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Dying also because Eiden took one look at Huey's clothes and said “that shirt is coming off”

#nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #eiden nu carnival #huey nu carnival #rusty nation

[retrogamingtrickster]

*The squad right before Eiden's wedding*

Aster: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Morvay: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Quincy: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Olivine: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Yakumo, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

#nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival aster #nu carnival #nu carnival headcanons #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival morvay #nu carnival Quincy #nu carnival olivine

[pwurrz]

long time no incorrect quote

#nu carnival #yakumo ♡ #incorrect nu carnival quotes

[zizz-asdf-re-r-o-u]

garu in ethereal guardian room 2:

garu: lemme heal you with a blowjob!

garu: *takes off his own skirt instead of eiden's*

eiden: ???

#incorrect quotes #nu carnival #also garu & morvay's voice actors are criminally underrated in their H scenes #i absolutely love that the devs never seem to remember to give garu/karu underwear #or if they do give him underwear its just thongs #i'm curious if “internal treatment” is really what the original translation says #nu carnival predictions #nu carnival theories

[garusimp6969]

eiden: actually it's a really low-res JPEG.

edmond: what? what's a JPEG? stop speaking witch.

#incorrect nu carnival quotes

[hajidumps]

Aster: alright what do you want?

Eiden: nah it's fine, I don't have any money

Aster: did I ask if you have money? what do you want?

Eiden: .... (tearing up)

Eiden: can I have 10 piece nuggets....(whispers) please

#nu carnival #incorrect nu carnival quotes #nu: carnival #nu carnival aster #nu carnival eiden #headcanon that eiden is very thrifty and bcuz he was an orphan #he never really had a taste of luxury #Eiden is a very cheap person the one that needed to be thrifty to survive the real world #aster is eidens sugar daddy ™

[too-much-gacha]

Requests are OPEN

➥ the rules might change, last updated 28.04.2024

➥ I won't promise I'll do it but I'll try my best if I'm comfortable with the request

➥ I generally write for obey me (I'm familiar with honkai star rail, twisted wonderland and nu: carnival, and some other)

➥ when writing MC or reader my go to is gender neutral, but I don't mind writing with specified gender in mind

➥ I write fanfiction, headcanons, short-fics and sometimes incorrect quotes/ chat-text fics

✘ suggestive or nsfw content with Luke (or generally minors)

✔ dark content, suggestive content is okay

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♣ smut/nsfw is not something I write often and it might depend on my mood and confidence at the time

♣ I might do drawing requests, I'm very prone to meme drawings or cute ideas

♣ if you're not sure feel free to ask or dm me about it

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Eiden: So Quincy was talking to me and he said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

Eiden: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.

Eiden, looking at the camera: Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

#nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #eiden nu carnival #quincy nu carnival

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

[Playing a game]

Eiden: How did you break your wrist? Wrong answers only

Rei: Smacking the Water Territory's Huey statue's juicy metal ass so hard it shattered

Kuya: The young master said wrong answers only, if you wanted to confess you should've gone to the priest

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[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

Dante: How dare you mock me in such a way?!

Kuya: Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests

#nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #kuya nu carnival #dante nu carnival

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

Kuya: I just ended a five year relationship

Eiden: Oh, sorry to hear that, you okay?

Kuya: It's okay, it wasn't my relationship

#nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #eiden nu carnival #kuya nu carnival

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

[Talking about Olivine]

Quincy: You think he's mean?

Eiden: That's not what cunty means

Eiden: Cunty is like when you put your whole pussy into it

Quincy: He's vagina?

#local old man doesnt understand slang #nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #eiden nu carnival #quincy nu carnival #olivine nu carnival

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

Olivine, after talking to the church people about exorcisms: Any more questions?

Eiden: *raises hand*

Olivine: Yes, Eiden?

Eiden: Have you ever seen a real demon?

Olivine: Yes, last time I spoke to my father

All the clan members, internally: Holy shit dude

#nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #eiden nu carnival #olivine nu carnival #polyclan

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

Topper: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES

Father: You mean my pronouns?

Topper: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES

Father: Uh I don't know, what are yours?

Topper: NOISY AND CHAOTIC

Father: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast

#nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu:carnival memes #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #topper nu carnival #father nu carnival

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

Quincy, trying to pull Dante up: I can’t hang on, you’re too heavy!

Dante, hanging over a cliff: Pretend I’m one of your husbands!  

[Quincy starts letting go]

Dante: Not Kuya! Not Kuya!

#quincy's husband yakumo #nu carnival #nu:carnival #nu carnival incorrect quotes #nu:carnival memes #nu:carnival incorrect quotes #quincy nu carnival #kuya nu carnival #yakumo nu carnival #dante nu carnival #quinya #quincamo

[nucarnivalincorrectquotes]

Olivine: Dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer

Eiden: Dads see their kids????

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