#loki in avengers 1 taking self sabotage to a whole new level for real

[worstloki]

loki: you brought the monster

natasha: oh no, loki's after bruce!

loki: bru-- what? no! it's ME! I'M the one trying to take over the planet! the one THREATENING you with gory punishment! I BRAINWASHED your favourite coworker! literally threw a gendered insult at you TWO SECONDS AGO! the one YOU (foolishly) BROUGHT HERE not so long ago!

natasha: ...oh no, loki's after loki!

loki: better. thank you.

#loki in avengers 1 taking self sabotage to a whole new level for real #but also #loki: how did you miss that! did thor not mention... d*mn... how does he always mess up my plans so bad. *mumble mumble jotunheim mumble*