later you're immersed in a tub full of bubbles, simultaneously feeling sorry for yourself and feeling stupid for overreacting. You close your eyes and try to relax, your entire body going stiff when Joe knocks on the door. "Go away," you mutter, sinking farther into the bubbles when Joe walks into the room.
"Okay, listen," he sighs, walking toward you and dropping down on his knees alongside the tub. "I checked the calendar and it's not your period, so what is it?" he asks, his brow furrowed and his pretty eyes filled with apprehension.
"Are you saying I act like an emo asshole when I'm on my period?"
"No, of course not. I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong."
You shake your head. "It's stupid," you mumble.
"Tell me."
You shake your head again.
"Tell me, please," he begs, his earnest expression making you weak.
"Media day," you croak, making a face before squeezing your eyes shut.
"Oh."
"Yeah," you grumble, opening your eyes and hitting him with a direct glare. "90 percent of the viewing public wants to fuck you, and they like to describe it in lurid detail."
He swallows hard and scoots closer to the tub, looming over you. "You know I don't care about shit like that. You're the only one I want."
You roll your eyes and sink father into the bubbles, gasping when he reaches into the tub and easily scoops you out.
"Don't roll your eyes at me, woman" he mutters, striding into the bedroom and dropping you in the middle of the king-sized bed, a few bubbles flying as he strips naked before crawling on top of you. "You want this?" he purrs, his icy blue eyes going dark as he settles between your thighs, muscles rippling as he spreads your legs with his broad shoulders.
He holds himself still while waiting for your reply. "Yeah, I want it," you finally admit, fisting a hand in his dirty-blonde curls as he slides his tongue inside you. He tongue-fucks you for several minutes before raising his head to make eye contact; he gives you a feral smile while sucking your essence off of his lips as he slides his agile fingers inside you, slowly pumping them while dropping back down to suck your clit. "Don't stop!" you whimper, pulling his hair as your climax hits.
You're still catching your breath when you feel his erection at your entrance; he leans down and you bite his shoulder as he buries his cock inside you, both of you moaning when he bottoms out. You wrap your legs around his waist as he hits a steady rhythm, his groan vibrating against your lips as you scratch your nails up the muscular expanse of his back. He nips your bottom lip before locking eyes with you. "You're not allowed to read those damn comments anymore. Got it?"
"Not allowed?" you snort, biting your lip when he buries his cock to the hilt, grinding his hips in a way that causes your core to contract. "Not. Fucking. Allowed." he grits out, narrowing his eyes when you laugh. "I'll do what I damn. well. please." you state, a squeal escaping your lips when he abruptly pulls out and flips you onto your stomach, one big hand connecting with your ass hard enough to make you gasp. "The correct response is yes, sir," he purrs, caressing your stinging buttcheek before continuing. "Let me hear you say it."
"Yes, sir, I'll do what I damn. well. please." you sass, hissing as he smacks your ass in the exact same spot before pulling you up onto your knees. You arch your back and wiggle your hips, moaning when you feel him drag the tip of his cock through your slick folds. "Fuck me hard," you whisper, fisting your hands in the sheets in anticipation. "Not until you say what I wanna hear," he teases, dipping the plump head of his cock just inside before pulling out. "Fine, I'll do it myself," you grumble, reaching down to slide two fingers into your wet heat.
There's silence for several heartbeats as he watches you finger yourself. "You gonna be stubborn, huh?" he finally asks, his voice thick with arousal as you pick up the pace, grinding your hips and moaning against the mattress. "Fuck," he mutters, leaning down to lick your fingers as they slide in and out. "You gonna say what I wanna hear?" he asks, pulling your fingers out and replacing them with his tongue. "No, sir" you whisper, holding your breath when he removes his tongue from your aching core. You're desperate to feel him deep inside you, but there's no way you're gonna give in and he knows it.
"Stubborn as hell," he growls, smacking your ass and burying his cock to the hilt, both of you groaning when your core contracts hard at the sudden intrusion. He waits two heartbeats before starting to thrust, impaling you on his thick cock over and over as you writhe beneath him, a steady stream of whimpers and moans spilling from your lips. "You better be glad I'm weak as fuck when it comes to your tight little cunt," he grits out between thrusts, his deep voice and soft grunts sending a sizzle of heat down your spine.
You let out a whine when he reaches a hand around to play with your swollen clit. "Feel good?" he asks, pounding into you with a force that takes your breath away. Your only response is a primal groan as he expertly handles you, his limber fingers and thick cock working together to push your body to the limit, the pressure quickly building in your core as you dig your fingers into the mattress. "Don't … stop," you manage to whisper, screaming into the mattress as your climax hits; he follows you over the edge several heartbeats later, hissing in pleasure as your spasming core milks him dry.
