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flannelepicurean · 4 days

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Here is what I'm saying about Goku being our lord and savior: he would do that for you. He COULD do that for you.

If you were having A Struggle next to him and super sad and overwhelmed about it, he'd be like, "IT'S MAKING YOUR TUMMY HURT?! Aw no, homie, we can't have that, tummies should feel good." And then BLOOP. All better.

And he'd grip your shoulder JUST firmly enough to brace your spirits and be like, "Remember: you're strong enough for this challenge. You've survived everything so far, and they haven't knocked you all the way down."

Could be he'd even get that goofy-ass thinky look and be like, "Huh. Y'know, when I was your age, I'd already died a couple times. So you're actually kinda ahead! But don't forget to rest, okay? That's important, when you're training. Okay, bye!"

And then he'd fly off. And you would be ✨💖HEALED.💖✨

Son goku, Hope of the universe

#son goku #our lord and savior #goku #a very good boy #he could heal you #and he would too #he's just like that #he'd tell you that you got this #and don't forget to rest #and you know what #he's right #and boom bam #healed #by the power of goku #i love him so much

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flannelepicurean · 4 days

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Complex sequence, and it depends. 😂

No. Absolutely not. What are you talking about? Ugh! VULGAR! So uncomfortable on every level, and also mildly offended.

Maybe you have a point, but he's not going to admit it. And it's not about pride. Not exactly. He isn't going to examine it. He doesn't want to, and he has other things to do. He's focusing on important things. Go away.

He does think about it, though. Sometimes. Not a lot. Only in passing. Not a lot; he's not dwelling on it. At first.

Is it a pedestal? He should be comfortable up there, shouldn't he? But is it one? Is that why he's uncomfortable? Is he uncomfortable? He shouldn't be. Should he? Is he?

NO, HE'S MAD ABOUT IT! VULGAR!!!

Except

No.

But.

Hm-- NO!

Except.

Well, okay, but not okay, but, well... He's been an object before. He's always been an object. He's been wielded, even when acting on his own. He's been commanded, even when theoretically free. Without direction, he's a bit directionless. Maybe. He's been objectified. But not like that. Not like this. It still feels weird. Kinda. Sorta. The resonance against some old, familiar frequencies is stirring something discordant, and it's giving him a headache.

Is it a pedestal? He's used to using his body, his own body, as an object. He trains, he refines, he strengthens, he hones. It's not where he resides, necessarily, but it's definitely where he operates from. He knows it. Sort of. Mostly. Well, he knows it EXTREMELY WELL, in some contexts. Is it a pedestal? It should be, right? But he's been humbled in that arena before.

Is it a pedestal? He's never really been up on this one, so he can't really tell. He can't possibly have firm footing, if that's what it is. He can't sight the perspective. He can look down, and look around, and look in the mirror, even, at the FACT of himself, and the QUESTION of your perspective of him. And a trick of the light, or the bend of a shadow, or a haze around the whole tangle of nonsense might slip the alignment for a moment. He might see, for the space of a sumptuous breath, or a purred insinuation, see himself through a veritable stranger's half-lidded gaze, behold his own glow through wide pupils not his own. He might feel the veil of scarlet and satin and pink and velvet and ruffle and black go sliding past his eyes in a flash and flick his lashes like the tip of a tail before clearing his sight. He might draw breath again with ease and grace. Or maybe not.

He shames himself enough about a lot of things. Too much, about some. And about others, there's no amount of penance to pass completely. There's shame in the proud prince on his pedestals, even if they're self-made. But the tug of your veil over his eyes, at his mirror, is enough to make him burn.

Vulgar.❤️

Would Vegeta enjoy being objectified?

Thoughts?

