#number 736362 on the list of things dave had to grapple with being raised by

[bottlehawk]

controversial opinion but bro strider definitley never got dave vaccinated. not necessarily because he was an anti vaxxer but because to him getting the vaccine was like fighting the weak pussy version of the virus. like putting on easy mode on super mario 64. he would've told dave if his immune system was too pussy ass weak to handle the real beast then he might as well just have let himself succumb in the name of darwinism. and dave would've had to tell that to his public school teacher at 9 years old

#homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #child abuse #child neglect #bottlehawk text #number 736362 on the list of things dave had to grapple with being raised by #the world's first parent to speedrun giving their kid Issues like there was a public leaderboard out there