You eventually collapse in a sweaty, heaving pile, both of you gasping for breath as Joe rolls off of you. Several minutes later -- after your heart rate and breathing have somewhat returned to normal -- Joe eases off the bed and heads to the bathroom, emerging with a warm, damp cloth to clean you up. You roll onto your back, smiling at Joe when he crawls back into bed, pushing up onto an arm to look down at you. "You were never giving in, right?" he asks.
"Never," you agree.
"You like a little power play, don't you?" he teases. "Like to show me who's boss?"
"Yeah, I like it," you smirk. "And from the sounds you were making during that climax," you give him a dirty wink. "You like it too."
"Guilty," he laughs, leaning down to kiss you before rolling onto his back, both of you watching the ceiling fan spin lazily overhead for a few minutes before he speaks up. "I'm gonna take a nap."
"Me too," you sigh, yawning as he reaches down and grabs the sheet, pulling it over both of you. "Babe?" you whisper.
"Hmmm?"
"I can't wait until media day next year," you confess.
"Me neither," he growls, throwing a big arm around you to pull you against his chest, the sound of your shared laughter echoing off the walls for a bit before you quiet down, your breathing synching up as y'all drift off to sleep.
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burrowsembers · 1 year
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Started this and then gave up..
Burnt Out Embers
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Content warnings:football violence,language,adult themes,mentions of military and legacies,stalking and fangirls,violence,ptsd,trauma
Summary:When secrets spread that the quarter back to the Cincinnati Bengals has a girlfriend,leaves the man himself to deal with stalking and fans,an more interviews then ever.
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Let me tell you something you already know,the world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.It’s a mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are,it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently,you me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life but it’s ain’t about how hard you hit,it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward,that’s how winning is done.
When Joe burrow woke up in the morning in the mix of the day that would be filled with clouds over taking the sky as the sun just started to peak its way out,he found his phone was blown up with texts from his team mates and messages flooding his Instagram.
Joe loved keeping his personal life,personal.He didn’t feel the need to post it to validate the reality of what was going on to make the situation anymore real.
Comments and messages flew in about the speculation that he was seeing someone when a fan found a picture of him talking to a girl with his arm wrapped around them,with comments about girls wishing it was them.
Joe sighed quietly as he sat his phone back down on his nightstand along his side of the bed,as he got up putting a shirt on that matched with a pair of black jeans as he walked out to see his girlfriend sitting at the kitchen counter lost in her own thoughts looking at the bottom of her glass.
He knew more then anyone you had no clue as to what was going on,after you got back you never found yourself to be the one to get in to social media.
“Hey babe” joe spoke softly as his voice was gruffly in the morning smiling as he saw you slowly look up at him pulling out of whatever deep thoughts you had been in.
“Morning” he watched as you smiled getting up to hug him as his arms gently wrapped around you pulling you closer to him as he kissed you.
“I got some team interviews later but when I get back from that you wanna go out with the team and me to the bar or something I have no clue yet” joe chuckled quietly watching as you nodded and made your way to the bedroom to change before he had got his shoes on and headed out to meet the rest of the team for the interviews before one of their biggest games this season.
Joe sat down behind a table with a black cloth as bright lights shined on him as well as cameras and microphones as everyone’s questions were coming at the bengals team.
“What are your feelings and thoughts on the biggest game of your guys season next week?” One of the questions came in as joe found himself tilting his head and giving into the trill to get everyone excited.
“This is our game,and they better come to play” joe smirked as questions kept coming to his other teammates as well before Joe knew it would come sooner then later.
“There’s speculation going around that your a taken man is this correct?” A younger interview asked him as his hand covered his mouth for a moment before it fell down to his lap.
“There’s a difference between quarter back Joe burrow as you guys know and me,I love to keep my personal life off of social media an only out the business side to me out there but yes I am in a very happy and healthy relationship with a girl I truly love.”
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sportsball-and-puck · 2 years
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I keep missing sports games and not talking about this cause I keep doing things like learning to ice skate and socializing. Ew. But I see a ton of NHL fans on here discovering that there are hot NFL players, and I’m just like “Yup, you guys have been missing out.” Except most of them are Joe Burrow fans? I guess? There’s more than him, trust me. Like Justin Herbert. Or Josh Allen. Or Trevor Lawrence. Or... look I could be here for days, football teams are huge.  Also, football pants>>>hockey pants, just sayin. Not even a debate there.
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andielion · 2 years
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Now folks on this website seem pretty unimpressed with the outcome of this game, but I, an Aaron Donald truther,
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loveburrow · 4 years
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Protective (1-10)
Joe is a solid 9 on the protectiveness scale. 