#vegeta #character analysis #but also #fic idea #reader insert #sort of #okay i got carried away #lol #suggestive #my blorbo #my prince #he's got layers

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flannelepicurean · 4 days

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I like to think that those lines in back are just... a wall breaking.😂🤣🥰

No structure can withstand the force of Big Kitty Man Boyfie's enthusiastic lovin'. Hilariously adorable whether it's, "TURLES, WOULD YOU GET A CLUE?! oh for shit's sake, HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU!" or, "bb!!! 😍💖😍💖🥰 hai, i miss u so mush, ily turtles, 💖🥳💖😚💋💋💋🐢🥬💋💖🥰😍😍💖😚🤩💖!!!"

#turlerad #turles #raditz #big kitty man boyfie #no structure can withstand their love #radish loves lettuce #he loves him so hard #and he legit would call him turtles when he's all like #pupils dilated #tail twirling calligraphy #purring #butt wiggle #POUNCE

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flannelepicurean · 5 days

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SMITTEN.

both of them.

1. VEGETA, INTERNALLY: oh tits I MEAN OH SHIT... wait why am i feeling tingly in my...??? that's where my angry cloud usually goes... ???... ???... ohhh, vegetable, we're really in it now...

2. [Two seconds later, Goku scoops Vegeta up like a bride, boops noses with him, lets go, runs away. Vegeta hangs in mid-air for a few seconds, having momentarily forgotten how to not fly out of sheer shock, before crashing to the floor.] VEGETA, IN A LOW WHINE: ...ohhh, vegetable, we're really in it now...

men

#goku #vegeta #kakavege #good art #they are in love #too cute #oh vegetable #we're really in it now #they are smitten #that's where my angry cloud usually goes #oh tits i mean oh shit #oh tits indeed #vegeta forgot how to not fly #that's how powerful the nose boop was #goku has such a huge crush on him #it's adorable #and now he's been crushed #lol

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flannelepicurean · 5 days

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PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT i literally get on this bandwagon CONSTANTLY.

goku is ♾️ better than jesus, and that is just 💯🏆🏆🏆 verified FACTS.

there are ZERO QUALIFIERS to goku saving you. none. goku is not trying to "forgive your sins" or anything like that. goku doesn't give a shit about "sins." he doesn't even grok the concept. he just knows you're a friend he hasn't met and/or fought yet, or possibly a child or small animal or tasty morsel, and that's worth dying for. and he's done it. MULTIPLE TIMES. he's got a higher sacrifice count than jesus. way higher. goku would die for you because HE DID. ALREADY. LIKE THREE TIMES. did jesus do that? NO. jesus didn't even FIGHT ANYBODY. i mean, yes, he flipped over some tables and that was absolutely a baller move, but goku has done a million backflips and then a cheeky smirk before he waxed some chump who came here to DESTROY THE PLANET/GALAXY/UNIVERSE, DARE I GO ON? goku loves you. he doesn't know you and he loves you, and not in a fucking angsty "all god's children" way, he loves you in an absolutely adorable, "look. look at him. he is so friend shaped. this is goku, he is a Very Good Boy, his neurons are so spicy, look at him jumping, oh goku...GOKU NO...aw. aw there he goes again, can't stop him, oh he is such a Good Boy," way. and he might even still love you AFTER he waxes your ass for trying to destroy everything. you will probably come back from hell and BE HIS FRIEND. THAT'S HOW HE GOT A BUNCH OF HIS BEST FRIENDS, PPL. he waxed their asses and they came back eventually like, "okay, i may have misjudged you, son goku," and he was like, "neat! you wanna go ride bikes? asterisk fight some more, but for fun this time. and also food." next thing you know, they're at the Charles Entertainment Cheese together, at a birthday party. because that's JUST HOW HE IS. he just converts enemies and foes into friends because he is pure of heart and filled with love. and fighting. and hunger. and more love.

goku is our true lord and savior, you cannot fight me on this.

Round 1

Propaganda Under The Cut

Goku:

Goku

Jesus:

Hear me out. It's dubious if he's fictional or not but it would be REALLY funny to have him in. Also one of my friends has a bible fixation so that means Jesus is SOMEBODY'S blorbo so he counts

#tumblr polls #our lord and savior #goku #infinitely better than jesus #here's my thesis #it is 1000000000% correct #don't fight me #you can't fight me on this #it's just facts #get on the bandwagon

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flannelepicurean · 6 days

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A friend informed me of an Internetting that claimed that "trans men dress like old-timey radio announcers but from the future, somehow."

