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rememberxyou · 2 years

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wanted connections: juno adler !

* if no cap is stated, then it is currently open to 3+ muses. that said, a cap may be put in place if too many people flock to it. all connections are open to any gender unless otherwise stated.

the bubblegum to her marceline ! the last thing i want to do is force ship. do you know how awful it is to get stuck in a ship when your characters wind up having no chemistry ? it’s terrible ! but, in any case, this is related to ‘friends/best friends’... only there’s more nuance to it. there’s a more complicated history and, to make it worse/better, more attraction. maybe there’s a fwb aspect ? whether this would culminate in something romantic-ish is totally dependent on how we think the chemistry is going, but wouldn’t that be sexy of us ? wouldn’t that be sexy of this connection ? ( 0/1 ) ( preferably femme or enby )

old friends ! juno didn’t grow up in stars hollow, but she did grow up a few towns over. this could work well if summers were ever spent in one town or another, if weekends ever overlapped, etc. then... omg, she’s suddenly moved to stars hollow ( by ‘suddenly’ i mean, like... six years ago ) !? reunited and it feels so good !

roommate(s) ! trying to pay for shelter, food, transportation, etc ? all the while also paying for a nice retirement home ? she isn’t exactly the spitting image of wealth ! even if she’s still able to run off of inheritance, that only lasts for so long... and money as a music teacher ? you only get paid so much... she’s gonna need someone to split those utilities with ! ( 1/2 ) ( val )

students ! listen. the bass is a sexy instrument. so are various others. it’s as simple as that.

bandmates ! this is a joint connection with jude warren and arlo floyd ! as of right now, i believe the instruments that have been scooped up are rhythm guitar/vocals, lead guitar, and bass. but more information about it is up on the main page ( aka, i don’t want to speak too much when i wasn’t the one who came up with this idea fhlkdsj ). ( 2/4 )

ex(es) ! juno has a very love/hate relationship with the concept of love and romance. she adores the feeling and the concept, the idea of growing old with someone who warms your heart fills her with joy... but there are so many obstacles. and, in the end, at the very best ? it ends in death. #edgy. so i can see this having gone a number of ways ! be they on good terms, bad terms, or neutral terms -- as mr. peanutbutter once said, let’s find out ! ( 0/3 )

friends ! bestie... don’t you think it’s a sad life having no friends ? so do i. and considering she’s actually nice the majority of the time ? i mean... maybe she does deserve a friend or two...

best friends ! see above. but lbr, this would probably be dependent on chemistry. friends ? that can happen easily ! best friends ? tends to be dependent !

others: reluctant confidant ( something something angsty rp backstory something something ), enemies/frenemies, one night stands, friends with benefits

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iminaworldofpureimagination · 1 year

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get to know me im constantly moving between three fandoms.

I'm a south park fan, bojack horseman fan, SpongeBob fan, invader zim fan, anything toon related fan.

@quietmtntown (for all south park stuff )

I ship cartman with nearly everyone

@bojackhorsemanobviously

( rp blog. Mostly self improvement musings right now. ) I ship bojack with diane x mr. Peanutbutter .bojerb is also cute but makes me wanna cry . I stan shipping bojay with happiness. Bojack haters are not welcomed

@bojackhorsemanblogobvilously

( watching x sharing dubs and posting screens of the show here)

@ididgettomeetyou (kataang blog)

I also ship zutara.. zukaang.. azulaang. And hate Hate hate the moral purity culture of this fandom over shipping.

Im Anti censorship and anti harassment.

I was born in the era of 90s

been online since 2005 (Fanfiction- skype-tumblr)

Got high adhd x ocd . I'm always bored so my brain rummicates a vicious cycle. Doing 30 percent better than a month ago tho.

