“average person has 3 karate rivals” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 0 karate rivals. Daniel LaRusso, who is Just A Little (Punchable) Guy & adopts homoerotic karate rivals on the daily, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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cobra kai is crazy bc imagine being told "you know you liked it" by the man who tortured you decades ago in the fuckin cereal aisle. terry saying this in front of god and tony the tiger
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important context: my dad sucks
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guys if this post gets 300 notes i'll make sure to thank Bofa in my sekai tai winners speech
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who????
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Bofa DEEZ NUTS hahahahaha GOTCHA
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I'm breaking up with you.
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trapped in the torture chamber again (forced to do karate with my dad)
#if he tries to get me to wax one more of his stupid cars im calling cps #personal
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not evil anymore i want to be loved now
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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore
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my sister in christ you literally stabbed me
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and i'll do it again anytime you want princess 😘
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#emo #sadboy #my dad sucks #i hate my dad #daddy issues #mommy issues #sadblr
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The karate mob has arrested me for feminism crimes and at dawn I will be canceled without trial. They gave me a computer with one post in the chamber and said to do the honorable thing. I do not recognize my own country
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HELLO????
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oh so you've got time to learn how to meme but not to call me back?
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it feels like only a week ago I had to explain uber to you...they grow up so fast
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guys relax @notbluebeetle made it for him
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way to kill the joke dude
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‼️‼️‼️ ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS ‼️‼️‼️
Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans.
Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post.
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reblog if you agree @tortureiscool @larusso-auto-official @neverdies @johnny16289293018276377282
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holy shit
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