#like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box

[martyrbat]

dc holiday special (2017)

*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?

#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered. #god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting) #one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth #like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box #of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself #its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it #same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics #anyways. big man or tiny cookie? #also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ...... #c: dc holiday special (2017) #crypt's panels #clark kent