i was tagged by @ashapyke, thank u, i will use this honour for evil.
top 5 male characters tag
(im gonna choose randomly from my ever-growing list of like 100000 but ok, i swear i can name like a 100 more and give full reasons why they deserve to be on this list but ill be calm for now)
jon snow (a song of ice and fire - grrm), he’s just !!! jon!! he’s my son, he’s always having a bad time but somehow is always able to snap back at older white men like god intended for us to do. his scratched up face, pet wolf DIREWOLF, and the fact that he’s always like, wow i love this girl with her crooked teeth and red hair and then he’s like wow i love this boy with raven ringlets. SON IS BI and we’re so proud of him for (barely) thriving and dying. a kid with daddy issues, mummy issues, 👏🏽queer issues. 👏🏽responsibilities. give him a break pls just for a sec.
jake peralta (brooklyn nine-nine), i dont even have to explain why i love this man. he’s hilarious, played by andy samberg, a feminist, most likely bi, in love with his wife, has adorable curls. A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND
harry potter, the hilarity of this boy “i wonder what it’s like having a difficult life” STOP!! not to mention all the conversations he has with hedwig during his downtime “who am i hedwig, what am i?”. apparently my sons are all just tired™ and want things to go well so that they can have time with the girl/guy they like.
james potter, i cant not mention him, like that’s my dad, that’s the love of my life, we barely got enough about him but we all know the hilarity behind the man (pls read the harry potter prequel i beg u). i take fanfics i found years ago on ffn as reasons why i love him, (and sirius whom is also on my list but not this one in particular cause i dont have space to go on about why i relate to him). if i even begin to mention lily as well i won't stop so lets stop right there.
stefan salvatore (the vampire diaries), my og, the love of my life, the man who deserved so much more throughout his life. i cannot begin to explain how much i feeeeeel for this man. not to mention that paul wesley is hot and i would most definitely sit on his face and let the razor burns cut up my thighs. what do you say about someone who deserved the world and got everything taken away from him just because he didn't want his brother to die?
michael moscovitz (the princess diaries), ok i know it says five but fr, this boy,,,, my og boy crush. HOW WAS HE SO PERFECT HUH? him and mia were so IN LOVE. remember when he tutored her in algebra cause he had a crush on her??? when he created a game at the fair just so he could quote stupid rhymes back at her??? when he WENT AND BECAME A BILLIONAIRE (millionaire?) JUST TO BE WORTHY OF HER.ok gtg and cry cause i also want someone who smells like soap.
(honourable mentions -- robb stark, jaime lannister, gendry waters, klaus and elijah mikaelson, ron weasley, sirius black, remus lupin, theon greyjoy, ned stark, peeta mellark... wow i cant stop myself i keep thinking of more.)
honourable mentions 2.0 since i cant help myself either im gonna go ahead an list 3 female characters i love but are in no particular order cause there are also like 10000 other of my women that i would die for
arya stark (a song of ice and fire), ofc NO EXPLANATION NEEDED SHES MY DAUGHTER, brienne, she’s just IM IN LOVE WITH MY SER, MY LADY, lily evans (harry potter), that’s my mother , catelyn tully (a song of ice and fire), my other red headed mother , fleur delacour (harry potter), i was and always will be in lovewher, minerva mcgonagall, joanna mason (thg) must i really explain? bruh imma stop myself right there before i drown.
im tagging @yanak324, @frankcastle, @harrenhollaback, @ollie-19, @livhatesolives
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Discord pt 100
[Date: 20/03, 7:45 PM GMT - 20/03, 8:49 PM GMT]
[Prior to the below conversation, Mona and Marcus briefly discuss how Maxwell had said that Fetch was supposed to be returning home this day. Even if it wasn’t the Fetch they knew, Mona said that he’d still have to take a bath when he got home.]
Little-K1ng: “i.. kind of dont want to think about it until it happens, yknow?
speaking of max, did you see??
im so proud of him, he left and didnt feel like he had to tell me why”
marcus...?: “Oh! Progress!!”
Little-K1ng: “of course i saw the post, hes waiting for fetch. but i think he also needed something from that place he was staying at? im just hopeful for him
im glad hes feeling confident after all this”
marcus...?: “Me too
He seemed...less stressed”
Little-K1ng: “yeah !!
but honestly, so do you”
marcus...?: “Do I?”
Little-K1ng: “yeah, just a bit
you know i still support you, right?”
marcus...?: “...”
