#most of the quotes come from funkyfrogbait

[devilsrecreation]

More Njano x Hodari AU shenanigans

Makuu: Welcome back crocodiles—*notices Njano* What the hell?!

Njano: Heyo!

Makuu: What is that, gecko?

Hodari: He’s my lover, Njano!

Makuu: Skinks are supposed to be the enemy, Hodari!

Hodari: I met him a while ago, it was love at first sight!

Makuu: Have you been fraternizing with the enemy, Hodari?

Hodari: I’ve been doing a lot more than fraternizing with him

Njano: 😉

Makuu: Take him away for interrogation!

Hodari: But Makuu, I love him!

Makuu: SAY WHAT NOW?!?!

Makuu: You were late for training this morning, gecko

Hodari: Sorry, Makuu! I could not miss the birth of Njano and I’s love child

Makuu: Njano’s the enemy, boy! You can’t make a biologically impossible love child with the enemy, boy!

Hodari: But Makuu, we named him after you!

Makuu: YOU….named him Makuu? After me?

Hodari: No, we named him Crocodile Leader!

Makuu: WHAT?

Hodari: You’re the godfather!

Makuu: WHAT THE HELL?!

Makuu: You were late for training again, gecko—what the hell is that?!

Hodari: It’s your godson, Makuu!

Makuu: Get that abomination love child away from me, boy!

Hodari: But Makuu, Njano and I want you to meet him!

Hodari: You made a love child with the enemy, gecko!

Hodari: Look at him, Makuu! He wants to be just like you!

Kiongozi Wa Mamba (Crocodile Leader): *does the cutest reverse tail whip ever*

Makuu: ….Oh my stars, that is the most adorable thing I have ever seen

Hodari: He wants to be just like you when he grows up, Makuu!

Makuu: AAAGH. DAMMIT, THAT’S CUTE!

Njano: Hey guys!

Makuu: Get the hell outta here, Njano!

Makuu: *loud snoring*

Hodari: WAKE UP, MAKUU!

Makuu: *wakes up* AH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR SPOT, GECKO?!

Hodari: Njano and I are going on a date!

Njano: Sup?

Makuu: It’s 3AM and raining, you maggot! What kind of date is that?!

Hodari: It’s gonna be super romantic, Makuu! We’re gonna kiss under a leaf in the moonlight!

Makuu: *gags at the thought of mushy stuff* What the hell does that have to do with me?!

Hodari: We need you to babysit your godson!

Mamba (nicknaming him Mamba for short to make it easier): :)

Makuu: What the hell?!

Hodari: Bye, Makuu! *leaves with Njano*

Makuu: WAIT— *looks at Mamba*

Mamba: :)

Makuu: *awkwardly* So uh…you like fighting, boy?

Mamba: *nods*

Makuu: *fanboys* THAT’S MY BOY!

Hodari: *wakes up* Good morning, Njano! The fruit of my eye! The sun to my sunset! The nest to my egg!

Njano: *yawns* Morning, babe~

Hodari: And good morning my little-*pauses* Njano…Njano, the baby!

Njano: Wh-what’s wrong?

Hodari: The baby is gone, Njano!

Njano: ……..*screams*

MEANWHILE

Makuu: Alright boy, if you want to be a crocodile, there’s a couple things you gotta know!

Mamba: ?

Makuu: Now I brought some flashcards *takes out the flashcards* Alright, first one. This one says “sparring”. Is sparring good, boy?

Mamba: *nods*

Makuu: *fanboys* That’s right, boy! We love sparring! Sparring is good! Now what about this one? This one says “enemy”. Is the enemy good?

Mamba: *nods*

Makuu: No, boy! The enemy is bad! We fight the enemy, alright?

Mamba: *shakes his head*

Makuu: Ah, I can’t stay mad at you, boy. You’re too darn cute. Okay n-

*cue Njano screaming in terror*

Makuu: N j a n o

Nyororo (the green female skink): Now which of us will be the object of your attraction~?

Njano: Hm, wow…this is gonna be so hard…

Hodari: Skinks! I’m back from training!

Njano: H E L L O S A I L O R~

Hodari: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Njano: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Hodari: No, like, U R A Q T.

Njano: Awwww!

Hodari: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Njano: We’re married.

Njano: A gecko that wants to be a crocodile! Now that’s hot—funny! It’s funny!

Shupavu: Funny…or geniu—wait what’d you say?

#i’m so sorry #most of the quotes come from funkyfrogbait #check out their tiktok it’s hilarious!/pos #what is this what fanfic am i creating #this au is so funny #crackship #the lion guard