Old fling: Marvolo Gaunt!!?? *starts storming over to him*
Marvolo: (???)
Rowan: Who's that?
Marvolo: Oh god..Some girl I fu-
Old fling: *gets to him, frowning*
Marvolo: Aww Victoria, How are you?
Old fling: That ISN'T my name?!
Marvolo: Madaline?
Old fling: Nope.
Marvolo: Bella?
Old Fling: *offended scoff* (?!)
Marvolo: ...Genevieve *smirks*
Old fling: OH so you DO remember me?!
Marvolo: Of COURSE I remember you, how could I forget you..
Old fling: You're a fucking bastard, Marvolo!
Marvolo: *rolls his eyes* If I had a galleon for every time I've heard that...Also, keep your voice down, we're in a nice place..*smirks* You always did know how to bring the class down in a fancy place, didn't you?..I liked that about you.
Old fling: You slept with me and ghosted me!! *frowns*
Marvolo: 3 years ago...The fact that I not only ghosted you back then, but I seem to still be haunting your thoughts NOW is fascinating..You really should let that go, Christina.
Old fling: GENEVIEVE!
Rowan: *eyes flickering between the pair of them as he stands there awkwardly*
Marvolo: *pulling up outside a club, seeing Sebastian holding up an EXTREMELY drunk Ominis* ... *sighs as he leans over and opens the passenger side door* For fuck sake.
Sebastian: Hey *getting Ominis in the car*
Ominis: Thaaaank youuuuuuuuuu Sebsssss.
Sebastian: Heh, you're welcome *looks at Marvolo* Cheers for coming to get him, he's had WAY too much to drink.
Marvolo: No shit *smirks* Thanks for looking after him..
(They start driving off)
Ominis: WHere am I?
Marvolo: In my car..
Ominis: WheRe aRe We goooooing?
Marvolo: Home..
Ominis: NooooOooooO..I wanna go to the cllllllllub!
Marvolo: You've just come FROM the club, you're drunk as fuck, Ominis. *chuckles*
Ominis and Sebastian wanting one of Marvolos dark magic books, which he keeps locked away in his room.
Sebastian: Listen, we need it NOW, I won't have it for long, but we need a little time, Is he going to the Den at all today? Or out anywhere in general?
Ominis: No, he said he was having a relaxing day today, which usually means he won't leave his room.
Sebastian: Shit.
Ominis: .....I have an idea....
(Half an hour later)
Ominis: *knocks on Marvolos door and pops his head in* Hello. Its me.
Marvolo: *looking up from his book towards Ominis, before putting it down to the side of him on his bed* What do you want?
Ominis: I was out. Got you one of those cupcakes you like. *smiles as he wanders over, holding it out to him*
Marvolo: *raises a brow* How...Nice of you...*narrows his eyes*
Ominis: I know you like them, and thought I'd get you one. You bought me those sherbert lemons last week, so consider it paying you back.
Marvolo: ....Fair. Thank you *takes the cupcake and eats it, then stands*
Ominis: *smiling*
Marvolo: Anyway, while you're here, Father said to give you this. *walks across the room but stumbles a little, holding onto a shelf* Oof...*feels himself becoming sleepy* (??????) *looks at Ominis through confused eyes* What the fuck?
Ominis: ...Sorry.
Marvolo: You *stumbling towards him* You fucking prick, i'll fuckin- I'll ffffff- *passes out onto the floor*
Sebastian: *walks in* Good plan *smirks*
Ominis: *smirks back*
Sebastian: He'll be mad when he wakes though.
Ominis: Don't worry. Got that covered too, he won't remember a thing. Trust me.
Marvolo: *wanders into Gaunt Manor at night, and heads into the living room and turns on the lights*
Ominis: Hello.
Marvolo: JESUS! ...Ominis for goodness SAKE *frowns*
Ominis: What?!
Marvolo: I will NEVER get used to you sitting in a dark fucking room, waiting silently. You're a credit to your name, Brother.
Ominis: *chuckles* Oh yes, suppose it's rather frightening, isn't it? Makes no difference to me whether I'm sitting with the lights on or the lights off *shrugs* I used to do it all the time when I was at Hogwarts. Used to scare the shit out of Sebastian in our dorm room *laughs*
MC: Did you fancy me? Did you want me to be your girlfriend?
Marvolo: Oh god no, heh. I wanted to FUCK you..I didn't think it would go further than that.
MC: I mean *chuckles* I'm not even mad at that, that's kinda how it went.
Marvolo: And I did sleep with you. And I wanted to do it again..So we did..Then I wanted to do it AGAIN..And again, and again. Which I'll be honest was absolutely new territory for me. And it was weird. My confused feelings for you would definitely keep me up at night sometimes..And then we started talking more..And I found you interesting..Which again, was fucking weird for me..And THEN, I realised I actually really liked you, and it freaked me out.
MC: *chuckles* Awww. Poor little Volo got a heart and it scared him.
Marvolo: You jest, but honestly? Pretty much. I'd never had...Feelings...Like THAT, for anyone before, so my brain was like "what in the fresh fuck is this?!" *chuckles*
MC: Awwww! *giggles*
Marvolo: Urgh, can we stop with the "Awwww's"? It makes me feel stupid *playful grin*
Ominis: Would you do me a favour and test this potion for me?
Marvolo: What is it?
Ominis: Its meant to lift your spirits.
Marvolo: Alright, I suppose I'll try it. *drinks the potion, and then looks a little confused for a moment, before turning into a chicken and making a confused clucking sound*
Ominis: OR..it's a potion that will turn you into a chicken, I may have picked up the wrong one *chuckles*
Chicken Volo: *aggressive squawking as he starts pecking nastily at Ominis*