#mega kitty man boyfie

[flannelepicurean]

my mom was like, "i'm gonna send you an amazon gift card for your birthday," and i was like, "oh cool, neat awesome, thanks!" and then also like, "aw crap, i'ma have to get on amazon, what do they even have there now, shit i'm gonna have to figure out...what do i even fucking need these days that i'd get there but not somewhere el--

BUY A RADITZ BUY A RADITZ MOTHERFUCKER BUY A RADITZ

IT'S YOUR GODDAMN BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT CHUMP MOTHERFUCKER DON'T BUY A FUCKING VACUUM

BUY

A GODDAMN

RADIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

i don't even know where on that fucking cesspool of a site to look, or how to go about it, but POINT. TAKEN. thank you, birthday brain, you have not forgotten how to party.

#dragon ball z #my life right now #it's your birthday #don't spend gift cards on practical shit #buy a raditz #raditz #he's a treasure #he's the true meaning of birthday #mega kitty man boyfie #you coming home with me somehow