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#not the time he got mad at the glc and got them all drunk for no reason and several people almost died
theboost · 4 years
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I got bored and payed a visit to cbr and this list is so funny they really couldn't think of anything really bad he did so they had two of them rely on Batman this is so sad
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lvxehq-blog · 7 years
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- ̗̀ — great to see you again MONAE, LANDON, FRANCHESCA, GREYSON, & KAI !! you’ve got meetings booked all afternoon and to prepare we suggest that you get acquainted with the TAGS TO TRACK and familarise yourself with the faces of the BLOGROLL. you have twenty-four hours to send in an account and the face of PIA MIA, NEELS VISSER, AUBREY GRAHAM, NIALL HORAN, & ROMEE STRIJD ARE NOW TAKEN !!
( PIA MIA | THEY/SHE, GENDERFLUID FEMALE ) quick, snap a picture that’s MONAE ATDAUNAcoming this way. you know the TWENTY-ONE year old SINGER/SONGWRITER that sounds exactly like KESHA. in interviews THEY always come off as GRACIOUS and FREETHINKING, but every time gossip is covered by GLC, THEY are painted as MERCURIAL and INSECURE. GLC is always referring to THEM as the PHOENIX. the last story they did on THEM was about THEIR RECENT OUTBURST AT THE VMAs, but they’d have a field day if they knew that THEIR SUDDEN INABILITY TO PERFORM LIVE IS THREATENING TO BREACH THEIR CONTRACT WITH CROWNED. i hope no one finds out because crowned just might drop any artist with too much drama. - ̗̀ ur ma, 19, gmt+1, she/her.
( NEELS VISSER | HE/HIM, CISMALE ) quick, snap a picture that’s LANDON NOVAK coming this way. you know the NINETEEN year old SINGER/SONGWRITER that sounds exactly like BLACKBEAR. in interviews HE always comes off as CHARMING and KINDHEARTED, but every time gossip is covered by GLC, HE is painted as DIMWITTED and BLUNT. GLC is always referring to HIM as the PHILOPHOBE. the last story they did on HIM was about HIS EX GIRLFRIEND USING HIM TO GAIN FOLLOWERS, but they’d have a field day if they knew that SHE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED HIM INTO STAYING WITH HER. i hope no one finds out because crowned just might drop any artist with too much drama. - ̗̀ sam, 20, pst, she/her.
( ROMEE STRIJD | SHE/HER, CISFEMALE ) quick, snap a picture that’s FRANCHESCA WORTHINGTON coming this way. you know the TWENTY TWO year old SINGER that sounds exactly like ASTRID S. in interviews SHE always comes off as HEDONISTIC and SOPHISTICATED, but every time gossip is covered by GLC, she is painted as NARCISSISTIC and POWER HUNGRY. GLC is always referring to HER as the PROSPEROUS. the last story they did on HER was about ABOUT HOW SHE WAS HELD HOSTAGE IN HER OWN HOME, but they’d have a field day if they knew that SHE BLACKMAILED AN ARTIST TO GIVE HER THEIR SONG. i hope no one finds out because crowned just might drop any artist with too much drama. 
( NIALL HORAN | HE/HIM, CISMALE ) quick, snap a picture that’s GREYSON MATTHEWS coming this way. you know the TWENTY-THREE year old SINGER that sounds exactly like NIALL HORAN. in interviews HE always comes off as CHARMING and TRUSTWORTHY, but every time gossip is covered by GLC, HE is painted as INSECURE and DOUBTFUL. GLC is always referring to HIM as the THE PHOENIX. the last story they did on HIM was about HOW HE SLEPT WITH ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS GUY IN TOWN FOR MONEY, but they’d have a field day if they knew that HE GOSSIPED TO A MAGAZINE ABOUT A FAMOUS FRIEND OF HIS AND ENDED UP LOSING THAT FRIENDSHIP EVEN THOUGH HE WAS JUST MAD AND HE REGRETS EVER TALKING TO THE MAGAZINE PEOPLE . i hope no one finds out because crowned just might drop any artist with too much drama. - ̗̀ alyssa, 23, CST, she/her.
( AUBREY G. | HE/HIM, CIS MALE ) quick, snap a picture that’s KAI RION coming this way. you know the TWENTY SEVEN year old RAPPER/SONGWRITER that sounds exactly like DRAKE. in interviews he always comes off as CORDIAL and ABERRANT, but every time gossip is covered by GLC, he is painted as CYNICAL and APATHETIC. GLC is always referring to HIM as the PHILANDERER. the last story they did on him was about BEING ESCORTED DRUNK AND HALF-NAKED OUT OF AN LOUNGE, but they’d have a field day if they knew that he HAS AN OPIATE ADDICTION, DUE TO STRUGGLING OF INSOMNIA. i hope no one finds out because crowned just might drop any artist with too much drama. - ̗̀ raja, 18, est, she/her.
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