#oh cool MY fake little man has traveled the world on his motorcycle (it’s blue)

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i like to think that when neal and mozzie come up with their identities for cons and stuff that they do it like little kids describing their fairy/mermaid powers

#white collar #they’re just like #well MY fake little man has a yacht that he hosts poker games on #oh cool MY fake little man has traveled the world on his motorcycle (it’s blue) #mine

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4, 15, 25, 38, 51, 69, 76, 83, 94, 108, 116, 122, 136, 149 + 150

4: 3 things I love

Summer evening naps, with a breeze and the window open, some light music playing, and it’s cool enough for a throw blanket from the couch. The most peaceful time in the world.

Stomping off snow from your boots, and being handed a bowl of steaming, hearty soup before you even take your jacket off. You hold the soup in your hands like a handwarmer and smell that homemade, lovingly crafted sign of care. When you finally eat, the soup is delicious.

bubblebaths, man. Just bubblebaths.

15: Favourite quote

I actually collect quotes! There was a dog tag engraver at the local Walmart back home in Indiana and I’d spend 5 bucks and get a quote engraved in one every few weeks. I must have like 40 of them. I stopped because the machines are harder to find now but I might start again. I love quotes. I fished one out of the pile and it’s: 

“We become what we pretend to be. So we must be careful what we pretend to be” by Kurt Vonnegut. Aka the fake it til you make it mantra or how I turned into a positive person.

25: Ever done a prank call?

I haven’t done a prank call, but I have gone through a drive thru when I knew my friend was working and pretended to be a difficult customer. She thought it was funny. She returned the favor once and I poured her drink out onto the pavement. Sometimes I miss McDonalds but usually I know better

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

We don’t! I don’t speak with him though as he lives in like, Minnesota now? But I checked his facebook the other day he seems good.

51: When was the last time I hugged someone?

I used to hug people all the time- I’m a very tactile person, I love hugs and physical affection. Holding hands, carding through hair, etc.

It must have been on Friday- there were some friends over for Christmas, and I got to hug them. It was nice.

I don’t hug people often enough.

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

I believe it was when I simultaneously broke my big toe on one foot and my heelbone on the other? Bad times for walking. My ankle still pops in and out sometimes!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Doo Wop (That Thing) by Ms. Lauryn Hill. A classic slam dunk. It makes me happy because it reminds me of when I was little, it’s a jam of a song, and my mom loves Lauryn Hill.

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Healing powers. The power to heal injuries and illnesses. It’s the only superpower I’ve ever wanted. Just classic, DnD style I can fix that healing spells.

94: Left the house without my wallet?

Constantly. Last night I left work, locked the door, and realized I left my phone charging in my office. I had to sneak back in and set off the alarm =/

108: Been outside my home country?

Sadly only been to the US, and only to like 20 states. But I’d like to travel more!

116: What concerts have I been to?

Hmm... 21 Pilots (twice), Betty Who (4 times), Caravan Palace (twice), Dorothy, Reptar, LIzzo, Billie Eilish, Troye Sivan, NOT 21 Savage because I was too busy getting a friend laid, Wallows, Jimmy Eat World (twice), Silver Sun Pickups, Oh Wonder (Twice), Broods, Young the Giant, Glass Animals, Arctic Monkeys, a few other people. I don’t have a comprehensive list but most of these stick out as good memories.

I was SUPPOSED to see Halsey and someone else this year, but like... yeah. Plus, who knows what concerts I would have gone to on a whim!

122: Dyed my hair?

Once, very poorly, with box dye. It went poorly. I dyed it red for Caps playoffs and looked terrible.

I kind of want to dye it again though. Maybe silver or some light blue color?

136: Do I like my handwriting?

I have doctor handwriting, aka it’s terrible. It has charm though!

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

One time when I was working as a diner line cook, one of the waitresses told me a sweet little old lady in the dining room asked her if she could “Ask the nice white cook” to make her food. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that.

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

Boring but practical: Pay off my bills and loans, pay off the bills and loans of my loved ones, invest in my local community, and buy a place in DC so I never have to worry about renting again. Buy a motorcycle, and get enough magic cards to be able to play Vintage and Legacy. After that, give back as much as I can.