#mom: ah my Amazon account got locked and it looks like the purchases I made were the ones that got charged to your card

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mother.

#ra speaks #personal #me. out loud with my mouth: did you or one of my brothers make Amazon purchases and forget to check what card they were using? #mom: no! your card must have gotten frauded :( #me. assuming she verified this information via her Amazon account as viewed in browser: ok. *goes through the hell of credit card claim* #mom: ah my Amazon account got locked and it looks like the purchases I made were the ones that got charged to your card #I’m soooo ditzy ugh here let me read out each item in the order #me. trying to get work done today instead of more time wasting phone calls: mother. mother I don’t care. boohoo you feel bad you screwed up #it’s out of my hands and calling me to tell me how bad you screwed up does not make me feel better it just makes me feel bad for you. #which I do not have the emotional bandwith for so I’m gonna sound like an asshole rn and tell you I got shit to do bye love you #I specifically asked her to look at her order history but. she was using the APP and couldn’t see the layout in browser that would show it. #gen x these days and their phones smh #girl I did not spend four hours lobotomizing your windows 11 PC to make it usable for you to not use it ever