#nice butt bro but would batman put you on a pillar so high even he thinks he’ll never be able to reach it? I don’t think so

[bluegarners]

so you think since you’ve got a big butt and can do the splits you’re basically nightwing? hah. nice try. why don’t you have a kindness and a heart so great that it’s a multi-universal constant. why don’t you have such a good character that people are charmed by you and trust you even after only knowing you for a few minutes. why don’t you become a moral leader so steadfast that in a society of super-humans and gods, they all still look to you for guidance. THEN come talk to me about being nightwing

#Nightwing cosplayers are cool but in my head im weighing their moral character against him #nice butt bro but would batman put you on a pillar so high even he thinks he’ll never be able to reach it? I don’t think so #nightwing #dick grayson

[prettylittlebrownskingyal]

I loveddddd the Damian rave headcanons. Could you ever,if you feel like it, do more college headcanons for Damian?

Note: all my college knowledge (heh) comes from listening to my college friends complain so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- Damian’s pretty well educated already, Talia made sure of that. (He’s been studying PhD econ since before he was seven etc) So it’ll probably be more for the experience than the qualifications.

- That being said, he totally does the brown-kid™ ‘doctor/lawyer/engineer’ dance. It’s just....a right of passage at this point.

- Quickly discovers that college kids are like walking, talking, competitive zombies and everyone’s an essay away from a mental breakdown and it’s like being around Tim Drake x1000.

- He’s fought some of the worst people in the world. He’s the Grandson of the Demon. Son of the bat. He’s a trained assassin, a worthy Robin and goddamn Teen Titan. Of course, he can handle 8 a.m lectures.

- If he thought it was really weird that high school kids were so straight forward about wanting to date his siblings, it’s even weirder how straight forward college kids are about wanting to bang his dad/butler.

- Like no, he’s been stopped and asked if Alfred’s single wayyy too many times.

- “Gordon, please. I am begging you. Just get into the system and push back the exams by one week. It’s just one week. How much would it take? 10k? 15?”

- SIKE. He CANNOT HANDLE 8 am lectures. They’re a curse upon humanity, a plague on his existence. He hates them. He wants to find whoever decided 8 am lectures were a good idea and shove a katana up their ass.

- “Man I wish Batman would just run me over with the Batmobile so I wouldn’t have to deal with this shit anymore.”

“Batman doesn’t kill but I bet if you asked Robin nicely….”

- His freshman year, he tries the whole partying/drinking thing and decides that hangovers are too horrible to ever be worth it. He likes being the designated friend instead; he can keep track of all the stupid things his friends do/say and re-tell it to them the next day. It’s delightfully horrible. (Did you know you asked me if moths were considered to be light-fuckers yesterday?)

- Coffee becomes a pillar of sustenance. He even goes as far as asking Tim for some of his illegal stash of concentrated roast that was deemed inedible by the FDA.

- Pulled four all-nighters in a row and almost had a minor breakdown in a coffee shop. Pulled himself together, mixed a Monster Energy Drink and 7-shot espresso and sat that exam babey.

- When you’re in private school you could get away with anything if you waved your dad’s name around in the right way, but in college? They don’t care for that shit at all.

- “Alright, I’m gonna write one paragraph and then watch one episode. One paragraph one episode.”

Two seasons later.

“...one line and then one episode. Just one line and then one episode...”

- Walked into the wrong lecture hall and only realized it halfway through class and just stayed for the rest of it.

- Loves sparking up the “Is Bruce Wayne really Batman?/Do the butts match?” debate and then sits quietly as he watches everyone else lose their minds. (but the real question is….are Batman and Superman dating? Or are they just bros?)

- Watched a vine compilation while finishing an assignment once and wrote down ‘barbeque sauce on my titties’ instead of the answer.

- Calls home to complain once a week. Hangs up whenever someone asks him if he wants to drop out.

- “Damian, you can’t just put ‘eat the rich’ as an answer for this.”

“Why not?”

“Well for starters, you are the rich.”

- Wears PJs to class but makes it fashion.

- Has Babs and Jason proofread all his work/ make sure that he’s citing the proper sources. Is that cheating? He doesn’t care at this point.

- Gains a new found respect with all the Rogues with doctorates because the college system? WACK

- Coerces his father into paying so many kids’ tuition. Does a full Oprah. (and you get a full ride, and you get a full ride and you. Everybody gets a full ride!)

#damian wayne headcanons #damian wayne college headcanons #college au #batfam headcanons #loserforbatfam