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servingliesarch · 4 years
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okay not to be on this bandwagon but as gross as the pirates would have been realistically given they were at sea for extended periods of time, and the personal hygiene habits at the time were questionable at best, media has forever ruined them for me. i see the word pirates and i think, wow, what a hot aesthetic. yo ho, you funky sea mongrels! sexy of you to steal from the rich and have a legal gay marriage for your crew!
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factual-fantasy · 3 years
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I got 25 asks that took me WAY too long to reply to! :}
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I have two top favorite episodes, the cone snail episode and the beluga whales episode.
When it comes to my favorite part of both episodes..?
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..Not happy parts...
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I have absolutely no idea what you just suggested.
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(Referring to this post)
Thank you! That was the intention. :} I was worried that their faces all looked weird..
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You want to learn more? Man.. maybe I should post that headcannon draft..
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Yeah haha, this blog has taken quite the U-turn hasn’t it? I’m just glad everyone seems okay with it so far. <:} I’m excited for season 5 also! I hope it comes out soon! :D
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THANK YOU, I WILL CHERISH THIS LOVE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME FOREVER
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Yes and no.
Does he think of his crew as children? Absolutely not. They are all fully grown, intelligent and capable adults, and he darn well treats them like it.
But you bet that if one of them is in danger or is frightened, he’s dropping everything he’s doing and rushing to their aid as if they’re his cub that just wondered out onto the highway.
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ME TOO! I always felt like he had this fatherly vibe to him with some professionalism sprinkled on top. Like he’s always looking out for his team because he cares for them and worries about them, but its kind of disguised as him just doing his job as the Captain.
I plan to draw more Protective Barnacles because its my jam, so don’t worry! That side of you will have some more fuel soon XD. And thank you for all the compliments! :}
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Daww thank you, it twaz nothin. I’m just glad that people want to see my art.
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Well, taking everyone into consideration, the tallest is Captain Barnacles, and the shortest is Tomminow. (This little guy 👇)
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The Vegimals aside though? Peso is the shortest. 
(And thank you! I’m glad :})
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Honestly? Awful. I feel like absolute garbage, I just hope this will all finally go away soon.
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Not really no, and no thanks on the cookies, I shouldn’t eat anything until I get super hungry because everything gives me stomachaches.. But a hug would sure be nice right about now.
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I can give you a link to their wiki pages if that’ll help, I’m not really good with my words and you can learn everything you need to know about them there. <:}
Captain Barnacles (The polar bear guy)
Kwazii (The orange pirate cat guy)
Peso (The bby Penguin doktor)
Shellington (Tall Otter boi)
Dashi (Doge girl with skirt)
Professor Inkling (Fancy squik)
Tweak (Green bunny country gal chick)
The Vegimals (Little veggie dudes)
All the Gups (Metal fishes)
The Octopod (Momma metal squik)
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Whos the youngest Octonaut? Well, if we’re not including the Vegimals, I’d say its probably Peso. And the oldest is most likely Professor Inkling.
Does anyone have claustrophobia? Yes! Captain Barnacles canonically does. He got trapped in a deep hole in some icy caves as a cub, since then he’s been afraid of tight and closed in spaces. I have extended on that fact and thought of many different scenarios relating to the aftermath of the Octonauts movie, but you know.. still not confident in all this Octonauts stuff so I haven’t posted my headcannons yet. <:/
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Novelas translated into English means Soap Opera.
You think so? I feel like that’s not Kwazii’s thing, he’d probably like horror movies and action filled movies. But Peso probably would like them not gonna lie, him and Dashi would probably watch them together.
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Well, in my draft post I’ve got two headcannons for her so far.
Tweak likes sleeping in the launch bay for the #1 reason that she can hear the water sloshing around in the bay. Which mimics the sound the water in the swamp used to make when she lived there with her Dad.
Tweak gets bad migraines when she’s sick, so the other Octonauts have to do a lot to accommodate her. Because the beds in the med bay aren’t that soft, she prefers to sleep in her room when she’s sick. But then the usually comforting sounds of the water in the launch bay become pain inducing. So the launch bay is emptied of all its water, the lights are shut off and, unless its an emergency, no one is allowed in the launch bay until she recovers. 
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I looked it up, and its true.
KWAZII WAS A GIRL IN THE BOOKS?? THEN WHY IS HE A BOY IN THE SHOW?? WHY DID THEY CHANGE THAT?? WH??? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like this Kwazii more than I would any other version of him, but still, WHY’D THEY CHANGE THAT?? IM GLAD THEY DID BUT WHY??
