#m8 the only time i actually remember dislocating my arm happened when my sister literally just. pushed me off the arm of the couch

[in-tua-deep]

wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie

mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)

so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something

what does that mean

what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since

#personal #two truths and a lie #birth order #what does this mean. #my energy is 'adhd golden retriever who is too eager for their own good and also can't stay still for too long' #like even if i excluded my half siblings i'm still the youngest of three kids #i mean i think i give off a very confident vibe (false) because my fellow interns do seem to come to me with questions #i've always blamed the false competence vibe on my english accent though. americans just assume english = smart for some reason #which is super funny bc my family is from northern england #which is traditionally a very working class accent #not the smart posh southern one #also idk if i play two truths and a lie differently than other people but. i was prepared for cross examination. #no hesitation i was expecting people to ask questions. what bone? when? how did you break it? #but apparently that isn't how other people play this game #idk to me it's an improv game!! you have to convince people of all three! #also rip sorry to bill who worked in DCS for a time i promise i was not an abused child i was just clumsy as fuck with weak ass joints #he was like 'uhhh i hope that last one is the false one bc my work history means i get worried!!' #m8 the only time i actually remember dislocating my arm happened when my sister literally just. pushed me off the arm of the couch #i just landed wrong #we were watching tom and jerry and did the game kids do. where i sat on the arm of the chair. she pushed me off. #i sat back on the arm of the chair. she shoved me off. rinse and repeat until i dislocated my arm #sometimes you're a child and you just like being surprise shoved off of things onto the floor #some of the other times were just like. i tripped while holding my mum's hand. my mum did not let go of my hand. #and my arm joint decided to side with gravity i guess #actually the six times before the age of seven is a slight exaggeration. it was before the age of 5. #5 or 4 #shoutout to the 'click clack moo' book i had that received the high honor of getting my from-the-doctor-panda-sticker attached to it #ALSO do people play two truths and a lie with their lie being like one (1) tiny detail in an otherwise true fact being the lie?? #i just straight up lie. i just say something that has never once happened to me #if i say something you know to be MOSTLY true about me then the whole thing is probably true