#nicaise has the entire incident on video

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everyone’s modern capri aus: laurent is an elegant parisian who likes fine wine

me: laurent is a filthy cégep grad who crushes miller’s light and plays for the habs

#and ofc damen is a lovely greek man on a skiing holiday at tremblant #’i speak your language better than you speak mine sweetheart’ #calice toi le fucking tabarnak #for those of you wondering what the fuck a cégep is #or maybe damen is a greek gymnast and they meet at the winter olympic where laurent and auguste play for canada? #it’s basically a quebec high school and i’ve never met a guy from one who wasn’t a little trashy #capri #captive prince #laurent #damen #damen buffs their first meeting by assuming that laurent is a figure skater (which damen meant respectfully) #laurent definitely has at least one nipple pierced #oh you think it’s for sexy reasons? #no he lost a bet about being able to start a garbage fire in a change room without being caught #nicaise has the entire incident on video #it got him tiktok famous