This led me to opine that "Andre 3000" and "Venture Bros. Character" are both extremely valid genders for trans men, asterisk it's okay to spend some time as guest star on a Supernatural, but gender is a ✨PERFORMANCE✨, fellas. Let's get out there and really give 'em the razzle-dazzle, eh?

(Yes, I know "trans man" is a gender already; I feel like we've earned the right to get bonkers, though.)

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flannelepicurean · 6 days

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Goku, tossing around a Dragon Radar and angling his gaze into the rearview to address a dirt-covered Vegeta: Sooo... was it by accident or on purpose this ti--

Chi-Chi, driving: OH MY GOD

Goku: What?! I just--

Chi-Chi: REALLY, GOKU? REALLY?

Goku: I just--

Vegeta, coughing dirt: It started out as the first one and then turned into the other.

Chi-Chi: [sighs] Why am I not--

Goku: [Reaches back, pats Vegeta's knee] Sorry, dude.

Vegeta: Thanks, babe.

Chi-Chi: Unbelievable. All three of you.

Vegeta: ...Did you bring--

Chi-Chi: YOU KNOW I BROUGHT SNACKS.

Bulma killing Vegeta should be a Vegebul trope. I mean that completely unironically and with utmost love.

#vegebul #kakavege #dbz mature polycule au #yo boyfie's wifey #yo bestie's husbie #yo husbie's boyfie #these two idiots #and bulma!#himbo and gremlin #and chi-chi!#of course she brought snacks #not because she's a housewife #because she's seen what happens when vegeta gets resurrection hangry #and goku gets distracted #and they lose track of the brain cell they share #when they are in each other's vicinity

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flannelepicurean · 6 days

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HELLO, MINNEAPOLIS!

Oh my blog, bean buns. I just had THEEEEE wildest dream.

Absolutely PACKED concert stadium. Beautiful night. Fans in a mood of adoration.

RADITZ. Glorious. So much hair. Front and center, singing with his whole entire goddamn chest, I can't even describe the genre, but Big-Big Kitty Man Boyfie apparently has a voice that's like Josh Groban and Meat Loaf just Raditzissimo-ed together, and everyone went BA-NANNER-ZZZZZ. Of course.

And then he got this look of absolute feline delight and counted off a zesty, "ONE-TWO-TRUNKS-NAPPA!!!" so they could start jamming. The fuck. OOOUUUUUTTT.

Raditz on lead guitar and vocals, Kid Trunks slamming on bass, Nappa absolutely ANNIHILATING everyone on drums. I think Chi-Chi showed up on keyboards at some point. And then the genre was "Journey x Meat Loaf," because "Saiyans x Meat Loaf" seems to be a headcanon sticking point for me. It just makes cultural sense.

Also, during intermission, Goku came out and sat on the Flying Nimbus and played some chill bamboo flute jams for everybody. I guess so they could catch their breath and reorganize their minds before getting ANNIHILATED with the absolute VIGOR of the second half.

And in the "lead man lies on stage and talks to the audience for a minute" part that you get from Green Day, Raditz went full panther and looked out at the crowd and purred, "Hey, babes... Guess what? ...You're... still...

Here."

in the most adoringly threatening way. Like, a tone of, "I really want to bite you, and YES, it is sexual. But also romantic." Because it was like... referring to the fact that both he and Nappa (and by extension Vegeta) had totally come to Earth with EXTREMELY ill intentions for all the folks in front of them tonight. But something beautiful had happened that transformed all three of them, and now there's a bond of... THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. This beautiful moment between the two Saiyans up here and the THOUSANDS of you out there in front of us, celebrating how much we love each other. We love you as much or more than you love us, humans. Humanity. Earthlings. Earth. We love you. I want to bite you, and it's both sexual and romantic. I love you so much. Chomp-chomp.

