#new hyperfixation let’s freaking gooooooooo

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ahhHhHhHHh okay so i finished the legend of vox machina (or at least everything that’s out*) and i have!!!!!!! so many fucking emotions!!!! i may or may not be Very Fucking Obsessed,,,

anyways,, assorted Thoughts and Feelings so that i don’t just spam fifty posts in a row about this silly little show:

- vax is!! the love of my life!!!!!!!! i love dark and mysterious rogues who are actually just dumb boys that are full of love 🥺🥺 ……. but also i was looking up his character and learned that he dies so 🙃 that’s really fun for me 🙃🙃 why does every character i love die tragically??! 😩😩 (but yeah i watched the campaign scenes of his death and i possibly teared up a bit,,,,)

- scanlan supremacy i love bards so goddamn much 😩😩 i love that he’s a stereotypical Horny Bard (who is definitely bisexual i don’t make the rules) but he also has so much depth to his character and the angst— love me a character with self-worth issues because haha SAME !! not ready for him just fucking leaving the party though (if that part gets animated) because i would :( miss him very much :,(

- also on a scanlan note his crush on pike is!! the cutest fucking thing!!! it’s a little sad because it really doesn’t seem reciprocated to me (and also aroace pike supremacy 😌) but it’s still so wholesome and cute nonetheless. (when she showed up to save their asses and he just went “marry me? 🥺😍🤩🥺”,,, i’m love him,,,,)

- percy is HOT as FUCK (although let’s be honest, the only party member i don’t find at least a little attractive is grog) and i’m obsessed with him. i love fucked up guys with incredibly traumatizing backstories <3 he can be a bit too edgy for me sometimes though, i just want to gently take his guns away and wrap him in a warm blanket and give him a hug so that he doesn’t have to be all angsty all the time

- on a specific percy angst note: WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PEPPERBOX AND SCANLAN ASKED WHO THE SIXTH SLOT WAS FOR AND PERCY’S SHADOW POINTED THE GUN AT HIMSELF I— 😩😩😭😭😭😭 this isn’t okay what the fuck :,(

- like every piece of media ever, i have decided that the party is basically one big polycule. the twins are definitely both in love with percy and he also has a thing for both of them, and keyleth likes both the twins and vax likes her back. can’t decide if vex likes her too or just flirts with her but either way i love them. also scanlan has tried to seduce everyone in the group at least once (except keyleth because no),,, the only person it worked with was vax because i have a strong vax and scanlan exes agenda.

- perc’ahlia is just the bi for bi couple,, they’re both so hot 😩😩👀 literally everytime he calls her by her full name or she calls him percival and/or darling i just,,,,,, hhHhHhHhHhHhH hot people.

- the music in this show is everything to me,, the theme music Unlocks Emotions and all of scanlan’s songs are my favorite things ever i’m mad at sam riegal for having such a goddamn beautiful voice how dare scanlan’s silly little songs awaken things in me

- on the same note… my favorite song is just “the legend of vox machina” for many reasons but especially because i love the violent transition from “oh yeah haha here’s our dumb and silly big guy!! ☺️✌️” to “this man has a fucking GUN and he will blow your FUCKING BRAINS OUT with it” and back to “here’s the lovely nature girl 😌🍃”

- i’m suing for the emotional damage caused by the death of Merry-Brandybuck-But-He’s-A-Dwarf-Now-And-Also-Gay-With-Percy-De Rolo

- final note isn’t actually related to the show but i’ve been watching some scenes from the campaign and i am losing my entire mind over the bathtub scene holy fucking shit,,, the genius,, the comedic timing,,, laura bailey, liam o’brien, and taliesin jaffe are my goddamn heroes 😩😩

anYWAYS sorry for the long-as-fuck post but my brain…… it’s rotting………

*i started making this post last night lol,, i’ve now watched the new episodes but i have too many thoughts from those three episodes alone to add to this already essay length post

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