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oceanselevenism · 3 years

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I've seen that most of the stories on ao3 about them are mostly canon-compliant (and I don't have anything against that tbh) but I was wondering if you have any aus that you think could fit them or that you'd like to see?

omg i have SO MANY aus!! (it got Very Long so its under a cut)

- college au! danny gets kicked out (hes on full scholarship and does Thiefly Things to cover his expenses so hes not endangered just fairly fucked up abt it) (does it count as kicked out if u only live w ur dad three months a year) in freshman year, he befriends rusty (1 year below him) in sophomore year, debbie also befriends rusty (she and danny dont talk much but shes 2 yrs below him at the same college), and when reuben comes calling for a job he thinks debbie has a boyfriend (thanks to debbie telling her dad that she does) so she fake dates rusty. who ends up joining the job. and danny is Very Jealous

- snl ripoff au! danny and rusty are the weekend-update-adjacent anchors and they get gay. i Would have this take place in la (reuben is taking A Risk producing a late night sketch comedy show on the west coast but the 11/12/however fuckin many are fantastic cast members so even though they lose revenue from the other timezones not watching as much as they watch snl or whatever, they still make BANK... but danny and rusty getting gay throws the equilibrium out of whack) BUT la sucks DICK so its happening in new york. also this way u get Ocean Sibling Banter (debbie and lou are the anchors for The Actual Weekend Update and when debbie/lou get together and also when danny/rusty get together there are so many ‘just switch out the blondes/brunettes nobody will be able to tell and we won’t have hr down our necks’ jokes)

- au where the caldwells, abt to go deep undercover on a Huge Fucking Case, have to give up custody of 6 year old linus to tess and danny. the case stretches on for twelve years and linus grows up w tess and danny (who get divorced like right after they adopt him bc tess finds out abt dannys Thiefly Activities-- he confesses to her bc he doesnt rly want to predispose the kid to said thiefly activities) and also isabel (she and rusty break up like Right Before tess and dannys wedding and its very funny; she then goes on to marry tess) parenting him (rusty isnt as much in the picture bc he doesnt feel bad at all abt stealing and tess doesnt want linus to pick up that mentality also rusty Feels Things abt danny)! then when linus is like 18 or 19 danny disappears (tess and isabel think its Thiefly Activities again and arent concerned, just disappointed, but linus is very concerned for his dad-slash-stepdad-slash-sort-of-uncle) and he tracks down rusty so they can find danny. they roadtrip across america and eventually catch up to danny, who is helping the caldwells, and the five of them take down whatever gang the caldwells were chasing. linus now has 6 parents

- au based on this post where some archaeologist finds a bunch of dannys [french person voice] Love Lettairs 2 rusty and so obviously the logical course of action is to rob the museum (which happens to be the museum that tess is curating. funny how things work out) without telling his team What Theyre Stealing. they successfully pull off the heist but turns out the letters were not among the items they stole!! danny is getting desperate. as a last-ditch attempt he calls tess and asks her to let them rob the museum. shes like Why The Fuck Would I Do That. he explains and she begrudgingly agrees. danny and livingston go break into the museum Again but rusty tails them bc dannys been acting Weird and he finds out abt the letters bc livingston sweats more whenever he tells a lie. they live happily ever after (literally, theyre immortal) the end. also even though dannys a werewolf the 11 all call him the new jersey devil (its not his fault that legend came to be ok!! he was very drunk!!)

- childhood friends au!! danny and rusty were best buds as very young kids and then the oceans had to move. flash forward 2 present day where danny and debbie r robbing a museum (theyre building a flower shop over the vault and tunneling in, the dudes in brazil who came up w it are very very clever) and guess which two people are the assistant curators (is that even a title?). guess. ill tell u its tess and rusty! danny recognizes rusty, rusty ‘does not recognize’ danny (which is valid. look at photos of child george clooney and tell me you would recognize him). the 11 demand that they use this to their advantage and so danny and rusty Sort Of Date while the rest set up for the robbery, and danny feels really bad abt it so on the day of (after everyone has gotten away, ofc, he might be a lovesick bitch but hes not a snitch) he confesses and rustys like lmao i was onto u from the start. what kind of a name is [insert alias here] anyway. then they go live a life of crime and its great

