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Zoo Keeper #Chapter 1

Admin: Yeah so I have been playing around with the idea of Veterinary Sasuke and I while I was brainstorming this came alive. Also with the inspiration of the following video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f8Hpid8YWA&t=40s

“The Lions” 

“Hello everyone! Welcome to Konoha’s Zoo. My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I am the primary keeper here. So, what I am going to do is feeding the lions. I have here in my bucket red meat, they love that, and some chicken necks. See the bones in the chicken neck won’t splinter and the extra calcium is good for them”

Naruto looked at the crowed of children that apparently came from a school trip. They were wearing a cap with their school logo on it. They were cheering loudly. Naruto laughed, holding the bucket with one arm.

“I love to inform you about these majestic creatures, but keep your questions after I am done feeding them. They get very affectionate and they hate it if they don’t get their attention, dattebayo!”

“Sir, are you gonna go in the lion cage!” One kid shouted.

“Sanji, he just said he will answer questions afterwards. Listen to the zoo keeper” The teacher said.

“It is alright” Naruto put the heavy bucket down,  “Sanji, have you ever been to a zoo before?”

“Yeah! They fed the lions from behind the cage, boring!” the kid folded his arms and pouted.

“Well, my lions and I have very good bond. I have known them since they were cubs” Naruto said, “that is why I am,  in their eyes, the dominant figure but don’t forget..They are still dangerous cats” The blond winked as he opened the door of the enclosure and walked in. It seemed the lions could smell the meat from meters away. They ran towards him.

“Stop, Kiara!” Naruto stuck his hand out and had a strict voice, causing the lioness to sit. “Yes kids, when food comes around we have a little bit of a different cat. “ Naruto said, grabbing the chicken necks and feeding the female lions before the other two came.

“This is Kiara, the male is Simba, and the last one is Nala…” Naruto frowned looking as he looked at the last female lion, Sarabi. She didn’t seem to be willing to eat.  Naruto woke up from his thoughts, feeling Kiara walk passed him, her body purposely pressing against Naruto’s leg, causing him to almost  take a step to the right.They  were heavier than they looked.

“Eh girl, aren’t you a tsundere” Naruto patted her back, throwing a big lump of red meat in front of her. “See Kiara, I do love you” his hand patted her head, as he threw another two another chicken neck. “Yes kids, being the dominant figure is important, but so is mutual respect. That is how you form a strong team”  he gave the lioness a kiss on the head.

“Why isn’t that other lion eating?!” Sanji shouted from the crowd of kids, this times the teacher grabbed him by the arm and gave him a strict look.

“I honestly don’t know…”  Naruto muttered to himself. He threw the last lumps of flesh to the lions before walking out of the enclosure.

“Mrs.Akari, can we ask questions now?” Another kid asked.

“ Mr Uzumaki will say so himself” the teacher answered. Naruto’s eyes were glued on Sarabi. She has been like that for a couple of days now. He thought it would pass, but it seemed it hasn’t.

“Uhm..Questions... yes..” Naruto looked at the kids, “Oh wow not everyone at once” he scratched the back of his head seeing 30 hand stuck high in the air.

“Adorable kids…”  Naruto said, feeling a sweat drop appear on his forehead.

Oxoxoxo

“Sarabi, what’s up chicka?” Naruto put his hand on the fence, observing the female lion. She hasn’t moved from her spot in the shades.

“Oi, what ya doing?” Naruto didn’t respond to Shikamaru.  “Hey, you alright?”

“Yeah, yeah… I am worried about-”

“Your babies?” Shikamaru filled in the gap.

“She isn’t eating, she isn’t playing or running. She just sits there” Naruto said.

“Better than having them throw feces at you” Shikamaru said, “I am glad I take care of sloths… Not monkeys.”

“I take care of lions, and they are pretty valuable to this zoo”

“Actually the pandas are the most valuable to the zoo”

“What? I get crowds constantly-Aaah nevermind- I am worried about Sarabi” The blond sighed.

“Get the vet”

“Didn’t she quit two weeks ago?” Naruto asked.

“Last week a new one started. Haven’t you met him yet? His name is Dr.Uchiha”

“I should probably meet him then. Bet ya five bucks he will be impressed about my bond with these lions”  Naruto said as he  walked away. He had to go all the way to the back of the zoo to get to the small white building. He waked up to the door, trying to peek through the small window. The last veterinarian was quite the nag. He remember her complaining how the lions are wild animals and he shouldn’t treat them like kittens.The amount of times he rolled his eyes at the old nag was more than the blond could count.

He opened the door and peeked inside. He could see a raven, not much older than he was. He was wearing a lab coat and light blue latex gloves. But what caught the blond’s attention was his hand down  an unconscious  crocodile throat. He seemed to be looking at a screen. He slowly pulled his hand back, holding a apple Iphone in the hand.

