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#ok but fr i have no evidence for this and i im too tired to find any but i feel like even jokingly threatening suicide is bad for u mentall
eldritchposts · 5 months
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positive alternatives to saying 'I'm going to kill myself' when mildly inconvienced:
I'm going to cum
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snowflakeb0ttles · 2 years
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hot tips for when u are at a department store (particularly target but this goes for others too maybe) from me (an extremely tired target worker😔)
1. if you unfold shirts or pants dont even try to refold them if u dont know how. u cant. its gonna be bad. i understand youre trying to help but just leave it unfolded fr. i gotta fix it regardless and its easier to start from scratch (also i get that larger sizes are typically underneath the smaller ones but please for the love of god do not unfold every single shirt in a stack to get to the bottom one.)
2. if u steal (which i encourage) dont. leave ur tags/empty boxes in the fitting rooms/anywhere else bc. we gotta report those and its not fun :/ just take ur damn garbage bro it's easier for everyone. There aint nothing to report if there is no evidence babes !!!!
3. if u are looking through clothes that are hanging and something falls off the hanger onto the floor,,,,please put it back on the hanger,,,,this is such a big problem people literally watch shit drop and leave it there while i stand and watch it happen too . please . (also the tops of the hangers point left not right pls dont put them backwards,,)
4. you dont have to count how many items u need for the fitting room. you dont have to ask if you can go in. just walk in there besties that is all (this is probably only target specific)
AND FINALLY
4. please be kind . thats literally it. like i get it. youve probably had a bad day or whatever and im sorry but ive been here 9 hours and dont really feel like getting yelled at over a pair of gloves. (i had a lady ask me where the gloves were, i told her i wasnt sure but pointed her in a direction i thought id seen some and she got pissed at me and said "THAT WAS A BAD ANSWER." and left. like damn ok. bye.) ANYWAY . thanks for coming to my ted talk
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the-firebird69 · 5 years
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Derry Maine is Derry Mt. is LInconville im in LInconville losingmy heart. as mine would want but mine is really forgieners?  in this case forgieners lost their grip corky fuled them full of greed...to get them out front sacrifice for them to find mine he fails miserably.  he and his partner cant find their own bunghole ever and ask us. thy went ther to PA, the small area this film was made and passed per corkys instruction.  died. really.  to the Queen who can engulfe the county you see one of her  tentacles they were in, the electromagnetics controlled Pennywise, my clown.  controlled by the large Kraken who visited nyc, and Nuada my Mother and my Father Arrianne, allowed me to be inspired and encouraged my training...and I do not disappoint my Mother and Father I  am  a good son Zues you are and we are impressed with your reasoning...it is shallow not, it is hatred they express daily and for little reason so you give them one and it worked very well with Darth Maul, we assist now we see you are tired and a little spoiled Arrianne finally, yes Father  I will rest, and hahaha I am a bit spoiled but not in the sense of the word. I was introduced to life as it was meant to be, a barrier from these in order to keep me alive.  and they helped.  and it was not all evil to them...but grande and Hera is the best....one could ever want..or have.. Zues you do have me so shut it. Hera some comments are funny but it is her, her comments and it is familiar, I hiope I react appropriately and don't smile at things meant to correct me like I do now and miss it lol Zues yeh shithead she says lol Hera and this is my idea I think...I bet.  the Kraken set up shop due to your LIncolville threat, you issue all the time w regards to pennywise and the stupid annoying point of pound foolish as if ramming it to someone does not produce thievery of yourselves.  your going to what approach us fr a handout when this is almost over???  billium?? Zues we get it hand out.  excuse me kind sir we helped you and so on, could you spare a trillion we almost literally forced you to take over and over relentlessly like idiotic morons....we do see who and why...no.  it is retarded by retards.  tey don't know what they do. and you encouraged it.  no.  cork reacted to a word or two as they had you talk.  we have to have made ourselves so in north port sunk his own ship.  and he blithers meaningless threats to him. he should shut up and sleep.  useless clan of his.  billium you see, 27 years.  jim morrison taunts in college by youir twirp cork and his bro.   lunatic clint who exposed the gauntlet of his own due to cork...lunatic.  Zues your idiots.  I mean that is fn stupid paris hilton right her this is where the plan is. and I know that. cork you looked mighty cute in them thre tight jeans they all used your name in vane so many times I thought I would faint.  all due to you getting caught and talking up a storm t the cops of derry nh and more.  daily you do now...all due to your cloak n shield lol..wall ok. Pennywise noise is for you cork it is your droning sound.  like a fool, you are a squeak wheel.  and your big, but not so big bite sized... did I mention there were many many Pennywise and still are, clowns..youi made fun of me it was angering I get you back....my hairdo was not cool like head on fire is showed you, just imitated her. as Pennywise....the Kraken....not Xenomorph. the huge Kraken, from nyc.  that ate up your intel there, your wall flimsy, I tossed into the city.  It crushed your buildings in particular, a few were off as usual.  macs noted my aim aint so hot.  chuckled then and now.   he has quite an arm but chews our ear off as he works.  cork cant tell is abtuse.  and winning.  like he said as Charlie sheen....and he likes it had him do the Charlie act in north port. your nder arrest buddy boy, no tx mac.  im off to mexico for real....to ge the gold...for free. and ps the huge one issetup up there, you want to bomb its mouth, well that aint it,they were in it in thequarry….huge huh.  a giant ship it controls. we are in it now lol up front and personal.....and ps it is the killer Darth Maul Pennywise I am there too you see me in the movie playing the women who abuse you fools, and who get back at you for real, hit you in the stomach and belch on you and force you to regurgitate your food and barf on you your leg I ate.  it is cool.  and  I like it. his vengeance is mean swift and pure.  so I hear him.  don't leave me I wont I say ever it is too much of a pain in the ass for  us to get married lol joke ppl ok its  ajoke Hera just a little American horror show tha last comment Pennywise hahaha lol fun Hera no it is not it is blasphemy, these babies of ours scream it and you don't respond. stikc you in sewer and guts and your own death and youi smugly say it will go on then I hear him say to her. your dead. all the tme. always a new one who doenst know me. horrid. over and over you lose.  die. and come back.  it is sad. she lost it inside.  could not help herself, felt ill. tried to commit suicide. we helped.  she died softly.  came to life though when she relized it was us manipulating her. then lost it she was on her own. nobody to love.  and died.  of  a broke heart as you tried on him so many times when it is merely mc daddys symbology, to take his heart out of the equation let him sit and stare at the monsters mouth.  you thought we would not let him your right he is right there and ir emember now how do I attract attention, I need it I am leader and it is my job my impotance is evident to me....he set out to do it.  with her too.  and with style.  huge style ok. they are cute and fun and had help.  then we heard Gabriel...no way he said.   and then he got this no way, I am.  so he worked.  said it already but h e wanted to say it nicer.  they both fired upthe coal and lit you all up and  poured acid on you you died.  still do.  and we worked all day all night they control and hld we whip and heat.  a it is tiring so we help now. wderful show Zues wonderful...and why.   and she said it.  im not him that louse.  hahahah.   and she felt bad.... we heard her laugh. mac chose it he is a wierdo. Thor Hera Zues imagine me Pennywise lol imagine lol. hahahahah yeah ok jerk move over I will type now..we hear you louses you want in on the huge Kraken waiting for you...we tell you where you grin.  he has an idea why.  ok losers Hera
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