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Hmm.. let me think...
Captain Barnacles most likely doesn’t ever have uninterrupted free time, and even when he does, he probably still prefers to be up in HQ where anyone can find him if they need him. But lets say for the sake of it that he has some free time and he takes it. He’d probably either want to play his accordion, or want to read a book.
I feel like there’s a lot of different things Kwazii likes to do in his spare time, but goofing around in the Gup-B is probably his favorite.
Peso probably likes to do puzzles and play his xylophone.
Dashi probably reads books while listening to music. How she does both of these things at the same time I have no idea.
Tweak probably plays video games.
Professor Inkling and Shellington both probably read books in their free time.
I’m not too sure what the Vegimals would do in their free time though..
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Oh yes, indeed it does. 
Before becoming the Captain of the Octonauts, Barnacles had to ask himself,  “Am I really ready to be their leader?” Can he handle managing a team of that size? Can he react to situations fast enough and make the right choices? He thought it through and believed that yes. He was ready.
But he wasn’t. He wasn't prepared for that gut wrenching anxiety when one crew member goes missing. He wasn't prepared for the crippling heat that most everywhere else has compared to his home. He wasn't prepared to become so attached to his crew that the thought of something happening to them keeps him awake for nights in a row. He wasn’t prepared for that overwhelming nausea of missing home and his sister. 
There was a lot he didn’t know. They’d all turn to him when something went wrong and ask if everything's going to be okay. He’d say “don’t worry, its all going to be okay.” but he’s just as unsure as everyone else.
Now don't get me wrong, he’s not this completely hopeless and unexperienced Captain that bit off more than he could chew, no. There’s just somethings he didn’t think about before becoming Captain of the Octonauts.
Now usually he can really keep himself composed almost always. He’s very level headed and very good at thinking his way through things, But sometimes? He just.. needs a break. He usually cant get a break because he’s the Captain and always needs to be alert, so everyone else that sees it usually tries to help.
Some crew members, like the Vegimals and Kwazii, have a habit of following the Captain around when they see that he’s tired to keep an eye on him. Others like Shellington and Dashi tend to give him space and keep things quiet for him. Some crew members, like Peso and Tweak tend to clean up around the place to take some weight off the Captains shoulders, they all help him out in some way.
Professor Inkling will sometimes find an excuse to pull him aside to have some tea with him. They’ll sit and talk for a bit but then he’s back up on his feet and back to work. This poor bear..
..hold on.. was this a drawing suggestion?
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Dashi and Tweak would probably hang out in Dashi’s room and goof around. Not sure what they’d do.. maybe read, talk, play games or.. idk pillow fights? I don’t know what girls do on a girls night.
As for everyone else? I also am not sure, I don’t know what all those characters with all their clashing personalities would do on a boys night. Maybe they would all watch a movie? All attempt bake something obnoxious together? They seem like the kind of characters that would do that.
I’ve never been to a girls night or a guys night, so I don't really have much of a base to go off of.. but both groups would probably get together and do something they’d all enjoy. Guys maybe a funny movie, and the girls just talking and reading books? <:D 
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For real that’d be hilarious. Imagine if their voices were deep and gruff too but they just make them sound high pitched for fun?
Dude that’d be so funny. Like Kwazii’s up to his shenanigans again blabbering on about some sea monster or what have you, and Tunip out of nowhere just goes,
“Kwazii legit stop, we all know that you’re just talking about some ordinary sea creature that pirates interpreted as a sea monster.“
The whole crew gon be like
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If this game existed in their world and they all played it.....
Captain Barnacles would make it through a pacifist run and would be satisfied. He’s some kind of weirdo who doesn’t think of characters as real people and doesn’t obsess over them and cry about them. Overall he thinks the game is pretty neat, but probably not his type of game.
Kwazii would want to test his skills by attempting a genocide, but his heart of gold would get in the way and he wouldn’t be able to complete it. He’d feel terrible for killing goat mom, reset and go hard pacifist next round. Overall he thinks the game is awesome.
Peso would want to talk to every character so they’d all be included in the story. He’d go full pacifist and cry over the story and its characters. Overall 10/10 for him.
Dashi would probably cry over the game a lot and would never attempt a genocide run because the characters are now her family.
Shellington would hate the fighting parts so would delay those bits by walking around and talking to characters over and over again.
Tweak would go through a neutral run because she sometimes accidently kills weaker monsters. Overall she loves the story and its characters, 10/10 would play again.
