#metaphorically? do you people genuinely think that ed was super fine after stede just fucking disappeared into the night after his

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"ed shot izzy in the leg because izzy blamed the poisonous atmosphere on the ship on ed's love for stede, as if it was something bad, when it was in fact good and made ed happy"

god help me. literally what are those people watching the show with because it sure as hell can't be their eyes. ed shot izzy for talking shit about his pure and restorative love for stede. ed "fuck you, stede bonnet" teach. ed "freezes when izzy mentions a part of stede's catchphrase and goes to threaten the crew with a gun as izzy follows him stammering that he did not mean to mention The Previous Owner Of This Vessel" teach. this ed. the same guy who literally went krakenmode after stede abandoned him and had all of his things tossed off the ship -- along with the crew, "his playthings". ed "you're not a fucking mermaid >:(" teach.

THIS ED. shooting izzy to say "you're wrong and you're fired, loving stede was GOOD actually". ??????????????

#shrimp thoughts #what's going on in this club. is it the water? it has to be something #also i genuinely am unable to understand how people can still think the pink robe wearing songwriting and talent show organizing ed was GOO #he WASN'T HEALING. he wasn't being himself! he was adopting the thing he thought were stede -- fancy fabric! Healthy™ communication! #'why are we even pirates? we should do a talent show!' -- to distract himself from his own pain! what are you people ON #if ed's true self was a pink silk femme songwriter then WHY would he embrace it AFTER and ONLY after stede has left him at the altar? #metaphorically? do you people genuinely think that ed was super fine after stede just fucking disappeared into the night after his #confession? that he was fine n peachy to Talk It Through with his crew? that he was in his right mind when he told basically total stranger #who still knew him as The Blackbeard to just call him ed? ????????????????? GUYS. WHAT. #and ngl izzy was sorta right to blow the fuck up at ed. the way he did it wasn't good and it's clear izzy's response to traumatic emotional #events is to just process it quietly on your own and move on because there's work to do so he's NOT well equipped to deal with baby's first #heartbreak but dear godddddd piracy was their JOB it was how they earned money and supplies to LIVE. you can't live if you quit your #job to make friendship bracelets and give each other cute makeovers all day! how is that a controversial statement! #but then people are still convinced cottagecore retirement is 100% going to be the endgame so. what am i expecting here