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ashsquared · 2 years

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( lee pace. 45. cis man. he/him ) — hey there, ASHLEY ASHFORD !! are you headed off to SERENDIPITY YACHT CLUB & WHARF or TO PLAY TENNIS?? i knew i’d find you heading that direction since you’re not currently busy as an OWNER OF THE SANDPIPER BREWING COMPANY. of course i know that : you’ve lived in serendipity since MAY 2020. people have a tendency of saying you’re CREATIVE & FREEWHEELING but SHALLOW & SHORTSIGHTED. you also really have the vibes of a plane ride to vegas, not taking no for an answer, a beat-up old pair of doc martens, sleeping in after a night out, the stink of repeated failure. see you around!

PRESENT DAY —

ashley (call him ash!) is the owner of the sandpiper brewing company, his most recent business venture in a long, long line of failed ones. now forty-five, he figures this is the one that may stick. he’s thankful that his luck hasn’t run out just yet—or, at the very least, he has yet to file for bankruptcy or have legal disputes paid off through the ever-reliable ashford money. either craft beer really is his life’s passion after decades spent soul-searching, or his siblings being around make for better fortunes, after all.

he lives in a small, two-bedroom apartment in the heart of the city. the other bedroom is reserved for his twenty-something year old daughter on the off chance she visits, though more often than not, this is typically where his five cats hang around.

PERSONALITY —

the kind of man who will get elected for student council present and not do anything ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ notoriously known for not being able to contribute to a group project. part of why his businesses have failed is his sheer inability to delegate tasks.

friends and acquaintances will probably call him childlike. his best friends and siblings will call him emotionally stunted.

strangely??? though?? he is quite self-reliant and does not particularly mind living alone. i use the term ‘self-reliant’ loosely here: he knows how to cook rice, answer phone calls, and go to his 9-5 job.

he is incredibly single-minded and will stop at nothing to get the current task done, often to the expense of his own health. that trait has served him well during his athletic career—but at forty-five, it’s less admirable as it is vaguely concerning.

character inspirations: connor roy (succession), adam (yellowjackets), seth cohen (the oc), usagi (sailor moon), mr peanutbutter (bojack horseman), tbd.

quick stats: esfj (the consul); sanguine temperament, enneagram type 4

zodiac: libra sun, aquarius moon, taurus rising

MISC HEADCANONS —

has been married twice. once, to the mother of his child; the next, to his ex best friend (any gender). with his daughter now in her twenties, he’s glad to finally shed off the label of ‘single dad’ to the more worrying ‘bachelor.’

a half-sibling of the ashfords, he is usually removed from conversations about the family legacy. he has made attempts to fully detach himself altogether (e.g. setting up companies outside of their media business, using a different display name for every business, leaving for different states/countries for months at a time). but his father’s shadow looms over more than he cares to admit.

was once a professional athlete and made moderate waves as a [redacted — up for ur muse to figure out!]. this was in the early 2000s though, and he retired before his career can truly take off. his main reason was that he needed to care of his kid. the real reason was that he never got over a fight where he’d lost very, very terribly.

the worst kind of fitness/health gym rat. if he isn’t working at his craft beer place, you could most likely find him at the yacht club, the park, the rink, the gym, among others. he is a fairly active guy with a lot of free time on his hands, so it’s likely you may have run into him from time to time.

APPEARANCE —

tall guy (derogatory) 1.96 m good god...

has a tattoo of a crown on his arm. it’s the only one he has, and has it retouched from time to time.

he is going gray fast, and usually has his hair dyed dark at the salon.

#serendipity.intro

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treason-and-plot · 4 years

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@sweetnovember77

I don’t think that I could wrap my head around it either. Particularly, if I had been traumatized by the first heartbreak.

Yes, absolutely, but I was thinking more in terms of Roy being an extrovert. It would be very hard for him to understand the mindset of an introvert, or to get his head around the idea that someone would prefer their own company to his!

@muses-circle

Sadly he has the emotional maturity of a 17 yea old, so of course Roy will make is all about himself and not get why his stuff isn't enough. I get why he acts like that, though. It's easier to see the problems when you aren't wrapped up in them. I just don't want Roy to lose the one woman who does really love him.