“Called it. Android phones are bigger” He said, putting the phone away.

“I guess you were right, Sasuke” Sakura said.  

Naruto knew Sakura since forever. She had worked here just as long as Naruto had.

“Hey, Sasuke” Naruto said,closing the door behind him. The Uchiha didn’t look up as he took off the gloves.

“I prefer people knocking instead of walking in uninvited while I am busy” he said,washing his hands.

“....Okkkaaaaayyyy~” Naruto shared a look with Sakura.  “I am sorry….Didn’t mean to...Disrespect you or anything,Sasuke”

“It is dr Uchiha and you already have in..” He looked at the clock, “less than 10 seconds. Word record”

“...But Sakura just called you Sasuke. I just assumed you-”

“Your assumption is wrong, Mr.Uzumaki”

“Oh you know me. I see..Sakura has said some great stuff about me” he pointed a finger gun at her and she immediately shook her head.  “Owh...I’m disappointing…Dattebayo”

“Before you waste more of my time. How about you tell me why you are here?” Sasuke asked, finally turning around. It was then that Naruto got a good look at him from top to bottom. He was quite good looking. He was obviously not from around here. His eyes looked exotic just likes Naruto’s lions are.

“Mr. Uzumaki, if you are going to daydream do that somewhere else” Sasuke commented, causing Naruto to wake up.

“Uhm one of my lioness. Sarabi, she has been behaving strangely-”

“Animals, just like humans, sometimes show un-natural behaviour” Sasuke was quick to respond.

“No, she doesn’t eat, she doesn’t play with the others. She is 17 months. She doesn’t run around. All she does is sit in the same spot in the shadow with that moping expression on her face, dattebayo”

“Moping expression?” Sasuke asked, he shared a look with Sakura.

“Yes, I know. I have them since they were-”

“Cubs...I am well aware of the history of the animals in this zoo” Sasuke said. Packing some things in a shoulder bag.

“So you are gonna take a look at her? She is very nice, I promise you don’t need to-”

“I am going to come by later today. First have to go to exam some pandas” Sasuke said, walking off with his shoulder bag..

“Damn these pandas…” Naruto muttered.

Oxoxox

The day ended and it was time to put the lions back in their big cage so they wouldn’t stay outside in the storm that the weatherman warned everyone about. He was whistling a song as he patted Kiara who once again walked against his leg. She stood still, and showed her teeth.

“Hey girl, you don’t give me that look alright” Naruto warned. “Yes my attention has been around Sarabi, but you see she is not well. You are 17 months, behave like it”  Naruto squatted down. “Now lets  make up..Gimme paw” Naruto said putting his hand, feeling the big cat paw on his before lowering it back on the ground. “Good girl. I love you, you know that” He  kissed her head. He could hear somebody clearing his throat and he immediately turned his head, seeing Sasuke stand behind the bars.

“Aren’t you supposed to be guiding the lions from behind these safe bars to their cage?”  The vet asked, raising an eyebrow. “Or do you have to give your babies their goodnight kiss before they go to bed?”

“Ooh they are my baby girls afterall”

“That one is male”  Sasuke said,pointing at Simba.

“He is still my baby girl,aren’t you Simba?”  The lion didn’t respond, all he did was yawn. “He is lazy”  Naruto said, closing the cage  before opening the procation door, so Sasuke could come in. The Uchiha walked towards the cage of the lions and looked through the bars.

“I don’t see much wrong with any of these lions” he said. “At first sight”

“Sarabi is the female in the corner. She hasn’t eaten all day, she hasn’t for the past days-”

“Yes you explained to me before”  Sasuke interrupted him. “I will have to examine her from closeby. Tomorrow I will have-”

“No,no you don’t need to sedate. My lions are getting very..Uhm...Well scared when they see one of their own unconscious and dragged away. It makes them think they are in danger, dattebayo”

“Mr Uzumaki, I am not just going to walk in a cage filled with lions to examine an conscious one-”

“They won’t harm anyone. As long as I am with you.You know I have had them since they were cubs” Naruto said.

“Yes, I am aware of your reputation as ‘lion whisperer’. But even if I wanted I am not allowed to. I am forbidden from-”

“Yeah whatever...You are just like that old vet. Do you even care about these animals?! Because all what I hear is that you know something is up with her and you don’t give a fuck what happens  to her-”

“Okay firstly,” Sasuke put his hand up, indicating the blond  to shut  up, “I can tell she isn’t dying. I can easy wait till tomorrow to see what is wrong with her.I know,I am a vet, I studied six years, so let me do the diagnosis or go get your own diploma!”

Naruto opened his mouth to say something, but Sasuke shut him up again.

