#kokichi is a delightful lil menace and I am always thrilled to receive him!! ;w;

[howthesleeplesswander]

“Hey, Doc! Hey, hey, did you know—? Didja know? They sell shirts that cover your entire torso...? (◕ ᄋ ◕) It's a thing! It's real. You can totally get one!”

Seemingly infinite energy falters, however. And Kokichi's feet flatten back to the ground after a fit of bouncing. He cocks his head as he looks the doctor up and down, expression twisting into a good show of pity.

“Aw, wait~ No, you're right; that's, like, sooooo rude of me.”

Within an over-dramatized pout, “It's because you can't afford an entire shirt, isn't it?”

// Baizhu won the roulette spin of "who will kokichi bother this time" and I apologize 😔

Answered! || @falsiliar || ((asdflkdsj i'M LAUGHING SO HARD, KOKICHI PLZ X'DD))

"Who is this rude little child?" Changsheng hissed from her perch on his shoulder. Her unblinking eyes narrowed and her coils twitched in agitation, but Baizhu's chuckle eased the tension.

"Now now, what if he's here as a patient? Don't say anything unprofessional." Meeting their guest's dramatic pout with amusement, Baizhu noted both a lack of any obvious injuries as well as the fact that he couldn't recall seeing him around the harbor before.

"And as for you: haven't your parents ever taught you that it's risky to disrespect the person giving you medical care?" With a shake of his head, the doctor's attention returned to the list he held, continuing to take inventory of the pharmacy's shelves. "If you're only here to entertain yourself with childish insults, however, I'm afraid I don't have the time to spare."

Dismissive fingers fluttered briefly in the child's direction. "Run along and find someone else to pick on."

#falsiliar #《⭒✩⭒ || interaction: mortally coiled (baizhu) 》 #《⭒✩⭒ || answered ask 》 #KOKICHI IS ALWAYS WELCOME IN HIS HOUSE #HE WILL NEVER NOT BE MET WITH OPEN ARMS ;3;/ no apologies needed! #even when he's being needlessly mean asldjfkd I CAN'T I'M CACKLING #you should've seen baizhu's face in my headspace when this popped up in my inbox #he was like that meme of the girl with the microphone askjfd startled and confused but then quickly amused X'D #but YES plz let kokichi dunk on all my kiddos I welcome it #just like you welcome people bothering kaz bc it's deserved and hilarious XD #kokichi is a delightful lil menace and I am always thrilled to receive him!! ;w;/ #tysm for sending this in darling! uwu