#oh dear prank master's gone and shot husband mcwifekiller

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

this film is WILD, i love watching a group of ppl arguing and fighting over who dated whom and who slept with whom before meeting whom and who's been pregnant and who's cheating on her husband with her female yoga instructor or sth idk o_o

they should all just have one big orgy together!! then they wouldn't have to worry about being jealous of each other!!! there, problem solved :D

well, it ends badly, but i think we've ALL learnt something here today: mental illness is shameful, taking medication makes u ~less urself~, and self-harm is the SAME THING as a suicide attempt which is the SAME THING as planning an elaborate prank that facilitates the murder of one friend which is the SAME THING as shooting two of the others.

also apparently each of them is meant to embody one of the ~seven deadly sins~ and they are very bad ppl for being *checks notes* proud of their accomplishments, depressed due to life's circumstances, and unashamed of their sexuality, etc. NOTHING DODGY HERE!!! ALL VERY REPUTABLE POSITIONS TO TAKE. EXTREMELY NORMAL.

.....UNLESS..........wAS IT ALL JUST A DREAM???????? (feck i hope so bc that were a sad sad series of events, just look at the state of them, and all that blood's going to stain those lovely hardwood floors ;A;)

#birb watch #cw mention of self harm #cw mention of suicide #(not to real ppl!! just fictional characters!!! #but i thought i'd mention it anyway and put it under the cut just in case :P) #lol one of their group set it all up as a prank #unfortunately another of their group decided to kill his wife in a jealous rage #i think mr prank master has got some responsibility here #BUT SO DOES THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS WIFE????? #oh dear prank master's gone and shot husband mcwifekiller #and now after an hour of shouting at least we get a half hour of crying #WELL live and learn!! #<- i say this loudly any time something bad happens in a film #in the same voice as crow t robot in that one mst3k short about train murder :D #I AM BEING SARCASTIC ABOUT THE FILM'S LESSON BTW!!!!! #BIRB DOES NOT ENDORSE ANY OF THE IDEAS THE FILM MAY DECLARE OR IMPLY #also i think it was called 'the alpines' but ive already forgotten adn moved on to something else #im not procrastinating on my project and u can't prove anything 👀👀👀