“Secondly, don’t you tell me I don’t give a fuck about animals. I have dedicated a great part of my life protect them, saving them and helping them. So before you go running to conclusions why don’t you do your research first,dumbass!”

“Sa-”

“I am not done yet! If you question my professional-”  A loud groan was heard,followed by a claw coming from between the bars. Sasuke yelped. Naruto pulled  him away from the bars, but the Uchiha could still feel the large claw cut through his lab coat.

“Kiara! Bad girl! Bad girl!” Naruto said,seeing the lioness still show aggressive behaviour. “I’m not tolerating such behaviour, young lady” The lion backed off, lying down and looking away. “Tsundere…” he muttered before looking at Sasuke. The blond had a hand wrapped around his waist, while Sasuke’s  hand was on Naruto’s chest.

“She is usually not like that at all;.She must have thought you were a threat to me when you raised your voice like that,dattebayo. She is just very protective.”

Sasuke looked up at the blond, before pushing himself away from him.

“This is exactly why in my contract is stated I have to be very cautious when working dangerous animals because my death is not insured” The raven said, “bring her in tomorrow first thing in the morning. Un-con-tious.” Sasuke hissed the last part.

Naruto sighed, turning his gaze from the Uchiha walking away to the Kiara.

“You just proofed him right, Kiara bad girl!” Naruto said, but the big  tsundere cat didn’t seem to mind.

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Rings Ain’t For Me

It seemed like a casual Thursday evening. I was watching T.V. and I was pretty engaged in my series before Izuna ran inside and laughed pretty loud. I couldn’t even turn my head towards him before he had already appeared in front of me. He forced my mouth open and pushed something cold in my mouth.

“Shush, don’t show Ita,” he whispered as he pressed his fingers on his lips. I was curious what the hell Izuna had forced inside my mouth. I hope it wasn’t any drugs. I let my tongue slide over it while frowning, confused.  Izuna already ran off, and I came to a conclusion that he put some sort of ring in my mouth.

“Izuna, quit it!” Itachi seemed annoyed when he entered the living room. His hair was wet from the shower and the mint smell was pretty strong around him, also he seemed to take over my ‘no pants habit’ in the summer.

“Izuna!” He called out as he walked towards the backyard where Izuna had ran off. Knowing Zuna he was probably bored and wanted to get some attention, unfortunate for Itachi-nii, he was the one nearest to him.

“I don’t have it! I don’t have it!” Izuna said. Well, he wasn’t lying...Whatever Itachi was searching for was in my mouth. I could have ended it all by spitting it out and giving it back, but that would mean Izuna would start annoying me, and my time was a little too precious for that.

I heard my phone buzzing. I signed as I turned the screen on, suddenly my eyes widened when I saw that Naruto had sent me a message.

“Hey Sasuke I still have your gym shirt I borrowed last week”  He wrote to me.

“Owh so you had it. I have been accusing my brother of burning it.” I replied.

“U cant blame him ... “  Naruto typed back. I frowned.

“What do you mean with that? You didn’t deserve to wear it.” I retorted back.

“Teme, there is literally written, ‘I am so cute from my head to-ma-toes’  on it. I will never get your sense of humor.”

“ I recall seeing a orange shirt with  ‘Keep calm and eat Ramen’ on it. Not to mention that I have also seen a pair of...Briefs with what seemed like a fishcake pattern on it?”

“I don’t know how you spell it but ‘toechie’ teme.”

“You mean ‘touché’ ?”

“Hey how about I come and bring your shirt and then we go grab some ice in the park? Together dattebayo.”  excitement appeared around my entire body and I gasped by the mention of us being ‘together’. It seemed like such a flirting thing to say, but when I gasped the item Izuna put i my mouth got lodged in my throat. I coughed, getting the feeling of being choked. I grabbed and held at my throat as I continued coughing until I swallowed loudly.

“Otouto are you alright?” Itachi rushed back to the living room. My eyes looked shocked as I stared in front of me. My hand still holding my throat. I could feel it glide further.  I turned my head to Izuna.

“I swallowed…” My voice was only a whispered.

“That is what she said. What are we talking about?” Madara entered the room, and for once I didn’t care that he changed the channel.

“You did what?!” Izuna wanted to laugh, but some sort of realisation made him hold back.

“What did you swallow, Sa….” It was nice to see Itachi-nii putting 1 and 1 together. He turned his head to Izuna, and his look turned into a glare.

“You are not going to tell me that you put my ring in his digestive system. “

“Actually...I only put it in his mouth...He himself...Put it in his digestive system.”

“PUKE IT OUT!” Itachi raised his voice, and it wasn’t really a surprise. He had that ring for like...Forever.  I got up and rushed to the bathroom. I knelt in front of the toilet, and I felt this gross feeling appear in me.

“Niisan puking burns your throat. I really don’t wanna-”

“It is either my finger down your throat or yours.” His voice sounded so mean. I faced back to toilet.