Professor Inkling would become invested in the story I bet. Complimenting the story arcs for the characters and its creative game play. But I feel like he’d only play it once and probably wouldn’t beat it, but would have fun with it none the less.
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Thank you!!!♡♡♡ Man, I never expected such a positive response to switching to Octonauts, I cant believe everyone is so excited about it! I’m so glad you like my Octonauts art, that really makes me feel better and like what I’m drawing is worth while. ɷ◡ɷ
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Aww I’m glad! And oh yeah, the animals at the end were always scary. Remember the Boo the spookfish?
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Boo was a cute little googly eyed fishy boi who was just so sweet and somft until the creATURE REPORT AND I-
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THAT’S MY QUE TO YEET THE COMPUTER
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Dawww thank you!! I tried. <:}
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thepilgrimgeek · 4 years
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What's On My "To See" List in 2020
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The Academy Awards are over. They were mediocre as far as production but Parasite won Best Picture and Bong Joon-ho won Best Directing which was all I desired. But a new year in cinema is upon us! Here's what I'm looking forward to in 2020! Wonder Woman 1984: I was genuinely surprised by the first film. It was a brief sign that maybe the tide was beginning to turn for DC. While I thought the third act was nothing special and perhaps even a little contrary to some of Wonder Woman's overarching themes, I'm still looking forward to Patty Jenkins' and Gal Gadot's second entry in the Wonder Woman saga. Between the retro '84 aesthetic and Kristen Wiig as Cheetah, I'll be surprised if this movie doesn't at least entertain for the majority of its run time. https://youtu.be/sfM7_JLk-84 The Invisible Man: I'm not sure what to expect from this movie. It has the potential to be a fascinating exploration about the trauma left in the wake of abusive relationships. The trailer certainly seems to indicate the same. However, the original work by H.G. Wells characterizes Griffin (the titular Invisible Man) as someone slowly becoming unhinged through his life experiences. Will this film be a bold take on abusive relationships, or will take a route similar to Joker where the villain is a tragic creation of his society and circumstances? I hope it is the former... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO_FJdiY9dA The New Mutants: This movie is on here for no other reason than I've waited... and waited... and waited. I love the X-Men, despite their lackluster film history. This film has had production woes, their production company then changed hands from Fox to Disney, and the release date has been pushed back several times. But check out Wolfsbane and Magik. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2QXoFZekNE The French Dispatch: So it's Wes Anderson... doing Wes Anderson stuff. I'll laugh, and reflect fondly on Bill Murray's versatility. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcPk2p0Zaw4 Emma: I would not consider myself a fan of Jane Austen. I can appreciate Pride and Prejudice, but I never felt inclined to devour her bibliography the way I have Charles Dickens. But Emma looks very dry, and very funny. Bill Nighy looks like he's having a blast chewing scenery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsOwj0PR5Sk The King's Man: 2020 (like 2019, 2018, 2017...) is the the year for sequels, prequels, and spin offs. Franchises rule the day. I've written about The Kingsman franchise before on ThePilgrimGeek. I dig its style, its humor, and its deliberate yet lighthearted engagement with the super agent legacy of the likes of James Bond. The King's Man is a shoe-in for my 2020 list. Did I mention the villain is Rasputin!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pbLPOrTSsI Free Guy: Sometimes I'm interested in a flick because of its cast, despite a shaky premise. The trailer for Free Guy really says it all. Not something I'll run to the box office for on opening weekend, but a mid-week matinee? Sure. Also Taika Waititi has a role. Enough for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2m-08cOAbc Bill & Ted Face the Music: There is not official trailer as of this posting. But there is a Super Bowl ad for Walmart. How much explanation does this sequel really need? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-WqZauGsc Wendy: Peter Pan is one of my favorite stories of all time. This interpretation has my curiosity. Captain Hook and his crew look less like pirates and more like lost fisherman, which is intriguing in its own right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKktQFFcXL0 Trolls World Tour: I did not see Trolls. I am still not sure I want to see Trolls. But Trolls World Tour? I am down. First and foremost, I want to see Trolls World Tour because my favorite podcasters and content creators trolled their way into the movie. Read that story from Vanity Fair here. That put the movie on my list right away because I love everything the McElroys touch, even bit cameos in movies with Justin Timberlake. I finally decided to watch the trailer this past week. Metal Trolls conquering the world. This would be a great opportunity to add Steel Panther's "Death To All But Metal" to the official sound track, but I have my doubts. Rock on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyTg7RIn-X8 What are you looking forward to in 2020? Which ones on this list look like garbage? Did I miss any important films in 2020? Comment below or shoot me an email! Read the full article
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