Little-K1ng: “just like how i support max taking off his necklace, i support you being yourself
whatever that means to you”
donti: “. its up to you, marcus.”
marcus...?: “...”
Little-K1ng: “or viscount, if you like”
Little-K1ng: “do you want me to be honest?”
marcus...?: “Please”
Little-K1ng: “i know i havent done that much lately
i dont.... i dont really think you've been "marcus" this whole time. i believe thats who you were before crown, but i dont think you ever really fell out of the Family, so to speak
and im fine with that”
marcus...?: “...you are?”
llyr (they/them): “uhm, i hate to interrupt, but i think knight has max?”
donti: “WHAT”
Little-K1ng: “WH
okay,, uh”
donti: “NOT GOOD”
[marcus...?: “...you are?”]
Little-K1ng: “yes i am
but also”
llyr (they/them): “max said he was going to go outside and now knight said “he has the third””
Little-K1ng: “HHHH”
donti: “hey hey uh. this is.. not ideal but. we can. work through this.
do you know. wher ethey are OH WAIT BARONESS IS WHAT
baroness is taking max.
but fetch looks to be coming back.”
llyr (they/them): “... 3:
... shit.”
donti: “"shit" indeed.”
Little-K1ng: “I.....”
donti: “mona?”
Little-K1ng: “christ”
donti: “marcus.. or veyecount?”
Little-K1ng: “i cant even go get him,
i thought he was on his way back i...”
marcus...?: “...max isnt.. coming back”
donti: “no..
unless you want to try to catch baroness.
fetch can hear the music.”
marcus...?: “What music?”
donti: “. the music crown plays.
to get him to sleep. or be taken.”
marcus...?: “...oh”
donti: “. if he resists it his nose starts bleeding. its not good.”
Jack the Observer: “Fetch is making his way back to the house.
at least.”
marcus...?: “That’s good”
llyr (they/them): “there’s nothing we can do at this point, is there?”
Jack the Observer: “no.”
marcus...?: “...Mona?”
Little-K1ng: “im just.....
i guess... im running a warm bath, do you want to put on some coffee? if fetch shows up, hes going to be exhausted. if knight shows up, hes going to appreciate the effort”
marcus...?: “....yeah I can do that”
Little-K1ng: “.....brew it strong
ill need some too, i have a migraine coming on”
marcus...?: “Got it”
donti: “. guys.
fetch isnt doing. too well.”
llyr (they/them): “...”
marcus...?: “I can see that, try not to stress Mona out any more than she already is please”
donti: “alright.”
Little-K1ng: “marcus, can i check your laurel? just to see if anything else has happened to it”
marcus...?: “Uh..yeah sure”
Little-K1ng: “hm.. the flowers are pretty and blooming well, but no new changes”
marcus...?: “...can I check for you?”
Jack the Observer: “well. we can see how Mona is doing. how about you, viscount?”
marcus...?: “I’m alright”
arc: “is there anything you need from us at the moment bud?”
marcus...?: “I’m fine, Mona is stressed”
Jack the Observer 👁: “it would be understandable if you were also stressed, viscount.
after all, you are familiar with both Fetch and Knight.”
marcus...?: “I’m....not stressed exactly
Anxious maybe”
[marcus...?: “...can I check for you?”]
Little-K1ng: “...please”
marcus...?: “....
Nothing
No bumps
Your skins red but you said you’d been pulling on your hair”
Jack the Observer: “it's the twentieth.”
Little-K1ng: “yeah... been constantly checking and its actually kinda hurting from that”
Jack the Observer: “that would imply that she is not, in fact the fourth.
...”
Little-K1ng: “but only from that, nothing on the skin”
Jack the Observer: “so who is?”
Little-K1ng: “im.... i just....ii j ust ,,”
llyr (they/them): “wasn’t baroness’s a spontaneous growth?”
Jack the Observer: “not really. she had a unusual headache and illness for days before.”
Little-K1ng: “i dd o nt knn ow”
donti: “ah. mona.”
marcus...?: “Hey hey hey Mona it’s okay”
Little-K1ng: “h h ow amd i gg oi ng to kee p d oi ng this”
Little-K1ng: “eever yy FUCKING time,,”
donti: “breathe..”
Jack the Observer: “calm yourself.
fetch is here
is fetch there, mona”
donti: “fetch!”
Little-K1ng: “hh es ??
wha t?
oh
oh i hear footsteps on the porch”
Jack the Observer: “calm yourself. go to fetch.”
Little-K1ng: “I”
marcus...?: “ow”
Little-K1ng: “WOAH okay”
. . .: “ ...”
