*presents u my dick grayson hcs like ur @ my garage sale* (dick hcs #1?)
♡ this
♡ hes a passenger princess(no this is cannon whoopsie)
♡ dick is like the first girl 2 b killed in a slaughter movie, but just as a 27-ish yr old adult man
♡ draws on a beauty mark in a different spot everytime & gaslights any1 who asks about it
-"hey wasnt ur beauty mark under ur other eye?"
-"idk i cant see my own face"
♡ hes always losing his hairties bc he keeps shooting them @ ppl
-& rubberbands 4 that matter
♡ we dont talk about the skin grip example
-it involves a lot of falling & a lot of crashing
-if ykyk
♡ dick usually has a twix in his pocket, but in order 2 get it u have 2 guess if its a left or right twix
-he also respectfully keeps the left twin in his left pocket & the right twix in the right pocket
♡ he never believed in santa claus but is terrified that watermelon will grow inside him if he swallows the seeds
♡ not rlly a hc but hes vry mcdonals girl toy coded
♡ says "fuck it we ball" b4 jumping in2 a drug ring
♡ the hardest hes laughed in a while was @ a bucket falling over
♡ "masculine but in a peacock way" quotes,,,,,
♡ makes hot chocolate in a pot
-refuses 2 make it in a mug it HAS 2 b done on the stove or its not the same
♡ knows how to do his make-up but doesnt know the name of the product he uses
-foundation? no thats just my face paint
♡ if u ask him 2 draw, hell say "i cant even draw a straight line!"
♡ dick; *pulls out sticker sheet* *puts mlp sticker some1s face*
♡ swallowed grapes/blue berries whole as a kid bc he didnt know better
-didnt chew them*
♡ dicks fav turtle is leo
♡ fixates on tinkering w/his bits & bots
♡ wears crocs
-"y do u wear crocs?"
-dick; kicks in their direction so the croc hits theyre face
♡ eyeballs measurements(like cooking)
-until it comes 2 clothes, then its ultra mega super duper whopper popper deluxe edition focus
♡ h8s grippy socks
-the textures weird + attracts halys hair(as if all socks wouldnt but-)
-prolly h8s socks in gen
♡ had 2 have snorted pixie stick as a kid
-i am such a believer that every kid has done this so he will 2
-as a dare @ LEAST
♡ when hes angry he plops 1 of those sweet cough drops in his mouth 2 chew on just so that he doesnt go off
-any hard candy works 2
-he needs 1 of those chewie chewables
♡ biting/chewing hcs bc it needs a separate category @ this point
-keeps chewing on earbuds
-h8s biting his nails actually
-no pen or pencil or eraser is safe
-loves biting but h8s when his food is 2 chewy/has 2 bite harder than usual
-has more than 1nce caught himself about 2 chew on electrical wire
-bites ppl he loves 2 show appreciation/love nom
-(i will defend this goddamn hc till the day i die)
♡ pizza bagels
-if ur confused, come see me after class
♡ titans have basically banned horror movies from movie nights bc dick would complain about the gore/physics/traps/mo/literally anything 'inaccurate'
-"dick its just a movie" "U DONT UNDERSTAND."
♡ has the most social media followers out of batfam but only posts 1nce a month(sometimes not)
-its just a picture of his half eaten cereal captioned "beautiful day today"
♡ titians walked in on him doing a backbend & thought some1 murdered him(not 4 vry long though cause oviously he was alive i just like the thought of some1 like roy when he 1st joined the team walking in & doing the most dramatic gasp ever)
♡ listen, i like contortionist dick
-its fun & silly
♡ takes 'cringe' as a compliment
♡ "ur mature 4 ur age!" dick; "let me fix that real quick"
♡ hair grows vry quickly
♡ h8s functioning labels(i mean we all should but yk)
♡ skilled in bingo
♡ over buys treats 4 haly
-& toys
♡ insane internal clock
-kinda ties in; tells ppl specific times
-"meet me @ 2;37 pm" as an example
♡ comic sans enjoyer(literally stole from ttg but shhhhhh)
♡ more invested in presidential gay love affairs than WW1 or 2
♡ hes about yay high
♡ hyperfixates on languages istg
i literally could go on 4ever bc my brain is that highway in germany but i wont
i regret nothing
pt 2 <- if i make 1 lol
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