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#minecraftstorymodeheadcanons
arizaluca · 6 years
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Ooh you're still doing the headcanon thing? Could you do some on the 3 Admins?
I’d love to! And I’m always doing the headcanon thing, haha xD
- Romeo gets SUPER touchy when the one-inch difference between him and Xara (with Xara being one inch taller than he is) is pointed out.
- Romeo, Xara, and Fred used to have ship wars with the citizens of the Underneath. (”Binta and Cam for life” “Okay but I ship Val and Soup” “I kinda ship Val and Binta” “FIGHT ME XARA” “Okay”)
- All of the Admins emit this aura that causes a certain emotion (when they’re an Admin). Romeo’s was anger, Fred’s was calm or happiness, and Xara’s was creativity. 
- The Admins themselves are immune to the auras, but you should’ve seen most of the citizens of the Underneath if all three of the Admins were in the same spot. (”Why is Binta calmly crafting a new weapon to destroy something?” “Fuck is she?! Binta, WAIT”)
- (inspired by @beforethebedrock) Romeo had two parrots named after Fred and Xara. He taught them swear words. (Including others in other languages.)
- Romeo likes cold places to a RIDICULOUS extent. If he ever sulked, he used to just teleport to a snowy place or a meat locker and just lock himself in. 
- Both Romeo and Xara see Fred sometimes when they glance at Jesse; Jesse and Fred are so similar at times that it’s genuinely a little creepy. (If Jesse is a nice person in the game.)
- Most people were not THAT scared whenever Romeo and Xara got mad (since that was just pretty often), but when Fred got mad– and I’m not talking annoyed, I’m talking REALLY FURIOUS– reactions ranged from “o shet” to digging a hole and hiding in it.
- Romeo loves animals (especially fluffy ones like dogs or cats), but getting him to admit it is near impossible.
- Once Romeo made a weird hybrid between a cat, a dog, and a spider. The result was a eight-legged fluffball with a cat’s head, dog ears, and many eyes that was oddly adorable yet terrifying? (”Romeo what the hell is that” “It’s… a felcanider.” “A what”)
- Romeo has had to catch himself several times when talking to Jesse; a couple times he nearly called them Fred. (It’s even easier to do so when not looking at Jesse or if the Jesse is male.)
- Fred had a weird affinity for spicy foods. He didn’t LOVE them or anything, but you could give him the spiciest food of all time and he’d eat the whole thing without blinking. (”Was that supposed to be spicy?”)
- Sometimes if the Admins were bored, they’d collaborate together to create new things. Some of the best things in the world were created that way (for example, llamas were created by the three Admins by accident while collaborating one day.) 
- Romeo cannot hold alcohol. At all. If he drinks more than two glasses of alcohol, he starts becoming totally smashed. As a normally-built person with a decent muscle mass, it is a mystery as to how that’s possible.
- Fred had scarily good health before becoming an Admin; while the other two Admins would catch colds, fevers, whatnot periodically, he was never sick, never had allergies (Xara was always so mad about that in the springtime), and never developed any health problems.
- Conversely, Romeo would get raging fevers, horrible colds, and break bones or ribs all the time. It was somewhat a relief once they became Admins.
- Interestingly enough, they were originally NOT Admins; however whenever anybody asks about it Romeo and Xara (if both are still alive) will find a way to change the subject.
- Xara was the one who created Endermen; she did it one day out of complete boredom. Romeo then created creepers to even it out, and Fred invented zombie pigmen. (”I thought you would’ve created, like, a dog, Fred.” “I like people; and I wanted to try mixing a pig with it to create some sort of hybrid. The result was, uh… this.” “We can see that, Freddy.”)
- Xara, Fred, and Romeo all had pet names for each other. If they really wanted to embarrass each other, they’d just call each other the pet name in public. (Fred was Freddy, Romeo was Romie, and Xara was Zee (or Xee if Romeo was spelling it out on paper))
- The original zombies were the Admin’s failed results with reincarnation; a weird form of respawn. They never fixed the rule, though, so if someone dies, there may or may not be a zombie version of them created elsewhere. Eventually, the corpse’s clothes, facial features, and distinguishing features get mangled and worn away so much that they become indistinguishable.