After I few attempts...I only gagged, but no puke...

“Keep trying, or else he will kill us both!” Izuna shouted.

“This is all your fault!” I shouted as I leaned my back against the wall. My throat was burning.

“I never told you to swallow it, did I?”

“I am going to die...it is going to be all over the news. Man dies from swallowing brother’s ring.” I let my head hang.

“Well it is better than kid kills burglar with gun, right?” I could punch Izuna in the face right now.

“What is going on?” Shisui looked surprised as he took his shoes off and pushed Izuna out of the restroom.

“Izuna stole niisan’s ring and when he passed me he pushed it in my mouth and I accidently swallowed it and now niissan is mad and I am going to die.” I rushed.  It felt stupid to cry for something silly like this, but I felt like crying even though I didn’t let myself.

“W-what?!” Shisui looked surprise as he then turned his head around. “Puke it out, puke it out!” Shisui grabbed my collar and pulled me towards him. He literally pushed his finger down my throat, causing me to gag, but nothing to come out yet again.

“Did you eat anything today?!”  Shisui got up and walked towards the living room, probably asking Itachi what was up next. I got up and walked to the living room.

“I can’t die...I haven’t practiced my last words towards all of you. I don’t want to die a virgin.” I leaned my back against the wall.

“You are not going to die,”  Itachi sighed,  “Not by my ring at least.”

“I am not going to die?  I quickly have to get laid, this has been an eye opener to me-” I felt a light punch to my head. I rubbed the injured spot.

“That doesn’t mean it isn’t dangerous. We have to wait and see if you shit it out by tomorrow. If not we have to surgically remove it.”

“Please digestive system, don’t fail me.” I said, putting my hands on my abdominal.

“Why didn’t you just spit it out?”  Itachi turned his face to Izuna, but Izuna wasn’t standing in the spot he had just stood 3 seconds ago. I could suddenly hear his voice from the kitchen.

“I don’t think he can today.  No, no it has nothing to do with you not liking that stupid shirt.  No, he swallowed Itachi’s ring. I don’t know if it is bad. I know he has to shit it out by tomorrow.  Yeah, but I know my little brother, I will just feed him a lot of pasta, he always shits a lot from Italian food.I will tell him you wish him the best of luck with shitting out the ring. I am not sure if that will rip open his asshole...Maybe it does. I don’t think he will show up at school...If the ring did ripp his butt hole open I think he wouldn’t show for a week..I am not sure how long a butthole takes to heal.”  There was a small silence. “Itachi, how long does it take for a butthole to heal?”  

Itachi turned his face towards me. I bet he knew what I was thinking.

Who was he talking to?

“Who wants to know?” Itachi asked. I never heard Itachi actually ask something so….Careful, but my inner hate didn’t allow me to enjoy the moment of Itachi actually fearing my reaction for once.

“Naruto, the nice blond kid from Sasuke’s class.”

“I am going to kill Izuna.” I said as I cracked my fingers.

“Sasuke do-” Itachi stopped Shisui from talking.

“That little bitch did literally throw my ring in the shit….I think he deserves it.” Itachi

“Itachi, don’t hold a grudge against Izuna for an inconvenient-”

“YOU BITCH!” I tackle Izuna on the ground, causing him to drop his phone.

“I didn’t force you to swallow!”

“But you did put that fucking ring in my mouth! But that is not even the worse part!” I hissed pushing his head to the ground, and pinning his arm painfully to his back.

“That is my art arm, please use the other!” He said.

“I will break every bone in that hand. I hope you were good at biology because you are going to name every single one of them or else I will break the same bone twice!”

“I didn’t even follow biology in high school!” Izuna exclaimed, “Are you really going to ruin your brother’s career for a piece of blond dick?”  

“It is an exquisited piece of blond dick with my name on it, you cunt!” I hissed bending his arm further.

“I know it is my own rule to never break a cat fight...Even when one of the cats is actually a lion.” I saw Madara’s eyes burn my cheek. I looked up with hateful eyes.

“But …”  Madara pointed at Izuna’s cell phone, the conversation was still going, meaning he never ended the call.  My eyes widened before looking at Izuna.

“I die with dignity, bitch,” he hissed. I got up and picked the phone from the ground, carefully placing it against my ear.

“Uhm...Izuna?”  I heard Naruto say.  I opened my mouth to say something back. Something between the lines of  ‘I was just kidding, I call all my friends  exquisite pieces of blond dick...”  But...I ended up saying nothing and hanging up. I looked up at my brother, giving me the awkward look.

“Is that boarding school still an option?”   They all awkwardly looked away.

“What’s for...Dinner?” Madara asked, looking at Shisui.

“Rice,but….I am going to change that to Italian food...For an obvious reason.”

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