#mystereriddler

[hraunwyf]

"Hey, Loki, do you think pigeons have feelings?"

@mystereriddler

“pigeons do have feelings and they talk to me and they are angry. i’m afraid humanity isn’t long for this world. bird rights activist is spearheading the revolution.”

#[ INBOX. ] #[ V: UNREMEMBERED SUN. ] #mystereriddler

[withinycu-arch]

"Riddle me this, Bruce. What kind of man dresses up like a bat?"

A Thing I asked For | See Rules

“Do I get points for not answering such an obvious riddle?” He asked with a kind of resigned affection he usually reserved for his children or friends. The latter were so few Edward could consider it a miracle he was considered among their number. 

#mystereriddler #the bat {bruce wang}

[faemoria-arch]

@mystereriddler​ ||  ▄ = telling them a joke . Symbol Shenanigans

          A stiff silence permeates the air in wake of his attempt . She is perfectly content to ignore the effort entirely , if only to spare him the embarrassment . Until it becomes clear that he is not going to say anything else until he’s summoned a reaction of some sort .       She sighs , blinking especially slow just two times , before setting a lazy look in his direction .

     ❛  You are quite adept at riddles , Mr . Nigma . I would suggest leaving the puns to someone else . Or at the very least keeping them away from me .  ❜

#mystereriddler #» เอกภพ ; Wind Queen #» ทั่วไป ; ask meme | symbol shenanigans #very loud tooth vc: |:

[batenby-blog]

*.   @mystereriddler  

 “ yeah.   stop talking. “   bruce requested of him  in their normal monotone  voice,   approaching him with their  thick-footed  steps in order to assess the damage.    after a moment,  however,  they  helped  edward up  by  picking him up like a   kitten  --    grabbing hold of the back collar of his  jacket  and  hoisting him up to his  feet  with their  strong arm,   then promptly letting go.    they could understand why someone would want to beat the hell out of  the man in front of them:  both because  edward  had something of a vibrant personality,   and because of his  current  career.   sometimes,  knowing  as much as  eddie  did  was a vice in  gotham.  

“ do you know who attacked you? “   they’re using it.   the detective voice.  looking at eddie like it’s all business.  the only thing to contradict the detachment of their tone,  however,  was when their large-ish hand rooted through a small compartment of their utility belt,  taking out a pack of tissues.   they offered it to  the other  for his bloody nose. 

#mystereriddler #i had to continue it .......... im sorry .......................... #i already love your eddie more than life itself? #Youre doing such good justice to my favorite riddle boy??? ;-;

[vindictivc]

"Napoleon Bonaparte was a hack and used the French Revolution to prop up his own ego and desires for power, and I personally hate him with a passion."

    “Yes, well… He was a man who almost had it all, wasn’t he? In 1812 when he sought to seize control of Russia, he made his biggest mistake. And many of us know the tragic end of that man, don’t we? He made a MISTAKE, his ARROGANCE and overconfidence getting the best of him, some historians may wager.”

    The ‘terrorist’ merely presses leather gloved hands gently down on the table in front of him.

    “The man underestimated the most important element of battle when going to take control of a country–its people. Supplies became low for Napoleon, the terrain was quite difficult, and DISEASE was nipping at their heels and infestations gave no mercy to his army. The Russians were even determined to burn down Moscow simply to keep Napoleon and his weary troops unable to rest, and to keep any hint of leverage away from Bonaparte. When he sought to retreat in due time when it became apparent that there was no choice left, the opposing army merely followed him in the rough winter weather and continued to pluck away at his men until his forces were almost reduced to nothing. In the end, he got what he perhaps deserved–being nothing more than a man like everyone else.”

#mystereriddler #asks;

[lastofmars-a]

mystereriddler replied to your post “CALL ME ?”

my brain upon seeing 'call me' immediately filled in 'beep me if you wanna reach me'

jonn jonzz kim possible crossover when?  i mean his daughter was literally called khym so 

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[ivyloved-blog1]

@mystereriddler (x)

‘You couldn’t even humor me this one time? I gotta admit, that stings a little.’

#mystereriddler

[cannotcontrolher]

Hey diddle diddle, time for a Riddle! I fall, but never get hurt. People hide from me, but hate when I leave for a long time. I can fill things up, but too much of me and everything will be destroyed. What am I?

DON’T MIND the red of her eyes, the stains of mascara on gaunt cheeks and the split lip. Don’t mind the glassy stare she gives him, shaky hand reaching for the gun before second guessing itself and coming to rest on the table once more, idly drumming bandaged fingers on the wood. Tap. Tap. Tap.      ‘ Fuck. I don’t know. Rain? ’ God, she really needs some water. And an Advil.     ‘ Tell me you’re here for more than this... sphinx bullshit. I like my office to be intruder-free. ’

#mystereriddler #v; more fun less mercy killing #' whomst the fukc

[hraunwyf]

Takes her hand and kisses it, presenting her with a gift box. "Good to see you again, Loki, my dear."