NOW LET'S ROCK!!!

And they tore the fucking house down.

And then Raditz was like, "Aw-RIIIIIIGHTTT!!! GOOD NIGHT, MINNEAPOLIS!!!"

And this morning I woke up like, "...goddamn."

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flannelepicurean · 7 days

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everyone in my vicinity @ me & my bullshit* when they keep putting me in charge of things.

*for real tho, don't throw around words like "inspirational" and "hope" and "change" and then be surprised when you get some ✨WHIMSY✨.

I was expecting anything but not Bard

#bard #90% bard #but i knew that #lol #y'all ever seen a bard in charge of a campaign?#or like #a project?#a job site?#...an organization?#it's more likely than you think

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flannelepicurean · 7 days

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omg raditz would be the

Disney. Fucking. Princess.

we all truly need.

but that HE deserves, most of all of us.

I wonder how Raditz was forced by Chi-Chi to wear something casual similar like Goku and Piccolo?

They handled it well

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flannelepicurean · 7 days

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gege: ... why are you looking at me like that

me, looking disrespectfully from an absolute caravaggio model pose on the ground:

FOR ALL MY VEGETA SIMPS

#vegeta #my blorbo #my prince #short king #i'm looking disrespectfully #like a caravaggio painting #saiyan pride you say?#flaunt for me bb #show me your magnificence #no wait come back #lol #poor gege

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flannelepicurean · 7 days

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new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

#cherry-coded cigarettes and someone else's lip gloss

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flannelepicurean · 7 days

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when yo boyfie tell u not to tell his wifey that his dumb ass done dumbed all yo asses AGAIN

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

that face. that face.

"mmmhhhhhhhhhrrrrrhhhh, kakarot u testin me right now bae u rly are, but i want dinner just as much as u do an i kno she gon be mad as hell... plus she could whip both our asses, i donno how but i kno it. u lucky u cute an i'm stupid."

#kakavege #yo boyfie and his wifey #these two idiots #goku be gokin #himbo and gremlin #kakarot bae u rly testin me this time #just like every time #u lucky u cute an i'm stupid #goku be tryin his patience #and everybody else's tbh #i love him so much

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flannelepicurean · 8 days

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#homestar runner dot net! it's DOT COOOMMM!#homestar runner #i'm so glad homestar runner is making a comeback #i'm so mad i can't find a gif or even an image of like #teen girl squad #that one bit where they go #is it voodoo?#it's voodoo

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flannelepicurean · 8 days

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jumping on the bub saga jumpsuit hype train for the "cover them up slut"/"NO!!! LET THEM OUT!!! LET THEM OUT, SLUT!!!" crowdies. hop on, get rowdy. toot toot, thirsties, let's fall in this trap. [runs past both bulma and goku and dives face-first into vegeta's cleavage]

i said what i said.

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flannelepicurean · 9 days

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Had a dream that I was watching a REALLY alternate version of TKK3 where Terry was still... Terry. But Daniel was also a little bit... Terry. In a slightly different way. He had a little bit of monster in him, and was desperately, decadently fascinated with the bigger, badder monster in front of him. And there was suuuuuch fearfully weird drama between them.

Because Terry was still BATSHIT BANANA HAMMERS, and Daniel knew it. But he couldn't settle with how much it made him want to let his own monster out.

Next thing you know, he's like... hiding a burgeoning coke habit from his mom, and pouring champagne into his bath water--that he bought with money he shouldn't have spent--just so he can stare at the way the bubbles wink back the candle light, and walking around in a leather jacket with no shirt on and grumbling and grousing caustic non-answers to questions from people who actually care about him.

And I think he probably started doing some real weird shit to get to Terry. To GET Terry. Because once he made up his mind to be a monster, and he knew what he wanted, there was no putting it back in the cage. And Terry probably smiled and smiled, with sharp teeth that winked back the candle light.

They had such a... an almost Hannigram dynamic, but neither of them at all refined or studious. Just kinda depraved and obsessed and feline. So weird. Also intriguing, conceptually.