Couldn’t agree more. Roy does have the ability to be insightful though, when it involves other people. He just doesn’t like turning the lens inward, (or more correctly, doesn’t feel it’s necessary.) But he might have to do exactly that if he doesn’t want to lose Saoirse.

@wannabecatwriter

Honestly, a lot about Roy reminds me of Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman. The way he can't really be without some woman in his life, especially.

I don’t know much about that show, sadly! I don’t think it’s available here.

@dreamsascend

Hopefully he does realises that.. but I believe he should also give himself some time to just feel and think for a bit. Soairse, too. Staying apart for awhile isn't a bad idea, give them both some time apart to figure things out about themselves and not just about their relationship. Don't see this as the end, Roy. It's only the beginning..

Great advice! I really hope Roy can indulge in some self-reflection, because I can’t see much future for them otherwise. The ball is in Roy’s court now.

@dreamsascend

A fruitful beginning ^^

@dreamsascend

Also on Soairse part, yeah! If she didn't leave..continues to stay with Roy. Sooner or later she's going to feel trap with him or the life she has with him. She had already felt it now even....

Yes, she does feel like that! She was dazzled for about 24 hours, but it wore off very quickly.

@ktarsims

She’s listening, but he can’t hear what she’s saying because he built up this vision and dream in his head about what it would be like once she arrived. I’d bet good money that he didn’t discuss much of it with her and just expected her to of course fall in line with his wondrous vision. And something she never bargained on was that right as she arrives she’s faced with a scenario where he’s been doing something really rotten and completely refusing to accept responsibility for it. It’s too much

The line ‘wondrous vision’ made me lol! Thank you so much for this. And yes, everything you describe is so true. Their honeymoon was over when Joël knocked on the door of the apartment.

@ktarsims

So she won’t just fall in line with this vision that he has. And that’s all he can see or hear. Nothing else penetrates. He can’t have his ideal vision. For possibly the first time in his life, he simply can’t have what he wants.

Oh my God, yes!!! And this is huge, for Roy. He can justify the failure of his marriage on the fact that Sonia is a lesbian, he can justify the failure of his relationship with Naomi on the fact that she is a psychopath (his words) but he cannot explain the failure of his relationship with Saoirse...because to do so he would have to accept a large part of the blame himself.

@streetlightaurora

😂

‘Stop staring at my Google balls!’

@muses-circle

@ktarsims agreed. It's a "expectation versus reality" issue. Neither of them thought this through.

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popculturebuffet · 4 years

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Jake Reviews Stuff: Close Enough: Logans Run’d and Room Parents

IT’S FINALLY HERE, PERFORMING FOR YOU. Seriously I have waited 3 years for this. And while yes thanks to a combination of a french animation festival and HBO’s own oopsie doodle I was able to watch 3 episodes already, and review them, it dosen’t make this any less sweet. The fandom can finally come togehter as a whole and enjoy the hell out of the series. And doubling my excitment is the fact that HBO Max dropped 15 episodes! 14 episodes bundled into half hours and one extra long episode that seems to feature one of the greatest musicans and comedians of all-time, a man who needs no introduction but hell if i’m not giving him one. WEIRD, AL, YANKOVIC!

I could not be more excited if I tried. And yes that’s with full awarness my pre-amphibia and owl house workload just became at LEAST 4 times what I expected and this may be all there is. Having to review 12 episodes still means getting to WATCH 12 episodes of a show I truly adore. It’s an easy trade off. So with that out of the way, we can dig into close enough’s second two episodes and see if the show can keep the momentum from the first pair! Door’s open, let’s do this! The full review and spoilers under the cut.

Logans Run’d With Candace having her first sleepover Josh and Emily (Who apparently aren’t on good enough terms with their parents to have them watch her something I hope they explore later in the series), have their first Candace free evening and spend it as you’d expect for a 35 year old couple: Pelvic thrusting to turn down to what while doing general errrands then planning to have a nice night in of tea and the great british baking show, which continues this show’s hard to get used to trend of using actual brand names. The two invite Bridgette to join them which she scoffs at saying the pair, and Alex who is not only delighted to join them but is in an old timey sleeping costume with listening horn which, no joke, is his profile picture on the show’s website, which feels perfect honestly and I love everything about that.

