#my friend said they think I kinned draculaura as a kid

[whimsyprinx]

Reasons why I, local faerie, wouldn’t want to be a vampire

♡ living forever, anyone I get close to if they’re not a vampire would die and that would be heart breaking for me. Also I’d get bored if I had to live forever also also the world is in shambles why on earth would I want to live forever???

♡ I know it’s only because of silver that vampires couldn’t see themselves in mirrors and pictures but like modern vampire media opts to ignore this so for the sake of this I’ll just say “I can’t see myself in mirrors and that would suck because I’m vain”

♡ I like garlic, I’m not living a life where I can’t consume garlic

♡ I like to lounge in the sun like a snake on a rock, I don’t want to lose that, the sun gives me slight happiness

♡ I’m already allergic to like every fucking metal, I’m not about to be allergic to silver to that list so help me god

♡ I don’t particularly like the thought of HAVING to consume blood, blood is gross and weird I don’t wanna eat anyone or anything’s blood ya know?

♡ vampires end up dying painful deaths and I like, I know no matter what I am I could die painfully but like vampires are out here getting stabbed or pushed into the sun and dying painfully from it and I don’t want that

#rambles #vamposting #vamp posting #my friend said they think I kinned draculaura as a kid #I did