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the-terrible-theys · 3 months

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mlm ships: i’m a boy,, but i’m in love with another boy >///<

wlw ships: i’m a girl,, but i’m in love with another girl >///<

nblnb ships: It's like we're going over a waterfall. In a barrel. But at least we're going over the waterfall together. There's nobody I'd rather be in a barrel with than you. Although I guess we're all going over the waterfall, everybody in our class. In different barrels, probably. You couldn't fit us all in one barrel. But we would fit in one barrel, you and me, even if it's a tight squeeze.

#the terrible two #the terrible two books #milnil #you can pry nb4nb milnil from my cold dead hands #nilmil #??? i can never remember the order augh

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iaminatree · 1 year

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whats happening fellow ttt enjoyers

reminder that i have a ttt-based server you can join! we haven't had ppl join for like months now so rn dm me if you're interested (or put it in the comments of this post) (also i may just post the link later today lmao)

#the terrible two #ttt #miles murphy #niles sparks #nilmil #miles murphy x niles sparks #yyyyyippeeeeeeee #i haven't drawn them in ages augh #i really gotta find time to reread the books im getting a tad weaker with my scene memory

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methbongs · 2 years

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this is a redraw but i lost the original pic

#miles murphy #niles sparks #nilmil #milnil #now that we have a substantial fandom can we just agree that its milnil or something #the terrible two

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methvapes · 3 years

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epic sketches god i love these fucking books so much

#time to draw them for like 5 months straight again #butthis time i actually want to permanently stay in the fandom instead of just hopping around like i tend to ripsies #the terrible two #ttt #ttt books #niles sparks #miles murphy #nilmil #yo mama!#my art

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the-terrible-theys · 1 year

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hmmmm thinking abt. miles and niles each buying a pair of shoes in the same style but different colors. then swapping a shoe each so they can be matchingly mismatched.

#there are two endings to this scenario that i cannot decide between:#funny ending is that they have different shoe sizes but didn’t consider that until it was too late #other ending is them having the same shoe size and therefore entirely succeeding at being the gayest duo around #the image of a little moment of realization followed by “miles……. we effed this one up” is so funny #but also i need them to have matching mismatch shoes so badly please. and the trading part is a necessity #i imagined red and blue at first but actually the color combos are limitless #purple and yellow! purple and blue! pink and blue! pink and green! etc etc #i love this concept and i just think they’d love it even more #i love these stupid little gay nerds and their stupid little two-member pranking society so much #the terrible two #ttt #the terrible two books #niles sparks #miles murphy #nilmil #adding this to the list of things i would like to draw but inevitably never will 😔

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the-terrible-theys · 1 year

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thinking about miles murphy and niles sparks celebrating new years together.

niles riding his bike to miles’ house that evening, judy murphy insisting he have dinner with them. she makes one of niles’ favorite meals because she knows he’d be coming over and she goddamn loves this boy, and niles damn near cries over it. this is the first new years niles can remember that he’s spent doing anything other than sitting by himself in his room with his nose in a book, avoiding the annual new years party his parents always have going downstairs. (it was never as if he was banished to his room or anything, of course. niles has always been free to join everyone downstairs if he pleases. it’s just that it’s always loud and there’s always too many people and he barely knows any of them and no one there is anywhere near his age and there’s a certain awkwardness to being the only kid at a party for adults, and. just less overwhelming to keep to himself.)

judy has to leave because she works odd hours as a nurse, and as disappointed as she is that she couldn’t get the rest of the night off to spend with her son, she’s equally glad that miles won’t be spending the night by himself. miles has niles. she leaves them with matching hair ruffles and a pack of sparklers and a “be careful, i mean it, call me right away if anything happens, love you”.

miles and niles leave with an hour ‘til midnight, ride their bikes side-by-side through the dark, reach the top of the hill that holds their carefully selected firework watching spot (they’d spent the previous couple of days scouting out potential spots and choosing between those for the best possible view) with twenty minutes to spare. niles slings off his backpack and pulls out a bottle of faux-alcoholic sparkling apple juice. miles has never had sparkling apple juice before. they drink it from paper cups. miles decides he does not like sparkling apple juice. niles likes it even though it tastes like shit.

they pull out their sparklers, prepare to light them up as soon as the clock hits midnight. this is a tradition miles has held with his mom for many years. he’s glad to have a second person to share this with. he’s glad that that person is niles. niles starts whispering the countdown in time with his watch, and miles’ practiced hands light his own sparkler with ease as they shout the final seconds. niles fumbles with the lighter, can’t get the stupid stick to work right, so miles puts his hand over his friend’s to guide the lighter. niles finds himself getting distracted by the way the sparks look reflected in miles’ eyes, almost loses count. his own sparkler catches right as they yell ZERO!! and, oh, they both feel so alive. fireworks go off all around them in brilliant bursts of color and sound, and they’re waving their sparklers high in mimicry, and their breath clouds in the cold air, and this is the best new years eve that niles sparks has ever had. this is the best year he’s ever had. and that’s all because of miles.

they—niles and miles, both—look forward to annual repeats of old traditions, to starting new ones. to more years together, and more ends of years together, and more togetherness in general. it’s the best new years eve either of them have ever had.

#this was meant to be a couple of sentences not a Whole Thing but it kind of got away from me #one day i will write them an actual proper fic i swear it #the terrible two #miles murphy #niles sparks #judy murphy #judy is a good mom i love her #yes i know she barely has any personality to her in canon but sometimes love for a character is made of vibes and self-indulgent headcanons #the terrible two books #milnil #nilmil #is it milnil or nilmil i keep mixing them up #apologies for any typos or weird grammar it is late and i’m too tired to read back over it

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methbongs · 2 years

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more stuff I forgor 💀 to post