- @sanduschism came up w a fantastic au where danny pickpockets rusty and feels bad so he sends the wallet back and they strike up a Correspondence

- HOSPITAL AU!!! danny and rusty r er techs while theyre doing med school and nobody knows how they juggle their shifts w school but also rusty can do a tracheotomy in like 5 seconds and danny can tell when a person needs an mri before they even list their symptoms so nobody questions it and nobody splits them up Ever. when they eventually become surgeons, danny does cardio and rusty does neuro, and whenever they have to work together not only do they never have to say what theyre doing, they don't even have What Do U Want To Cook For Dinner convos fully out loud. tess is head nurse... she makes so many excel spreadsheets... they are ALL color coded. isabel is head er doc and nobody dares to halfass things on her watch. reuben is head hospital admin, saul is chief surgeon, basher is head of the burn unit, the malloys r the HUNKIEST nurses in town, frank does plastic surgery/ent (every patient loves him bc he is just So Calm), livingston is The IT Guy, yen does like orthopedics or physical therapy, and linus is their fav resident who they all lovingly tease 24/7. the ocean sibs r both Cardio Gods and each dominate their respective coasts. debbie is an nyc doctor and if she sees a mass gen doctor its on SIGHT. the few surgeries that she and danny collab on go so fast that the med students in the gallery Cannot tell whats happening. lou is also a plastic surgeon and she and frank r best buds. linus requests time off like 6 months in advance Every Time and everyone hates it bc then They have to be on call but he doesnt realize his Extreme Overachieverness is causing so much strife. whenever tess and danny get in an argument she colorcodes his rounds spreadsheet to be the most neon shit youve ever seen. can you tell i never fully progressed past my greys anatomy phase this one is like 93489302 lines long

- superpower au where rusty has midas touch and danny has corrosive touch and when theyre too young to have control over their powers (abilities develop throughout adolescence and the user gains control at the end of adolescence) they accidentally brush hands and are terrified they just killed each other but turns out their powers like. cancel out. so until they reach like 21 or 22 and can touch things without fucking them UP they just. hold hands all the time. bc otherwise they have to wear gloves to prevent Accidents and both of them “hate gloves” (and also love holding hands. gayasses)

- uhhh hallmark au where danny is a crime fiction writer out on some beach north of ocean city nj and rusty is his fancy nyc editor. everyone else is a thief including debbie who is just Very weirded out that her brother, who robbed boston’s institute of contemporary art at age 22 and got away with it, has decided to spend the rest of his life churning out books. he is very critically acclaimed and about half of the 11 are buds with him and use his published books as heist inspo. the other ~half of the 11 are buds with rusty, and they tell him if danny’s heists are feasible or not (they always are. scarily so.) anyway rusty and isabel break up 12 days before xmas and danny and tess break up 8 days before hanukkah so dannys heading to debbie’s place in upstate new york to mope for the holidays when A BLIZZARD HITS and he gets stranded in midtown. and he and rusty are buds but like. Email Buds. they dont hang out irl and therefore they dont let their Totally Bud-Like Feelings mess up their professional relationship. but danny is stranded and its hanukkah and he ends up crashing at rustys place for the duration of the blizzard. and then rusty ends up coming to debbies place for the rest of the holidays. and then they kiss on new years eve and debbie kicks them out bc theyre being gross

- And More! thanks for the ask, anon! sorry it got so long lol i just have Many Thoughts

#oceans 11 #oceans eleven #danny ocean #rusty ryan #danny x rusty #oceans 8 #oceans eight

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strawberriesan-creampie · 3 years

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Umm.. Why don't you talk about using drugs on your page? I can tell just by looking thru your pics haha it's easy to tell. It's like you are being fake with your audience 😆

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first off. i'm disgustingly honest about many, many things on this site. things that others will never be able to be honest with themselves about. by no means am i claiming to be a pure, 100% honest person - i am far from it. but!, just because i didn't go out of my way to throw out one piece of information about my-real life-self, does not mean i am being "fake"? had anyone asked me about it, i would've answered both truthfully and publicly. i'm not trying to portray to be someone i'm not. i'm just me.

yes. i have, do, and always will struggle with addiction. i am an addict.