@mystereriddler

“Is it? Certainly took you long enough to come see me.”

There’s a haughty arrogance in her tone that doesn’t reach her eyes, which glitter with mirth. People get busy, it happens—she wonders what awful, nasty things Eddie’s been up to in their time away, but more importantly, she snatches the box from his hands as if she’s utterly ungrateful (she isn’t). “This had better be good.”

#[ INBOX. ] #[ V: UNREMEMBERED SUN. ] #mystereriddler

[faemoria-arch]

mystereriddler replied to your post: Riddle me this! I can bring tears to your eyes,...

“I….believe the answer is the same as mine. A memory…” He frowns a bit and blinks at her.

                          ❛         Well that was my answer .                                               Is there a problem ?   ❜

#mystereriddler #you have a trademark on the concept of riddles i'm not aware of or something?

[batenby-blog]

*  @mystereriddler   //  continued.  

  bruce flinched,   recoiling  a little  backwards   when edward suddenly moved toward them   --   it was less of a fear thing  and  more that they were too used to  taking hits  to risk anything on such  movement   --   and   it took them a moment to realize what was happening here.   edward was  hugging them.  they sat stock still for a moment,   almost unsure of what to  do,  mind buzzing   ...   before  slowly,   carefully,   strong arm came to wind around  eddie’s  form,  one hand  resting  on  the back  of his  head,  pressed against  brunet  locks.   bruce blinked  a couple  of  times,   listening  to the  sobs  and  feeling  the  trembling of his shoulders,     before gently  shushing  him,   hand  lightly  stroking  his hair.   “ shhh.   it’s okay.   you’re not alone.    you’re not alone. “

#HAD TO MAKE IT GAY LADS !!! #tbh i would die for au where bruce/eddie go from being enemies to begrudging work partners to friends to Companions to. they love each other #mystereriddler

[vindictivc]

"When is right not right?"

   “One may say when it is left, but three lefts do tend to make a right.”

   “Are we about to head into ethics and philosophical territory here, my dear friend?”

#mystereriddler #asks;

[lastofmars-a]

mystereriddler replied to your post “jonn jonzz is mentally ill! j’onn j’onzz is a Fuckin Survivor!!!! ”

eddie voice: cheers ill drink to that

We Are All Mentally Ill On Main

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[ivyloved-blog1]

@mystereriddler liked for a starter !

She’d been waiting for him, an hour or two had passed since Pamela entered Eddie’s home, using the spare key he had given her some time ago.

Except he wasn’t home. The stress from her current... dilemma --Is that what it would be called?-- had her forget about his new detective job. And that it kept him out of the house for most of the day.

But no matter. She was here already, was she not? 

Her time spent waiting was occupied by her racing mind, looking over the papers and cards in her hand. Four hand-written letters, four Mother’s Day cards. It just didn’t make sense to her. 

So she was here for a more professional opinion.

When Edward returned home, she was still sitting in the dark, the glow of her eyes darting to him immediately. 

‘Hello, Edward.’

The usual playful tone she had with him was gone. Perhaps it’d come back if her panic subsided.

‘Apologies for the surprise. But I need your help.’

#mystereriddler #-- #--- #---- #mothers day mention

[kingofhellfire-blog]

⛔️ - How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning?🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed?💸 - What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have?

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⛔️ - How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning?

lucifer has very little respect for human law, truth be told. he himself has no problem imbibing in drugs and dabbling in illegality and he has a nasty little tendency to entice people to break the law themselves, especially if it will suit his own needs or grant him some subtle advantage. 

🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help?Would they have the experience needed?

yes. lucifer is always going to take any chance he has to force a favor from someone, including saving their life. now, there are some caveats to this; if this person has wronged him, in some manner, or generally made themselves a nuisance, he might be more willing to simply let them slip away from the mortal coil. lucifer has no formal training in medicine or healing but he has lived for countless years and has picked up some stuff. he could probably stop someone from bleeding to death and maybe set a limb but other than that and you’re a bit fucked.

💸 - What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have?

lucifer is a wealthy person; we never get an absolute count of how much money he has but by mine and @thedctective​‘s calculation, he probably has upwards of several million dollars if not more so he definitely is wealthy. that said, though, given that he himself earned his fortune through shakily legal and even less than legal manners, he really has no place to sit in judgement of them.

#(hc) ; WELL I'VE HEARD THAT THE DEVIL'S WALKING AROUND #(ooc) ; OUT OF HELL #thank you! #mystereriddler #asks