- Romeo created spiders to scare Xara; she used to be terrified of spiders. So Romeo made them all gigantic as a joke. (”Romie I will literally kill you as soon as I’m done running away screaming”)
- In retaliation, Xara made silverfish; Romeo is scared of mice. (”Okay okay I’m sorry about the spiders Zee” “I don’t believe you” “I’m super sorry okay now please make these things go away”)
- Fred would play the peacekeeper half the time and just watch Xara and Romeo argue with one another periodically. The results of the arguments were hilarious.
- The first person the Admins created may have been someone named Soren. 
- Despite what Romeo may seem like, he has a weird dislike for killing. Blinking out of existence; sure. Killing someone… no. 
- Fred was the first person Romeo had really ever killed.
- Killing Fred was basically a result of Romeo’s paranoia, fear, and desperation making him snap. There’s a reason he’s not entirely there whenever Jesse interacted with him until they literally punched some sanity back into him.
- Xara had a really weird love for salty snacks. Like, forget cake and stuff like that; potato chips all the way.
Hmm… that’s all for now, I think.
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arizaluca · 6 years
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Could I please have some Harper and Ivor married headcanons?
Ooooh. (rubs hands together evilly)
- Harper and Ivor argue, but very halfheartedly. (”Ivor, it’s my turn to wash the dishes.” “No no, you always break something.” “No I don’t.” “Yes you do.” “Okay yeah.”) Whenever this happens, Jesse jokes that their mom and dad are fighting again. 
- Ivor is the protective parent and will freak if Jesse cuts themselves on something by accident. Harper, in the meantime, just pulls Jesse to the side before Ivor can notice and gives them a band-aid.
- Harper has lots of cute band-aids, so it’s very easy to tell when she’s given someone a band-aid.
- Ivor’s not one for public displays of affection. He’ll usually just lean his cheek against the side of Harper’s skull if he’s feeling particularly lovey-dovey in public.
- Harper, on the other hand, loves physical contact and will hug, poke, or otherwise physically tease Ivor at every opportunity.
- Harper is one of the only people who can do anything with Ivor’s hair without him snapping at them or otherwise attempting to physically injure them.
- Ivor and Harper have very dry, sarcastic senses of humor most of the time, so they’ll often have sarcastic conversations that will confuse most of the people around them.
- Ivor loses his temper much more easily than Harper does. Harper usually just reads a book and waits for his temper to go back to normal, only stepping in when he’s about to physically injure somebody. (Which is surprisingly not that often. He loses his temper very easily, but he’s good at keeping himself controlled and not jumping to physical altercations.)
- Now on the other hand, Harper doesn’t lose her temper very easily, but when she does she explodes and oh dear looks like she managed to grab that axe off the wall, you might want to duck Hadrian.
- Amusingly enough, what Ivor and Harper do to calm each other down is almost the exact same thing– they’ll find Jesse, bring them over, and stick them in front of the angry person. (In Harper’s case she literally picks them up and carries them over, despite Jesse’s halfhearted whining.)
- Both Ivor and Harper can literally pick Jesse up with very little trouble. (Jesse may be an adult, but they are an adult that is about one inch taller than the legal midget height and very light besides that.)
- You’d better believe that if Ivor gives Harper a little kiss or hug or something like that in front of the New Order (or the Old Order), they’ll all be making little jokes about it in front of him.
- Harper is fine with people insulting her, but the moment someone even sounds like they’re bad-mouthing Ivor she’s picking something up and– Harper, wait, that’s an axe– Harper no don’t throw that at them!!!
- Ivor seems to care less about people bad-mouthing him, but he’ll start praising Harper loudly until her ears turn red if he overhears someone insulting her.
- Harper is a brutal prankster, but she’s never played any pranks on Ivor. (And yes. Otto is salty about this.)
Hmm. I can’t think of anything else right now…
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