The three soon realize to their horror through flashback that they indeed are old (Hilariously alex’s is literally just his introduction in this episode), and beg Bridgette to take them along to a club, Logan’s Run’d. What follows is the three of them getting hard core drunk all the way to 9PM while Bridgette flirts with a younger guy and youtube sensation and who looks like the earth 3 version of hank venture.. until it turns out he’s actually a toddler wearing some sort of robot suit because of course. Things go south however both as our heroes realize their running out of steam.. and as another 30 something is made VIP>.. which in this club is being murdered to death by a giant fan. With blood which I”m sure JG was giddy to do first chance it was approriate given he did 8 years of a show on a children’s network and children’s networks hate blood as much as they hate actually letting shows mention the concept of death directly by name. Naturally the four of them want to book it out of there: While Bridgette , if she wasn’t lying about her age to the toddler, isn’t in the danger zone, she still just hit on a toddler and is naturally afraid of going to prison, but get stopped by the bar guy. Alex, in a supremeley sad yet badass moment, pulls out his blockbuster card and prepares to sacrifice himself for his friend’s sake: Partly because he cares about them and candace and partly because he’s worried he has nothing left to live for now he’s old, something I myself worry about going into my 30′s next year. Josh (Emily takes a second to join in) rushes to save his best bud and the two reassure Alex he has a future, a future of not having to get new music, of having nights of just relaxing and watching tv and getting pepper in your beard for , as Alex puts it “That george clooney look” Bridgette was the last one and guards her friends from being murdered for obvious reasons before breaking the fan. Our heroes are saved, alex and me honestly as all of that sounds really appealing to be honest and I live 2/3 of it already, are convinced that growing old is pretty sweet. Oh and the owner turns out to be an old guy, as Alex realizes when he refrences logans run and is murdered by the crowd. Our heroes enjoy pancakes, Bridgette still finds the guy cute which.. no no bridgette just no, and Alex muses about them having seen a man die. Final Thoughts: A decent episode.. while not as good as 100% no stress day ahead of it or the previous episode, i’ts a simple episode with good gags, an utterly great character moment for Alex which shows that despite his weirdo exterior he’s a damn good guy and he has something to live for. Also the toddler subplot was stupid and kinda creepy. A decent gag filled episode withs ome great ones and some really good animation. Also the opening is utterly iconic, easily one of the shows best jokes so far and probably in total and still works despite the use of turn down for what being slightly dated, but it works because it’s just really damn funny. Not the series best thus far but it’s still okay if a standard episode is this enjoyable.

Room Parents: Now this is the good shit. It’s parent meeting time at Candace’s school with Me Daughter Teacher having one last announcment while Josh is about to pass out from having to hold in 3 powerades... dude should’ve gone for gatorade.. it still goes through you it just tastes objectivley better. Anyways me Daughter Teacher locks the room for the announcment because he needs a room parent and things quickly turn to purge as everyone is either fleeing or trying to murder each other to avoid it. While i’m not a parent, I can at leat understand not wanting to give time to do this when your schedule is likely already a hellscape. Josh (Who wonders if they got a purge going, got a good laugh out of me. ), being basically what if Mr. Peanutbutter had an illigitmate son he dind’t know about, and i’m still not convinced he’s not his dad until the show proves otherwise, happily volunteers to Emily’s horror. Josh however.. is entirely game. He even makes a dad joke calling it a “Fun Raiser” to emily’s annoyance. It’s a nice show of just HOW opposite the two are: Emily being more stressed, as 100% stress day proved/will prove given it’s after this episode even though i’ve already seen it but it’s set later but...