Little-K1ng: “FETCH?”
marcus...?: “Did you have to slam the door??”
. . .: “............”
marcus...?: “Holy shit”
. . .: “...”
Jack the Observer: “viscount, what's happening.”
donti: “fetch?”
Little-K1ng: “the door just FLEW open oh my god”
marcus...?: “He’s..covered in blood”
Little-K1ng: “oh my god
oh thats a lot....”
marcus...?: “Oh my god”
. . .: “Cant you hear that lovely tune?”
Jack the Observer: “Who's the most coherent one in the room”
marcus...?: “Me?”
Little-K1ng: “the... tune?”
donti: “. the song.”
marcus...?: “Fetch there’s no sound”
Bea (she/they): “oh no”
Jack the Observer: “well. can you hear puppet?”
marcus...?: “Just..us”
Jack the Observer: “...”
Little-K1ng: “fetch..... its quiet except for your breathing, are you....?”
Jack the Observer: “it's Knight that's playing puppet, then.”
donti: “or crown.”
marcus...?: “There’s no sounds”
Little-K1ng: “fetch... i..”
marcus...?: “No one is playing anything”
Little-K1ng: “hey, come here... you're gonna hurt yourself, i can help you stand..”
marcus...?: “WHOA HEY”
[donti: “is his nose bleeding?”]
Little-K1ng: “genuinely the least answerable question”
Jack the Observer: “someone get Max's tea.”
Little-K1ng: “AH
FETCH”
marcus...?: “he just collapsed”
Little-K1ng: “hes on the floor
ill carry him im”
donti: “the tea jacks right give him the tea”
Little-K1ng: “he needs a lot”
C R O W N: “:)”
Little-K1ng: “[GASP] uh uh hey hey there uh”
donti: “. crown. nice to.. see you again.”
Little-K1ng: “just gonna,, drag
fetch,,”
Little-K1ng: “gotta get him cleaned up,, hahahaha,,, uh,,,”
C R O W N: “hello again everyone :) long time, no see”
marcus...?: “.....
Crown”
marcus...?: “Crown I’m so sorry”
Little-K1ng: “here bud, just lay here, okay? you'll be alright,, ill keep you safe, you'll be okay, fetch
ill grab maxs weird water for you just.... just lay here.... dont slump like that...”
[marcus...?: “Crown I’m so sorry”]
C R O W N: “Ah, viscount :) how are you feeling? your flowers are coming in beautifully”
marcus...?: “I’m feeling alright but..
I’m sorry
im so sorry”
Little-K1ng: “here, fetch, shh... just.... ill wipe you down with it... it should help.... i cant see if you're wounded i cant see it... ,my migraine.....you'll be okay you'll be okay ill keep you safe”
[marcus...?: “im so sorry”]
C R O W N: “It's alright :) i'm not mad, i promise”
marcus...?: “..you’re not?
I... I pushed you in a river”
donti: “marcus?
marcus...?: “I pushed you in a river and I knew it would hurt you I was just so scared im sorry
I never wanted to leave I was just scared I'm sorry”
Little-K1ng: “there we go.... your cuts are sealing, you're looking better already... you're breathing okay... i promised you would come home in time and you're here fetch and im so glad”
[marcus...?: “I never wanted to leave I was just scared I'm sorry”]
C R O W N: “It's okay, vis. You're going home now. That's what matters :)”
marcus...?: “i can come back?”
Little-K1ng: “im sure lawrence would have understood.... im sure he forgives you..... its okay....... i forgive you, i was never mad fetch im here.... i wont let you go again i promise i promise i”
marcus...?: “you’ll let me come back home?”
[marcus...?: “you’ll let me come back home?”]
C R O W N: “of course :)”
marcus...?: “thank you thankyouthankyou
....crown?”
C R O W N: “:)”
marcus...?: “Crown...max and fetch...
They aren’t happy.......when they’re page and knight
please
let them be happy”
Kate: “Oh, this is such a good day!”
marcus...?: “can you promise me that?”
Little-K1ng: “its okay fetch its okay ive got you im holding you you'll be okay even if you're knight i wont mind i wont as long as you're okay and you're happy i promise i really do”
donti: “chat and kate are here.”
Jack the Observer: “hello, pawns :)”
Kate: “:)”
Chat: “:)”
[.: “let them be happy”]
C R O W N: “Of course, vis. I promise they'll be happy:)”
marcus...?: “thank you”
Little-K1ng: “crown is in my house hes in my house hes talking to marcus viscount him and i just i dont know what to do i said i would be okay im going to be okay ive done it before and ill do it again ill be okay”
[Jack the Observer: “calm yourself, Mona. focus on... your dog.”]