-You are the most important thing in the world to him and he refuses to let anyone come close to hurting you
-If he even sees another guy look in your direction for too long, he has a problem
-Always has his arm around you when you two are in public
-Makes an effort to delete any negative comments about you on his social media before you see them
-Always has to know where you’ll be, who you’ll be with, and when you’ll be back and if you’re more than ten minutes late, he’ll blow up your phone until you answer
-Asks you if he’s hurting you during sex (if you say yes, he stops what he’s doing immediately, apologizes, and asks what you need)
-Makes an effort to get to know your friends so he can make sure that they’re good people
-If he has a bad feeling about someone, he’ll always let you know
-Never lets you do any heavy lifting around the house to make sure that you don’t get hurt
-Always walks on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
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everybodyscupoftea · 4 years
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let’s pretend you are the bachelorette, chose 10 men/women you would date in you season. they can be fictional or real💛
oh to be the center of attention 😌
1. joe burrow. that man. i follow the bengals on tiktok for him
2. florence pugh’s amy march. an absolute queen
3. my age edmund pevensie. elite redemption arc. i love that man, my first book crush
4. owen joyner. no cap i want to marry that man yesterday
5. marty mcfly. he is my ideal man in looks, interests, style. i love him
6. annabeth chase. so intelligent and she could definitely crush me. my first girl book crush
7. jack o’callahan from miracle. his accent, his hockey, his hair *chefs kiss*
8. levi from fangirl. i think he’d do an excellent job at getting me out of my shell, very creative
9. mallory pugh. um i love her. my closeted high school soccer self would cry
10. steve harrington. total himbo but very respectful. also very much my type - similar to marty i feel like
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Naming Rites by Gary Boelhower Blog Tour
Title: Naming Rites
Author: Gary Boelhower
Release Date: May 16th 2017
Genre: Poetry
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Gary Boelhower’s third collection of poems explores the ways we are named and branded with multiple identities, a clay vessel molded and imprinted from the inside and the outside by those who know us or think they do, by wounds, worries, stones, and nicknames, by place and absence, by teachers and traitors. Boelhower dares to name the body’s blows and pleasures and how they are celebrated in solitude and connection. His language soars with ecstasy and burrows into hidden places in the soul. His lyrics tell how the world’s pain lodges in the cells and how the fragrance of summer stars opens an aperture to healing. Boelhower is winner of the Foley Prize from America and the Midwest Book Award for his second collection Marrow, Muscle, Flight.
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Naming Rites is such a generous collection it offers both blessings and confessions, dirt and bread, miracles and explosions, cruelty and mercy, great blue herons who resemble monks and blue jays clowning around, a lover's tender touch and the horrors of the nightly news. In second grade, Gary Boelhower admits, he won 'the glow-in-the-dark statue of Mary,' and his religious drive, now mature, is still alive in these poems. They aim for (and often achieve) not just a personal record but transubstantiation, transforming experience into wisdom, fear into freedom, language into song. Naming Rites is the autobiography of a soul, reaching out beyond the boundaries of the self. Bart Sutter, author of Cow Calls in Dalarna and Chester Creek Ravine: Haiku
Gary Boelhower's poems resist convention and confinement even as they speak deeply of and from history, family, and community. The persona names and narrates himself into being as he chronicles profound and tender encounters as well as 'tectonic shifts and betrayals.' Software engineers meditate, children go hungry, and faith is lost and reconfigured. 'Let me not forget to be what I have spoken,' Boelhower reminds himself and his readers. Naming Rites is an important and sustaining book for our times, with its 'cadence that calls us into the streets with voices/of protest and hope.' Julie Gard, author of Home Studies
EXCERPT
IN THE SILENCE
footsteps crunch on the cold snow
heaven’s full of falling mercy
the big arms of the pine
spread in prayer shawled in white
the whole everyday machine muffled
if everyone could say their name
in such silence we might hear
each one might send their small swirl
of hopes and prayers
spiraling out like sufi robes
in the dervish dance
and we might all
hear each other’s hands rise up
and we would know the one world’s song
all our rituals are attempts at listening
all our songs a preparation
for emptiness when our words
have all fallen away because we know
we are all whirling together
wherever you are however you do it
notice how we are all whirling together
in the great round dance
on this tiny rock with fire in its soul
through the grand galaxies
spinning with mercy and wonder
Author Bio
Gary Boelhower’s poetry has been published in many anthologies and journals. His second collection of poems published in 2011, Marrow, Muscle, Flight won the Midwest Book Award. He was awarded the Foley Prize in poetry from America magazine in 2012 and a career development grant from the Arrowhead Regional Arts Council in 2010. His recent nonfiction books include Choose Wisely: Practical Insights from Spiritual Traditions, and Mountain 10: Climbing the Labyrinth Within,(co-authored with Joe Miguez and Tricia Pearce). His third collection of poems, Naming Rites, was published in April by Holy Cow! Press. Gary teaches courses in spirituality, ethics and leadership at The College of St. Scholastica where he is a professor in the Theology and Religious Studies Department.
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