The point is she’s a ball of stress while he’s a ball of enthusasim just like his dad, who i’m now just.. 100% convinced is his dad and dosen’t know it. Prove me wrong. Anyways Josh meets Nikki another parent whose own son is ominously framed in shadow because of course something weird about her who offers to pitch in.. and is also transparently intrested in josh. The next day Josh and nikki talk on the phone and Bridgette and Alex instantly pick up that she’s into him and that josh is the kind of guy every girl wants, with Bridgette sighting the look when he inhales mustard and Alex, being the objectivley best, citing his thin papery jack of clubs body type. I’m now 100% convinced they all had a foursome at some point before the divorce which Emily tries not to think about and Emily isn’t convinced.. until Josh, in another great gag, says Nikki said “wash your balls, so random”. Emily, now panicked, enlists Pearle who gladly volunteers her spy van, because Pearle is also objectivity the best, to go spy on alex in a montage set to heart’s crazy on you were we get our image for this episode which is a great gag.. especailly Emily mouthing “Wait afterwords’ and it being followed by them going to the sex hotel.. which is actually the essex hotel.. which is for affairs as it’s sign says. It’s hard not to just list gags for this show because it’s damn good but i’ll try. Emily then confronts Josh that night (doing the dramatic light turning on thing by holding the lamp another great gag), and Josh explains no he’s not cheating on her because he’s a pure boy, and he aquises to her, also finally realizing Nikki’s been transparently trying to seduce him. Naturally their attempt to uncoroomparenther before the Fundraiser goes pear shaped as it turns out Nikki is a con artist who pulls what professionals call a josh , scam a stressed parent, tie him up or kill him and then steal the fundraiser money for a school, for a living (She has another one cooking at the moment) and leaves them. Emily orders a knife via a delivery service, while a waiting Pearle wonders where they are.. which raises a lot of questions. WHy pearle is there is easy, she’s supporting Candace and her friends/tennants. That part is easy. Why she brought Randy, who at least at this point is objectively useless and why Alex and BRidgette AREN’T there I can’t explain. Maybe mecha pope garfield rose from the grave. Maybe Bridgette’s fucking that clown again. Maybe Alex has more garifled theroies to bust out. Actually those last two answer my question for me.. I mean someome’s gotta reveal Garfield was a founding member of the Justice Society of America.

Our heroes arrive however to Foil Nikki , who thent ries to escape on a children’s train.. which being a children’s train Josh and Emily just hop on and in a hilarious bit slowly remove the kids before ending up with Candace, who says “daddy’s girlfriend is getting away”. Jessica DiCiccio is a delight as Candace and her delivery is impecable here. However Nikki switches tracks and cranks up the speed. Thankfully while Emily and Candace fall off the train pearle and Randy, who I STILL don’t know why he’s in this episode he has no lines and does nothing, catch them, leaving it to Josh to fix his mess. After a breif fight and a nut shot Josh sucesfully swaps the money for Nikki’s fake son/dummy who she chokes bart style before both explodes when they hit a thermometor factory. Our heroes win, the fundraiser is a sucess and the teachers have elected Josh room parent for life (”That can’t be legally binding” “IT’S LEGALLY BINDING!”) Final Thoughts: A great , really damn funny episode with a great premise. While Emily being worried Josh would cheat seems weird given he’s a nice enough guy, it’s sometimes understandable to be panicky about that sort of thing and her worry is warnated given one party is trying to seduce her husband, josh is just too stupid to realize, which makes for a lot of great gags. It’s a really tighly done episode that like the above is more pure comedy and just hilarious, but has even better jokes and a much better executed premise to work with. And no weird toddler things. So overally a slam dunk. I have more close enough reviews coming today, obviously though i’d rather watch the rest before reviewing them, but while I do you can shoot me an ask to talk more close enough, and in more serious matters... One of my best friend’s cat’s cancer has come back and being out of work and just having moved into a new appartment, he needs help paying for it. You can find the go fund me here. And as always until we meet again, later days.

#close enough #josh ramierz #emily ramierz #alex #bridgette #candace ramierz #pearle #randy #jg quinte #calvin wong #hbo max #close enough spoilers

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