Little-K1ng: “name one single other thing i have ever been focused on you many eyed FUCK”
Kate: “:)”
[Kate: “hello there! are you as excited as we are?”]
Jack the Observer: “we've certainly been waiting for this moment with a comparable amount of energy.”
Kate: “:)”
donti: “you seem excited. i hope youre happy.”
C R O W N: “It's time to go home, for all of you. Are you ready? :)”
.: “I’m ready”
Little-K1ng: “ive been waiting for this day for weeks now and its here and i dont know what to do i dont know how to help or what to say or how to feel or what to think what the fuck”
Kate: “Of course I’m happy, silly! Family is coming home today! Wouldn’t you be happy?”
. . .: “Duh! why wouldn't i be!”
Little-K1ng: “knight if today is the day you still have to get up and go hes here and i dont know how patient hes going to be please ijust wa nt yo u to be h a pp y . and sa sa fe....”
C R O W N: “I'm glad to hear it :)”
Jack the Observer: “we're just waiting on the second and the fourth, now.”
Little-K1ng: “the second is in here in the bathroom with me please crown please come in and see him i cant get him to wake up hes exhausted and i dont know what to do”
donti: “why are you calling him that...”
Jack the Observer: “well. we can't call him Knight or Fetch.”
Little-K1ng: “hes breathing hes ALIVE but i cant i cant help him i dont know what to do hes not bleeding anymore he should be awake”
Bea (she/they): “who said we couldn't call him fetch?”
[donti: “why are you calling him that...”]
Jack the Observer: “the second makes it clear, at least, who we're speaking about.”
[Little-K1ng: “hes breathing hes ALIVE but i cant i cant help him i dont know what to do hes not bleeding anymore he should be awake”]
C R O W N: “Ah I see :)”
Jack the Observer: “he may not be fetch right now. it's disrespectful not to call someone by their chosen name.”
Little-K1ng: “i dont know who the fourth is and i dont know what to do i dont have a laurel and i dont know how to help”
C R O W N: “:)”
Little-K1ng: “WHY ARE YOU SMILING?? IS HE OKAY WHAT DO I DO CROWN”
[Little-K1ng: “WHY ARE YOU SMILING?? IS HE OKAY WHAT DO I DO CROWN”]
C R O W N: “The first came willingly, the second is sleeping, the third is heading home. The fourth? :)”
Kate: “Don't worry, Mona! When he wakes up, he'll be good as new! Crown always takes care of us”
Little-K1ng: “crown my migraine isnt worse with you around, its just the same. i weirdly expected something to change while im looking at you”
Little-K1ng: “im just looking at you and you're right in front of me. you're just. you're just smiling at me and im just as conflicted as i was before. i dont know what to do, crown
[hic] ii , ,i just don n t kn ow wwh a t to do..”
Jack the Observer: “please stay coherent, mona.”
Little-K1ng: “i, , i m, t try ing,... ii h a ve t o try”
C R O W N: “It's alright :) can i speak with you? away from prying eyes?”
Little-K1ng: “I...”
Little-K1ng: “yeah
we can talk”
Jack the Observer: “...”
donti: “... be safe mona.”
llyr (they/them): “... stay safe”
Jack the Observer: “mind how you go.”
Little-K1ng: “ill be safe, i think. i dont think he could really hurt me like this”
Kate: “:)”
Jack the Observer: “:)”
Kate: “Everything will be alright. Don't worry your pretty little heads.”
Chat: “:)”
Kate: “:)”
donti: “.i wonder if the others are alright.”
Jack the Observer: “will everything come out alright? none of us can be certain.”
Kate: “Come on, don't be sad. Today's a joyous day! It's the first day of spring!”
Jack the Observer: “not even Kate, confident as they are”
donti: “ah. a very happy day.”
donti: “spring.”
Kate: “Why wouldn't everything come out alright? Family's coming home! It's time to have a good old fashioned celebration!”
llyr (they/them): “spring... is a very good season. it’s new beginnings, right? :3″
Kate: “Exactly! It's a time for new beginnings, to clear away the dust and sadness and coldness of winter and let the sunshine in!”
donti: “spring cleaning is. overrated.”
llyr (they/them): “haha.. you’re right...”
Kate: “Yes, but sometimes it's necessary to let beautiful things grow!”
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