being that i am - and after witnessing both first and secondhand, just how fucking dark addiction truly is.. how easily it wrecks lives. breaks hearts. destroys the actual addict themselves - i fucking refuse to post or tell stories about any hard drugs. regardless of whether i'm in recovery, or active addiction. you're not gunna see it happen. all that does is glamorize it, and will desensitize both:

a.) those who are highly susceptible to addiction: to the severity, dangers, impact, etc. of hard drugs, and

b.) addicts, themselves: to the harshness of their very own reality.

it definitely had those effects on me, anyway. i used to post about it, too. hell, back then, my blog didn't contain any content that wasn't of or about hard drugs. so, with that said - i won't post about it, but i'm also not gunna throw shade at anyone who does. i've been there. i know how lonely it gets. sometimes, you just need to feel like you belong to something. ironically, though, that's also where i find issue with it.

*this is gunna be a long one, folks. also, consider this a potential tw.*

you see - i used to fuckin' despise the drug that finally sunk its' claws into me, and anyone who used it. back then, i thought i personally knew what addiction was. i mean; i wasn't okay mentally unless i was fucked up, always went hard as fuck with anything i could get my hands on, etc. so.. "addiction, right?" lmao. NOPE. not even close. back then, i had no fucking idea what addiction really was. i just thought i did. i say it all the time, now - how i wish i could go back and laugh in my own face, each and every single time my prior self had said that. there's a huge difference between addictive tendencies/habits forming, annnd actual full blown addiction. not just a huge difference - an astronomical fuckin' difference.

every addict has their "drug of choice". one drug in particular that they can never get enough of. one that grabs hold - and regardless of if we're able to tune it out - will have that hold on us until the day we fuckin die. every addict has their very own poison. the day i said 'fuckkit', and asked for a taste of what i now know to be mine? changed everything. i fell in love immediately. 'she' bent me over, no lube, made me 'her' fucking bitch - yet i'd run back; begging, pleading for more. and more. and more. as much as i loved every minute of it, though - i also felt like the world's biggest hypocrite. i had brutally severed quuuite a few long term friendships without a second thought, ..all because they had been doing the exact. fucking. substance., i was now doing.

so, where did i go to comfort myself? seeking reassurance and like-minded people? where i always went, of course. tumblr. i looked up a particular tag, and within minutes discovered an entirely different side to tumblr. a side that - i had, for YEARS - somehow not known to exist. the shit isn't just talked about. it's fucking GLORIFIED. to the upmost degree possible - and still is, to this very day. being a young adult in active addiction for the first time; never having had any support system, no real family, not a single adult role model to be heard of - i found a "family". on that side of tumblr.

"wow.. look. they're all broken, too. they don't have family, either. they get it. they actually fucking get it. i finally found my people! and, - see? this one's been using for a decade, and she's okay. her and her husband seem relatively happy, they maintain their jobs, they still function in their day-to-day lives. that one's been using for four years, she's good. they're all fine. i'm a tough bitch. it's sucked, don't get me wrong, but i've always had the will power to stop doing whatever drugs i was abusing, whenever needed. or, hell, even when it was just something i wanted. i know what addiction is, and i have complete control over mine. this will be just like any other drug i've binged. easy-peasy, now stop worrying."

that. that, right. the fuck. there, man; is why i absolutely refuse to so much as casually post about it. i don't want ANY young adult to ever look at my blog, and see something their brains use to justify themselves abusing hard drugs. i don't want my blog to be the reason they glamorize a substance that is actively killing them. destroying their brain. influencing every single decision made. i don't want my blog to be the reason they wake up one day, and realize that they no longer recognize themselves in the fucking mirror.

i know it wouldn't actually be my fault - just like it wasn't any of the users i followed faults', either. i can't extinguish the fire that is that side of tumblr, it's out of any one person's control. but i can sure as fuck actively choose not to pour kerosene on the sonofabitch.

so. after i publish this post, i'm going to immediately go back to not ever speaking of it on my blog. and no, anon - that doesn't make me "fake".

gtfoh. 🖕🏻👋🏻😘

#asks #answered asks #anon ask #goin' off again; sorry guys lol #officially naming you #hateranon #drug tw #addiction tw

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